Dashan, a Canadian actor who came to China, was once stopped by traffic police when he exceeded the required speed on the outskirts of Beijing. Dashan asked, how many kilometers per hour will you be fined? The traffic police said: if you reach a speed of 80 kilometers per hour, you will have to pay a fine. Dashan said, I've only been driving for half an hour, and it's not more than 50 kilometers. The traffic policeman was stunned. Dashan argued again: well, in the remaining half an hour, I will only run 29 kilometers. You might as well follow me. If you exceed one meter, I will not only accept the punishment, but also invite you to eat Mongolian Hot Pot! When the traffic police heard this, they couldn't laugh or cry, but they didn't know how to argue with him for a moment.
Dashan's excuse in this paragraph is a logical misinterpretation and there is no lack of black humor.