"One Less Hydrofoil"
"One Less Dirigible"*
*(I don't think a hot air balloon is technically a dirigible so I'll let him off the hook there.)
"One Lessus Equus"
This controversy is like the new 11 speed Campy, in that the more you see of it the uglier it gets. I just hope we don't find this bike in the back of a pedicab.