Yeah I know, it was a joke - as it is the same typical excuse that runs through my ears when I'm about to beat them nerd virgins down.
What's your favorite way of physically abusing people that you tend to dislike over the internet?
I enjoy using a bat, the sound it makes against nerd virgins skulls is amazing, don't you think? I don't really like using sharp object such as knives since there's no crunchy sound each hit. Fucking nerds won't insult me anymore when I'm done with them. And like you said, good luck playing WoW again after we've chopped off their fingers.