 rivers of red flowing from my knees, staining my white socks. I was confused at my sudden lack of oxygen and black spots appearing before my eyes.
Next I remember waking up with a lump at the base of my skull. I checked my surroundings, then promptly passed out after discovering the dried blood substance on my legs.
To this day, I can't even watch FAKE blood on television.
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So there, no one can say I don't blog with comedial substance ever again. Also, to the person who searched for 'ishotmyself blogspot' and ended up here, REALLY? And shame on you Google. If someone shot thyself...I don't know if I'd want to read that blogspot.
Same here! Usually we get an Indian summer from August through November, which is beautiful and just perfect, but so far same ol', same ol'--ever-depressing gray, thick fog, and gloom and doom. SIGH.
Gross and amusing all at once.
Fair play.
It's funny that you got it in your own eyes... yes that's all I got from this, no I'm not sorry.
HA HA HA HA! Ohmygod, if only you'd gotten jizz in your mouth..... I could have died a happy girl.
So masturbating can cause (temporary) blindness?!
Ishotmyself.blogspot.com actually exists! No posts though..
And why would that ever direct to you?! *confused*
So I take it you're not a True Blood fan??
I was just going to make shrimp for dinner. Not anymore.
I've never heard of a dude getting his own jizz in his eyes. You should go down in history for that.
Haha, the first story happened to me once except it was my sperm and my partners eyes. They're deadly little fuckers.
I'm glad that you're loving the weather. It's nice here too. Yay for fall!
Also, congrats on the award! :D
I love the juxtoposition of you saying you blog with substance they sequewaying straight into masterbation. That... is sheer genius!HAZRD, Ky. (WYMT) - Where you live can affect how long you live.
Data compiled by researchers at Virginia Commonwealth University and the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation suggest Eastern Kentuckians live shorter lives than people living in the rest of the state.
Kentucky Health News reported on the findings, which show that people in Eastern Kentucky counties are expected to live up to nine fewer years than people in other parts of the Commonwealth.
The study found, for instance, that a child born today in Fayette County is expected to live 78 years, while a baby born in Wolfe County, just an hour down the road, is expected to only make it to 70.
"Too many people are not really aware of the situation, said Al Cross, Kentucky Health News' editor and publisher. "They probably know in a general way that Eastern Kentucky is not as healthy as other parts of the state, but they don't really see it quantified."
Dr. Fran Feltner directs UK's Center for Excellence in Rural Health in Hazard.
She says poverty, along with high rates of smoking, obesity and cancer in the mountains lead to diminished health outcomes.
"Heart disease is in many of our families," she said. "Heredity we can't change, but we can change the risk factors. We can improve the way we live."
Feltner says barriers to better health in Eastern Kentucky include poor food options and fewer places to excercise.
She says programs like Kentucky Homeplace have seen success, meeting people in their homes to improve healthcare access and education about issues like colon cancer.
"A lot of people didn't know about colon cancer screening. They didn't know how to access that screening. They didn't have the funding to access that screening, and community health workers were able to improve that," Feltner said.
Making sure you see a doctor on a regular basis to recieve preventative care, Feltner says, is one of the most important steps you can take to live a longer, healthier life.
The Robert Wood Johnson Foundation compiled county by county rankings for Kentucky in terms of health outcomes and factors, which can be found at http://www.countyhealthrankings.org/app/kentucky/2016/overview.
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I’ve been studying sub Saharan hunter gatherers for years including some of the remaining societies. They have an incredible micro biome. But they also are very very thin.I haven't tried it personally, but I think the Vypper Vilge interaction is too many provisions for one Vypper tbh. As someone else mentioned, Vypper works best when you can create copies in R1, and if it's on your side, then you can't use the likes of Dudu, Cadavarine, Coup, Imposter to make more. 

Sure, you could cheese a few more in deck with practioner, but then you need to draw them, but if your practitioners get answered, then you're struggling. I may give it a try later to see how it works, but I doubt it will be too successful.This year Culture Night will take place on Friday 20th September from 4pm until midnight. The Arts Office is working alongside the Dept of Culture, Heritage and the Gaeltacht to plan and coordinate a programme of events within County Cork. If you are interested in organising an event, the application process is now open.
Culture Night offers a platform for artists, performers, storytellers, creators, makers etc. to showcase their skills, talents, and products to a growing local and international audience, reminding us all about the fantastic cultural facilities and resources that we have locally and nationally.
It raises the profile of cultural organizations, activities and facilities, while inviting a new audience to witness and inquire on activities happening in their local cultural scene.
As all events for Culture night are free and take place in the evening, it allows culture to become accessible to a wider audience.
Culture Night helps to create a sense of community. Bringing people together and opening conversation about ideas, culture and creativity.
Culture night encompasses all art forms. Events range from storytelling, art exhibitions, concerts, dance performances, lectures and parades, reflecting the diversity of culture in Cork County. To participate in Culture Night your event and venue has to be free to the public and take place between 4pm and midnight on Friday September 20th.
Begin by planning your event! Gather enthusiastic members of your community to get involved in planning and organising your Culture Night 2019. Set your target audience and secure a location. Set your time between 4pm and midnight on the 20th of September! Once decided on your event, complete the online event information form. We will include the information you give us in the printed Cork County programme of events, the Cork County Culture Night website and the National Culture Night website.
Ideas and Tips on how to make your Culture Night event a success in your local community.
Consider customer care at all stages of your planning; make it fun for your audience and visitors to come back!
Think about how you could cater for families or a variety of age groups, or how you could attract people who don’t usually attend culture or arts events.
Use Culture Night as an opportunity to commission new work or collaborative work with other artists in your area.
Use social media platforms such as Facebook, Twitter and Instagram to promote your event. Social media platforms are particularly useful in the lead up to the event. Tag us @CorkCountyArts and the national culture night page @CultureNight to share and promote your event.
Irish Language funding: For those who are planning an event that will promote the Irish language, outside of the Gaeltacht, a limited amount of funding is available from An tOireachtas. The Cork County Culture Night office will provide more information on applying for this funding in the coming week.
What role will the Arts office play?
Muireann Kelleher has been contracted by Cork County Council’s Arts Office to coordinate Cork County Culture Night 2019. The Arts Office will compile all information for the countywide programme. We are here to help and will provide a targeted PR campaign to ensure public awareness of these events at a local, regional and national level as well as marketing support through the Culture Night Cork County website, www.culturenightcorkcounty.ie. National Culture Night website, https://culturenight.ie/ social media, print programmes and distribution.
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