Wait, why are they killing all those people now?
But how were we supposed to know they were bad?
Okay, so what about that one blond chick — why was she in the helicopter?
So she was lying the whole time and then she died? So we won’t find out what her deal was?
Well, if she was just going to die, why did we waste that much time on her?
Isn’t that actress the one who everybody says is a lesbian?
Okay, well, don’t you think they look exactly the same?
So I’m the only one who knows who I’m talking about?
WAIT — didn’t that guy just die?
So is he a twin or is he a clone?
But we saw the helicopter take his head off, right?
Hey, do these open credits remind anyone else of a James Bond movie?