Michael Jackson is loose in America. But we don't know where.
Incredibly, however, we do know where his children are - and what they look like without their masks on. Brace yourself for the first ever picture of Prince Michael Jackson, hanging out in Las Vegas alone, waiting for siblings Paris and Prince Michael II.
As far as we know, this MJ isn't actually a prince along the lines of Prince William. But who wouldn't name both his sons after a position of royalty when given the chance?
The startling image raises three questions:
- Whatever happened to this child's mother, Debra Rowe?
- Who would've guessed we'd see Prince Michael Jackson pictures before Jayden James Federline pictures?
- And who would be scarier to procreate with: the King of Pop or Anna Nicole Smith?
Ponder those and get back to us.