Spaghetti Monster is a flying thing
and it makes a pasta trail
bound by the strippers
I fell in to a beer volcano...
I fell in to a ring of beer volcano
I went down,down,down
and the pirates became drunker.
And it bursts,bursts,bursts
the beer volcano
the beer volcano.
The taste of beer is sweet
when pints like our's meet
I fell for rum like a pirate
oh, but the strippers went wild..
I fell in to a ring of beer volcano.....[etc]
Original version: Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash