Look, there aren’t a lot of heroes out there right now. So why not butcher up an existing jersey and turn it into an homage to the first-year punter, I guess. Via @dcmadness202.
Or if that isn’t good enough for you, you could attempt to find the Caps coach wandering the parking lot. That might make you smile. Via @PearlBullets.
More than this, anyhow.
But at least there were no fisticuffs in the post-game handshake line.