|Funny Frog Jokes|
Where do baby frogs learn to swim? In a tadpool.
What’s a frog’s favorite game? Hopscotch
Why are frogs normally so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What happens if a frog and toad collide? They get tongue tied.
Why would a frog go to hospital? To have a hopperation.
How does a frog feel if it breaks its leg? Very unhoppy.
What does a frog order in a restaurant? French flies and diet croak!
How do frogs feel about the way we treat the planet? Hopping mad
What does a frog like to sing? Hoppera
Who’s green and lies very still?