|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
Spend over 4 years animating a movie all by yourself, don't spend more than 5 minutes thinking if the script is worth that kind of commitment in the first place.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This took up 4 years of someone's life. This guy could have done something worth that time, like picking up garbage on the side of the highway.
|Mostly Pi |
"Shark Island? WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT???"
PoeTV, what is the saddest thing?
A) You spend four years making a movie by yourself, never realizing how terrible it is. Upon its release, it is widely ignored, and those who don't ignore it hate it. You then spend the rest of your life defending it.
B) You spend four years making a movie by yourself. About halfway in, you realize that you are making something terrible. But you've invested so much time, effort, and money into it, that you can't bring yourself to stop. You spend the next two years working tirelessly on a project you hate, just you won't feel like a quitter and a failure.
I think it says a lot that the credits are in Comic Sans.
Yes, I actually watched this abomination. Skip ahead to part four, where Mercutio tells racist jokes but with "Capulet" instead of the original slurs.
Christ, how can anyone be upset when that thing dies?
Sealed with a - OOOOH I GET IT IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE SEALS HA HA HA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
At least it's not Gnomeo and Juliet.
Why seals? I mean really, why seals? If you were going to make "Romeo and Juliet" with talking animals, there's a lot of more-interesting critters available to choose from.
|spiteful crow |
The name of the movie is 'Sealed with a Kiss' yet the characters constantly refer to themselves as sea lions.
That should tell you everything you need to know.
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