Nope, this isn’t a dozen roses.
Not a box of chocolates (milk — I wouldn’t dream of giving you dark).
Not skimpy underwear.
Just some important information from a fake medical professional and expert patient to ensure you can get those from someone else next year. And the next. And the next.
Know the signs and share this one with your friends.
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It’s not Valentine’s Day, it’s Wear Red Day. Red for heart disease. It’s the No. 1 killer of women and is more deadly than all forms of cancer.