Some of the comments posted are priceless. Here's one of the funnier-
From Rocket fuel, Buggery, and the Cash
Is being "screwed in the ass" really a punishment? I mean, if you're a dirty liberal scientist you're also probably a homosexual, so that so-called punishment, in reality, might be a reward. Just a thought.
I have more than a fleeting suspicion that scientists are concocting more lies than we could possibly ever expose. Evolution, global warming, and heliocentrism are only the tip of the godless iceberg. (Iceberg? Sounds suspiciously Jewish, doesn't it?) Consider the following:
- Nuclear physicists would have us believe that most of atomic space is a void, but we know that the Holy Spirit is occupying that space and holding atoms together, and not some bullshit "fundamental forces" of nature.
- If water is really made of both hydrogen and oxygen, which are both highly combustible gases, then why isn't water explosive? In fact water extinguishes fires. It's totally counterintuitive to Christian common sense, and therefore must be false. Jesus didn't turn hydrogen and oxygen into wine, did he?
- Photosynthesis is patently absurd. How can a plant possibly manufacture its own food, without the help of Our Creator? Unless microscopic Jesuses are producing loaves and fishes at a cellular level for our leafy friends then I ain't buyin' it.
Now I don't have no fancy 8th grade education, but if I can figger this stuff out then I don't see why more people can't see through these un-Christian lies promulgated by these pointy-haided scienticians.
I remember seeing this movie about WWII in which the Nazis scared off and/or killed all sorts of Jewish scientists during the Third Reich. It was such a sad movie. The Germans lost.
John Lucid | Homepage | 02.19.07 - 10:43 pm | #
You know- this would be funny if it wasn't so scary. I mean, someone might point out that it would be easier to teach children with just one book- the bible. Think of all the money to be saved as you wouldn't need books, libraries, universities, brains.
Just obedience to the great father of your country.