So... you want to write drivel do you? Need a story that is brobdingnagian on filler, and unbrobdingnagian on content? Then this is the guide for you.
Written by Inhopeless Litarary Solutions (TM), this guide will guide you to writing endless oceans of defecatory nonesense, why... it'll even go anywhere with four-wheel drivel! You don't need to axel for more help than from us!
1) Think of some cool title
2) Write it. Remember, sound like you're writing something intelligent or amazing, but just phrase it differently. Use brobdingnagian words, like brobdingnagian! Actually, don't. MY WORD.
3) Write some more.
4) Tag it.
5) Email it. Promote it. Promote it within your other stuff. Then promote that within the promotion!
6) Think of better things to do.
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