So I’ve been hearing about you A LOT lately, with some big words like “Armageddon,” “doomsday,” and “Cusack” being tossed around on your behalf. But I have to say, 12/21/12, colour me less than impressed.
True, you’ve had sexy-hot Adam Lambert write a song about you, and “filmmaker” extraordinaire Roland Emmerich has also made a big-shot studio flick about your antics. Heck, you even have that TV hungry dickhead from Colorado – Richard Keene – believing in this bullshit! But in the end, it’s just simple posturing on your part, my pseudo-apocalyptic friend.
What, is the entire planet supposed to poop-its-collective-pants in fear just because The Mayans predicted “The End” in 2012? Those Terra Cotta junkies couldn’t even foresee a major bleeping drought or Cor-fucking-tez!!!
So your official website and lame-ass twitter page notwithstanding; unless President Obama pulls off his face to reveal he’s actually Dick Cheney right before December 21st, 2012, I ain’t swallowing what it is you’re offering. So stick that in your hieroglyphic and smoke it…
Yours in hype,
Y 2 K