static const char nki_0[] PROGMEM = "Niblets.";
static const char nki_1[] PROGMEM = "Egg.";
static const char nki_2[] PROGMEM = "Wub.";
static const char nki_3[] PROGMEM = "It's bugeggs.";
static const char nki_4[] PROGMEM = "Failure.";
static const char nki_5[] PROGMEM = "A \"Three Wolf Moon\" t-shirt.";
static const char nki_6[] PROGMEM = "An old meme.";
static const char nki_7[] PROGMEM = "That Like Button.";
static const char nki_8[] PROGMEM = "A bottle of \"non-brewed condiment.\"";
static const char nki_9[] PROGMEM = "Hot chickens.";
static const char nki_10[] PROGMEM = "A pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser\nbun.";
static const char nki_11[] PROGMEM = "An uncomfortable silence.";
static const char nki_12[] PROGMEM = "Windows Millennium Edition, in its\noriginal shrinkwrapped box.";
static const char nki_13[] PROGMEM = "A mousepad. (remember those\?)";
static const char nki_14[] PROGMEM = "CYBRMATRIX 100.";
static const char nki_15[] PROGMEM = "Hot hamburg sandwiches. (Pull the ****\nover, I'm starving!)";
static const char nki_16[] PROGMEM = "A 240p video.";
static const char nki_17[] PROGMEM = "A small liberal arts college in\nMassachusetts.";
static const char nki_18[] PROGMEM = "A password longer than eight characters.";
static const char nki_19[] PROGMEM = "The computer in the background of the\nsitcom set that never gets used.";
static const char nki_20[] PROGMEM = "One hundred Rosalina amiibos.";
static const char nki_21[] PROGMEM = "Pet ID #3957294.";
static const char nki_22[] PROGMEM = "A list of good names for cats.";
static const char nki_23[] PROGMEM = "A brand with a hip social media\npresence.";
static const char nki_24[] PROGMEM = "\"Smooth\" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas\nof Matchbox Twenty.";
static const char nki_25[] PROGMEM = "The missing Trivial Pursuit pieces.";
static const char nki_26[] PROGMEM = "The GameStop Employee of the Month.";
static const char nki_27[] PROGMEM = "Original character (do not steal!)";
static const char nki_28[] PROGMEM = "The illusion of privacy.";
static const char nki_29[] PROGMEM = "Borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered\n'80s.";
static const char nki_30[] PROGMEM = "\"Bee Movie\" Criterion Collection\nEdition.";
static const char nki_31[] PROGMEM = "A craft beer that isn't another damn\nIPA.";
static const char nki_32[] PROGMEM = "Beethoven (the dog, not the composer).";
static const char nki_33[] PROGMEM = "Interned addiction.";
static const char nki_34[] PROGMEM = "Vegan Garfield.";
static const char nki_35[] PROGMEM = "Pre-hair-transplant Elon Musk.";
static const char nki_36[] PROGMEM = "Dankey Kang.";
static const char nki_37[] PROGMEM = "A \"Skip Ad\" button. You press it, but it\ndoes nothing.";
static const char nki_38[] PROGMEM = "Carmen Sandiego.";
static const char nki_39[] PROGMEM = "None Pizza with Left Beef.";
static const char nki_40[] PROGMEM = "Fifteen percent or more on car\ninsurance.";
static const char nki_41[] PROGMEM = "A lame impala.";
static const char nki_42[] PROGMEM = "A handful of tan M&Ms.";
static const char nki_43[] PROGMEM = "A cat who walks through walls.";
static const char nki_44[] PROGMEM = "The Banach-Tarski Paradox.";
static const char nki_45[] PROGMEM = "A dog's purpose.";
static const char nki_46[] PROGMEM = "BLAST PROCESSING!!!!";
static const char nki_47[] PROGMEM = "....... *boop*";
static const char nki_48[] PROGMEM = "Modified food starch.";
static const char nki_49[] PROGMEM = "The onramp to the INFORMATION\nSUPERHIGHWAY.";
static const char nki_50[] PROGMEM = "One hundred horse-sized ducks.";
static const char nki_51[] PROGMEM = "One hundred duck-sized horses.";
static const char nki_52[] PROGMEM = "CRAB BATTLE!!!!";
static const char nki_53[] PROGMEM = "Mom's spaghetti.";
static const char nki_54[] PROGMEM = "Here lies andy, peperony and chease.";
static const char nki_55[] PROGMEM = "Modest \"Mouse\" Mussorgsky.";
static const char nki_56[] PROGMEM = "TELEPHONE TELEPHONE TELEPHONE";
static const char nki_57[] PROGMEM = "The means of production, just out of\nseizing reach.";
static const char nki_58[] PROGMEM = "A copy of the official Internet Yellow\nPages (sixth edition).";
static const char nki_59[] PROGMEM = "The sign reads \"NO LOAFING!\" in large\nred letters.";
static const char nki_60[] PROGMEM = "An orgone accumulator.";
static const char nki_61[] PROGMEM = "Ten pounds of doodoo in a five pound\nbag.";
static const char nki_62[] PROGMEM = "Today's hits and yesterday's favorites.";
static const char nki_63[] PROGMEM = "A manganese mongoose.";
static const char nki_64[] PROGMEM = "The Military Industrial Complex. (Free\n2-hour parking!)";
static const char nki_65[] PROGMEM = "A little red courgette.";
static const char nki_66[] PROGMEM = "Taco pockets.";
static const char nki_67[] PROGMEM = "Darkweb Duck.";
static const char nki_68[] PROGMEM = "Jaggerbush!";
static const char nki_69[] PROGMEM = "Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago.";
static const char nki_70[] PROGMEM = "An updated privacy policy.";
static const char nki_71[] PROGMEM = "A pesseract.";
static const char nki_72[] PROGMEM = "A secret parrot.";
static const char nki_73[] PROGMEM = "A really good hug from David Byrne.";
static const char nki_74[] PROGMEM = "A deep and dreamless slumber.";
static const char nki_75[] PROGMEM = "A bag o' rags.";
static const char nki_76[] PROGMEM = "A world of fragile cloned organisms\nhighly vulnerable to extinction.";
static const char nki_77[] PROGMEM = "A microhenry.";
static const char nki_78[] PROGMEM = "Outback Snakehouse.";
static const char nki_79[] PROGMEM = "The withered hand of evil.";
static const char nki_80[] PROGMEM = "A vial of recreational morphine.";
static const char nki_81[] PROGMEM = "The Mojave Phone Booth.";
static const char nki_82[] PROGMEM = "Fresh pear, don't care.";
static const char nki_83[] PROGMEM = "-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----";
static const char nki_84[] PROGMEM = "Maliciously destroyed cabbages.";
static const char nki_85[] PROGMEM = "The Aroma of Tacoma.";
static const char nki_86[] PROGMEM = "Soggy tacos.";
#define MAX_NKI_LINES 2
#define NUM_NKIS 87
#define NKI_RAND_MASK 127
static const char * const nki_table[] PROGMEM = {
  nki_0,
  nki_1,
  nki_2,
  nki_3,
  nki_4,
  nki_5,
  nki_6,
  nki_7,
  nki_8,
  nki_9,
  nki_10,
  nki_11,
  nki_12,
  nki_13,
  nki_14,
  nki_15,
  nki_16,
  nki_17,
  nki_18,
  nki_19,
  nki_20,
  nki_21,
  nki_22,
  nki_23,
  nki_24,
  nki_25,
  nki_26,
  nki_27,
  nki_28,
  nki_29,
  nki_30,
  nki_31,
  nki_32,
  nki_33,
  nki_34,
  nki_35,
  nki_36,
  nki_37,
  nki_38,
  nki_39,
  nki_40,
  nki_41,
  nki_42,
  nki_43,
  nki_44,
  nki_45,
  nki_46,
  nki_47,
  nki_48,
  nki_49,
  nki_50,
  nki_51,
  nki_52,
  nki_53,
  nki_54,
  nki_55,
  nki_56,
  nki_57,
  nki_58,
  nki_59,
  nki_60,
  nki_61,
  nki_62,
  nki_63,
  nki_64,
  nki_65,
  nki_66,
  nki_67,
  nki_68,
  nki_69,
  nki_70,
  nki_71,
  nki_72,
  nki_73,
  nki_74,
  nki_75,
  nki_76,
  nki_77,
  nki_78,
  nki_79,
  nki_80,
  nki_81,
  nki_82,
  nki_83,
  nki_84,
  nki_85,
  nki_86,
};
