Riff Raff, the wiggerspiration for James Franco's character in Spring Breakers, was arrested for drug possession in Greensboro, NC last night. RAP GAME MATLOCK. TMZ reports:
Riff Raff just learned Southern hospitality only goes so far … he was arrested early Sunday morning in North Carolina after cops found drugs in his car. The rapper was tooling around Greensboro at around 2:30 AM and bizarrely stopped in the middle of traffic to talk to a bunch of pedestrians … and if we know our Riff Raff, we're guessing he was pimpin' it. Cops approached the vehicle and say they saw an open container of alcohol, which then triggered a full-blown search of the vehicle. That's when police say they found weed and some sort of powerful narcotic, along with drug paraphernalia.
Ok, so I live in NC, and they named it Greensboro before they knew there would be a damn shit ton of weed there. Or they did. They might have been time travelers who thought a funny joke would be to name it Greensboro, because they landed in their time travel saucer and somebody handed them a blunt then they thought, "Damn, there's like a whole lot of weed here. Weed is green. Write that one down. We'll add something at the end." Then they traveled back to 1750 and that's how weed first became a cash crop. Seriously. Ask our history teacher.