Driving in the car. From the back seat, Nathan says, "Mama, Haiti is bigger than China, right?"
"Umm... no, sweetness. No. China is much bigger than Haiti. Remember how we talked about Haiti being an 'island'? China is much bigger than the island that Haiti is on."
"But Haiti has more people than China, right?"
"No... China definitely has more people than Haiti"
"But Haiti is further away than China, right?"
"I have an idea! Let's play another game, OK, Sweetness?"