(“I WOULDN’T LET THIS GUY NEAR MY KIDS.”)
What would you consider super nerdy? Slavish devotion to a movie that came out 25 years ago? Singing the theme of said movie a capella? How about singing all the musical parts to that movie theme a capella, then filming yourself while you do it and making a multi-track video of the whole event? Yep, pretty nerdy, Matt Mulholland, pretty nerdy. Mouth instruments are only cool if you’re Bobby McFerrin, or me playing 70s-porn-themed mouth bass to get the ladies in the mood. Combine that with a lip bite and some slow hip thrusts and the panties just disintegrate, trust me.
Yeah, so the video’s actually pretty cool and it made me laugh a few times, but if I didn’t at least make fun of him for being a nerd a little, my jock buddies would think I’d gone soft.
[thanks to the fellas at Topless Robot for finding this]