“Think of me as a goodwill ambassador. The poor girls spend hours putting on their make-up and their perfume. How rude would it be if that got ignored? Otherwise, they’ll feel their self-esteem lower. You don’t want that happening. I’m a Good Samaritan. It’s my good-natured side.”
– Gene Simmons explaining why it would be “rude” not to sleep with his groupies and how doing so makes him a good samaritan. Oh Gene!