 ball at a freakish clip which will show us something going into a Pac 12 schedule filled with teams that will try to air it out, spread us out and a whole bunch of other dirty innuendo-sounding strategies. Just like with the Rainbow corners pressing our WRs last week, I am all for giving our team a chance to get a preview of a look we might get later from a team with better personnel.
Look, Gingersnap McGraw is going to air it out. Robey and McDonald and Co. need to be ready to shag some balls. It’s gonna be like batting practice at Chavez Ravine.
I’m letting Otto the Orange off easy with the pedo jokes just because of Penn State and the fact that I’m saving my best material for Puddles the Duck when we play Oregon. I don’t care how insensitive I am that week. Like, at all.
What’s important about this game is making sure our team can handle a road trip, the big city, room service, hot chicks, city bears and New York pizza. It’s no joke. They may also need to prepare for some of the other things the Big Apple can throw at you. Like models. It’s fashion week. We’re good looking. Do the math.
We need to watch out for restaurants that turn into night clubs, cigarettes that are freakishly expensive, bars that have no name that you have to enter through a telephone booth, small hotel rooms, people leaving to go to the Hamptons, angry people stuck in the city because they don’t have friends in the Hamptons, people from New Jersey, hot summer smelliness, tourist traps, street hot dogs that don’t have bacon wrapped around them, oversized deli sandwiches and Tim Tebow.
Let’s get into it.
PREDICTION:
USC – 58
Orange – 21
Why so many points for the Orange? Well, it may be hard for our team to recover from the models and oversized deli sandwiches and there are chances of scattered thunderstorms. I know it’s all about prep, not hype but remember you can’s spell “excuse” with out ‘Cuse. It’ll be hot and muggy and models take forever to wake up, especially after the after parties during fashion week and eating an oversized pastrami sandwich. Cuse will come out gunning and it might take us a bit to calibrate.
KIFFIN OUTFIT:
This is tough. Scattered t-storms make me think he’ll just wrap himself in tin foil and dare the heavens to strike him down like Lieutenant Dan did in Forrest Gump. That said, it’s hot out and I kind of think he’ll just let it rain on him. Same as last week. White visor, white polo, khakis.
2 PT CONVERSIONS
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After failing on all three last week, Kiffin will have no control in stopping himself. He will NEED to see us do it. And we’ll fuck the first one up, so he’ll go twice. We’ll convert and go back to being a normal football team until Stanford, which we will not be normal for at all. (You’ll see in the AGP next Thurs).
KYLE NEGRETE PREDATOR DRONES
The cyborg leg is equipped with weather tracking features and the rain will not be an issue. You know how old people can feel rain coming in their achy arthritic bones? Kyle’s cyborg leg can feel it in its fucking Doppler radar that is built in. He’ll use the wind and humidity to intimidate the entire eastern seaboard with 4 punts, each inside the 20.
The Trojans need to take care of business and lead us to 2-0 this week because I have been waiting for a year to write about this Stanford game. I encourage you all to watch the game on TV and if in New York, definitely have some models and oversized deli sandwiches.
I am promising you that next week I will deliver the most arrogant preview I have ever done for Stanford and the Bearfighter doesn’t write checks his ass can’t cash. Believe it. Now buy some shirts.
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Happy 22nd Birthday MB#7Whether you cook three times a day or just once in a blue moon, simplifying how your kitchen looks can make your life easier and less stressful.
The kitchen has always been the site of gatherings. The next time you host a party in your home or attend one, take a look at where everyone goes. You will find out that many people will congregate in the kitchen. Consequently, you will want your kitchen to be neat and tidy. This makes it presentable for company and easier to find things when you need them. When your kitchen is streamlined, you will optimize your ability to find and use the tools you need whenever you are cooking or serving.
Part of streamlining your kitchen is to make your home easier to keep clean. The fewer appliances, dishes, and utensils you have in your kitchen, the less amount of time it will take for you to clean the room. You do not want to have to keep moving rarely used appliances out of the way to clean behind them or try to find somewhere in which they can be stored. The less time you take to clean your kitchen, the more time you will have for the things that you would really rather be doing.
A streamlined kitchen is also an efficient kitchen. If your cabinets are only filled with cooking and serving essentials, you will be able to find things with greater ease. When a recipe calls for you to use a measuring cup, you will be able to quickly lay your hands on the needed item without delay. Making efficient use of your kitchen space requires you to get rid of unnecessary cookware, serving pieces, and especially appliances.
The method used to streamline your kitchen is simple, but you will need to be ruthless. As you are cleaning out your kitchen of things you rarely use, if the item still works and is in good condition, you could donate it, otherwise, throw it in the garbage. Or if we are talking about huge old kitchen furniture or appliances you wanna get rid of, you can just call for an Atlanta junk removal service for your convenience.
Take stock of every item in your kitchen. Start with the drawers and the utensils inside. You might have gotten a great set of fondue forks at your wedding, but ask yourself when was the last time you used them. If any item you come across has not been used within the last six months, it will only collect dust and you should get rid of it. The one exception would be for items of extreme sentimental value such as a set of china or a special holiday serving dish.
Once you have gotten rid of the items you do not use you will find that you feel more relaxed in your kitchen. Clutter can cause stress in people without them realizing it. A neat and clutter-less kitchen will allow you to more thoroughly enjoy your cooking space.
SAVE In the latest installment of #ChalkTalks, we put a roundtable discussion together with some of the most inspiring and relatable girls in the creative field today. Facilitated by Metro Channel's Tricia Centenera, we gathered musician Kai Honasan, director Samantha Lee, actor Chai Fonacier, and visual artist Yeo Kaa to share with us their personal experiences and more valuable insights on what it's like to navigate each of their fields as a woman. While it's true that we've come a long way when it comes to giving women their fair share of the spotlight in their respective career tracks, we can also agree that females still largely struggle compared to their male counterparts–whether it's being slammed for their opinions or having no choice but to repress their emotions altogether. "Sometimes I feel like I want to talk about certain things, but I have to be a little more creative when I send out these messages," Chai opens up. "At some point, somebody's going to say, 'She talks too much,' or 'She's a whiny brat.'" But being in the creative field, these girls feel that each of them has a cause to wage for the benefit of the society as a whole no matter how challenging it may seem. For Sam, her works reflect her goal to give proper representation for the LGBTQ community on screen. "Representation matters," she states. "If you see yourself on screen, your personhood is validated and it helps you become who you are." This especially rings true for younger people who are still struggling to find a strong sense of identity. Another thing that keep these creative spirits going despite the hardships is the rewarding feeling of touching the lives of those who see their work even in the smallest of ways. Yeo Kaa, who's had a constant battle with anxiety, shared with us how her paintings could inspire others to release their burdens through art. "'Yung works ko personal lang sana, pero mas maraming tao siyang natutulungan." Whether it's through film, music, or art, Kai also agreed that being in the creative field lets them make a difference in ways they could never imagine. She says, "You don't know the kind of impact you have by