Why do they keep making children's movies into adult movies? Let the kids have their movies.
Does Michelle Obama still think America is a "just downright mean" country?
Only a government-backed organization
can lose $15.9 billion and then hire 400 more people.
I'll vote against my incumbent next time if you'll vote against yours.
Apparently, the only science some conservatives believe in is ballistics.
The victims of the Richmond Hill explosion didn't have the opportunity to change their venue.
I'm so tired of hearing more money is needed for education. Tenured teachers make $60,000-plus a year, and we spend $10,000 per student, yet graduation rates remain dismal. Clearly, money is not the problem.
To celebrate Jeff Saturday's retirement, I'm going to Dairy Queen. Everyone knows that after every Saturday is a sundae.