Question: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?
Answer: Because he was looking for a tight seal.
About the jokester: Yes, Monet Mazur is named after the artist. Her father, who designed the now-iconic lingual logo for the Rolling Stones, loved art enough that Mazur's brothers are named Matisse, Cezanne, and Miro. The 27-year-old actress -- who used to sing in a punk band named Nancy Raygun -- has appeared in Blow and Just Married and as an unnamed but alluring mod girl in Austin Powers. This month, you can see her alongside Ice Cube in the thriller Torque. Mazur plays a "kick-ass hellcat on a bike," a character she compares to Clint Eastwood, but in a leather one-piece motorcycle suit.