(Approved by Windrider)
This is the game for making crazy conspiracy theories about virtually anything, it works like this:
Player 1: The next player has to make a conspiracy theory about gravity
Player 2: Gravity is a plot by the CIA to keep us on Earth.
And so it goes. Post a conspiracy theory about whatever the previous player offered you, and give the next player something new in return.
One word of advice: "The government" is obviously the source of many real-life conspiracy theories, but in order to avoid monotony, I advice you to also give mole men, aliens and the like a go as well, and most of all to have fun.
So with that out of the way, let's get started.
The next player has to make a conspiracy theory about Bicycles.