Creepy (the eyes, man! Those freakin' eyes!) and funny. Plus, it's a Basking Shark, and any mention of that kind of shark just makes me laugh (I especially love the picture of it going through the vegetable aisle in thye grocery store).
wait I solved it, that baby he was eating in the store, the lady was the mom!!
Ah man, I just noticed the baby in there. That made me laugh even harder... I know, that's probably not a good thing, but the fact that there's a picture up there of a basking shark floating (swimming? How does he get around? And just how important is leg room to a shark?) around a grocery store, eating up vegies and the occasional baby, well, that's just a big bucket of LOL to me.
The scary thing is that I'm surprised this hasn't happened to me, yet. It really honestly wouldn't faze me if it did happen to me, because well, I've had weirder things happen. Like that can of beans that seemed to have dimensional-failure-issues.
honestly, those stalkers exist, i'd be afraid if i had an ugly stalker, but if theyre "hittable" its like having youre very own personal superfan. I actually met a gal like that beore. she was unattractive and not great in the personality (the thing i look for when looking past the outside ["because beauty is only skin deep, so shutup before i peel your skin off"-i dont remember when i threatened someone with that, but i do remember yelling it atleast once]) so i might try hypnotizing er into becoming my own super fan. it'd be good.