Check out these fancy pants sweatpants from a label that loves to make tailored garments in cozy fabrics, Barena Varenzia. Why are these fancy pants sweatpants and not just regular struggle sweatpants? Because they're god damn sweatpants with a zipper, that's why. Fuck an elastic waist band, breh. I'm a grown ass man (kind of). When I'm wearing sweatpants, I want to feel like I'm "wearing The Pants". You can't feel like you're wearing The Pants when you gotta tie a drawstring in a bow around your crotch.