After playing a few rousing rounds of the F.E.A.R. multiplayer, I realized why I had stopped playing any kind of competitive games.
Dude, I totally suck.
So I thought, "Well, why don't games allow handicapping all us punk-ass biatch players that always get taken out by a damn headshot!?"
Then I considered my own statement.
What a stupid idea. Because the only thing it would lead to is asshole players deliberately setting it up so that they maintained some godawful profile with like fifty last-place markers displayed prominently like loser merit badges. Then they'd get on a server and say, "Whut up? I am the noob suxxorz. Handicap me?" And then they'd proceed to lay waste to the other players. "Woop. Beginner's luck."
Yeah, dumb idea.