A six-foot-long Nurse Shark was found in the middle of a Miami street on Tuesday after two men unsuccessfully tried to sell it to local fish markets. You read correctly. A shark. In the street.
We tell ya — spy photographers see the darndest things, don't they? Like a statue of a fat woman in the back of a Silverado. Maybe they just didn't want to be shown up by the snowdick? Whatever the reason, it could only happen in the U.S. of A. That's right, because this is our country, and these are our mammaries.