I once had a cute female in my bed.
Said she was cold.
So...I gave her another blanket.
Not one of my most shining moments.
Edit: Haha, group high five guys! We're all idiots!
Edit: 4,000+ comments later, we must start asking more important questions: how the hell did we manage to survive as a species when gigantic portions of the male population can't even correctly participate in simple mating rituals?
Edit: Seriously, everyone turn in their penis. We obviously have no idea what we're doing with them.