War dogs are going to get you. You think you're safe because you're downstairs and they're upstairs? Think again, chief—because those war dogs are about to rappel the hell down, clad in armor, and eat you to death.
This video, from Canadian war dog outfitter K9 Storm, shows what's probably the only thing more terrifying than a bunch of commandos rappelling down into your hideout—doing it with a fucking war dog strapped between their legs. Why do they even need pistols? Just give them a war dog in each hand, and another on the crotch-holster. The power of a thousand bombs—plus, they'll play catch with you after! With the heads of your enemies. [K9 Storm]