Obviously, the U.S. should have protected the cafeteria: U.N. diplomats loot their lunchroom.
This is why “The Onion” has a hard time keeping up with reality. If someone had written this as a parody right after the first Baghdad Museum looting reports, it would have been considered to far-fetched at best, or too mean and cynical at the worst to be effective satire…
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