Voice on TV: "Ask me what it's like to sleep on a cloud!"
RX: "Ask me what it's like to ride a camel."
Me: "What did you say?"
RX: "I said, 'Ask me what it's like to ride a camel'!"
Me: "Oh, thank gawd. I thought you'd said 'Ask me what it's like to ride a clown'!"
RX: "Oh, clown rodeo! There's the cowboy in the chute atop ol' Bozo. He's a mean one! The gate opens and off he goes, bucking across the ring..."
Me: *helpless, shrieking laughter*
RX: "...and then they have those specially-trained bulls to distract the clowns and keep 'em from trampling riders when they get thrown."
I have not been able to get the image of clown rodeo out of my head all morning...