Oh, no! Attempted arborcide in an Upper Manhattan park! Someone hacked violently away at innocent trees with a hatchet, disfiguring a London plane and a honey locust. At Isham Park, “at least two trees with deep wounds.” Two? Well, two trees may not seem like impressive handiwork of a serial tree chopper, but in the wake of brutal attacks on trees and the red cedar massacre of 2006 and other reported cases, it leaves one wondering… What the hell?