Ready Freddy!byUncle Pervey©
Have you heard the story about my dong,
And why it's called "Ready Freddy?"
I have to say its not because it's long,
But you might say cause it's steady!
It creates tender feelings of desire,
And I'm most times proud of it's name.
When it starts growing it stokes a hot fire,
And ignites it's sexual flame!
A cool-eyed Blond tried to wear Freddy down,
And she started with a blow job!
She worked her hot tongue all over his crown,
But she never tasted his gob!
This Blond was a "Lass" who wouldn't give up,
And she opened her legs real wide.
She had me playing with her forty cups,
As she slipped old Freddy inside!
This horny Blond started her hips humping,
And her pelvis was moving fast!
Ready Freddy started doing his pumping,
And the horny Blond couldn't last.
She told me she had one more thing to try,
And she thought this would draw his load.
She turned over and spread her cheeks and sighed,
"Now fuck me here til it explodes!"
This cool Blond turned out to be pretty hot,
And Ready Freddy shoved right in.
He shot all his hot cum into her pot,
And I gasped, "Lets do THIS again!!"