"People cope with their own questionable actions in a number of ways, from forgoing certain experiences to rationalizing, justifying, and forgetting—a remarkable range of strategies allowing them to maintain a clear conscience even under dubious circumstances."
"Didgeridoo? More like didgeriDON'T, am I right?"
By the way, that tagline, "Getting a kick out of meat," would be one HELL of a good bandname.
"Perky Jerky is the world's first all-natural performance enhancing meat snack. Put simply, we've combined the most tender and flavorful beef jerky, with an extra dose of energy (caffeine, from the Guarana we add) to provide a jerky experience you won't find anywhere else."
MY FAVORITE ONE? WITHOUT A DOUBT, "Kick the tires and light the fire. I am going home. "