Cuffe gets a job.
White gets a job.
Killeen gets a job.
Connick gets a job.
Carey gets another something or other. Same with Curran.
Hanafin gets a kick.
Enterprise, Trade and Employment changes to Enterprise, Trade and Innovation, in an innovative move which means the word “employment” gets repeated less often.
Arts, Sport and Tourism becomes Culture, Sports and Tourism, or something.
O’Cuiv moves to Social Welfare, now called Social Protection, which gets some of Fás.
Mary “Young People are Moving Abroad to Have a Great Aul Time and Use Their Skillz, Sure Fair Play to Them” Coughlan, gets Education, which as far I can make-out has been decuppled from Science.
An Bord Snip continues to be an ignored waste of time and money as Gaelteacht remains operational. Hands-up, when waiting on Snip I thought it was going to be historically important.
Nothing changes bar the stationary. Life goes on. For every time you hear the words “deck-chairs” and “titanic” within moments of each other in the next week, please take a drink.
Nama still like a dark cloud.