Remember when you were a child and your imagination seemed to know no bounds. You could go from playing hide-n-go seek, to playing house, to being a jazzercise teacher in the blink of an eye (wait… no one else wanted to teach jazzercise?… Oh, okay). But as you got older, reality began to cement you and those things that you originally thought were possible, like jumping from a high altitude with an open umbrella and landing safely, began to seem ludicrous and dangerous.
However, with the ever present feature of reality television it seems as though people have lapsed back into that timely rationale of ‘what I see on TV is completely possible in real life.’ So, let’s play a game, shall we? Let’s imagine our lives were dictated by the realm of reality television.
If life was like reality television, this is how I would picture it *I wistfully look up while the scene around me dissolves and random violin music plays. I stop for a second to make sure I’m not having a seizure, then go back to daydreaming.*