A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: Tell her drinks are on the house
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to realize she could play it at night
Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.