A recent analysis of the performance of our current president relative to that of someone many folks like to make fun of reveals a surprising conclusion.
Top Ten Reasons Paris Hilton Would’ve Made a Better President than G.W. Bush
10. Not beholden to the religious right.
9. Too distracted by self-promotion to actually follow Rove’s Machiavellian machinations.
8. Her idea of an unavoidable foreign entanglement is driving a convertible down the Autobahn without wearing a hat.
7. Wouldn’t have tried to out-do her father.
6. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer but at least she realizes it.
5. An international incident to her involves the Turkish and Somali ambassadors in a three-way.
4. “Inner Circle” wouldn’t have been any smarter but at least they’d take a nice photograph.
3. P.R. agent would’ve been far less irritating than Tony Snow.
2. Tabloid-reading populace would finally have a clue about US politics.
1. Would’ve bitch-slapped Cheney several times by now.