1. "Ssssh, sssh, it's all right. Just a man and a horse being hanged."
2. I R VAMPYRE. NOM NOM NOM.
3. Imadinnerjacket discovers the Axxe Effect.
4. "Dude, what, did you bathe in Paco Roban?"
5. Ecstasy Day at the United Nations was always popular.
Best of Rodney Dill
Elevator etiquette... Ur doin' it rong.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Only one thing left to do. Go through the body and look for loose change...
Best of Dub
Please tell me that's a pack of Certs in your pocket.
Best of GregMan
After Iranian President Ahmadinnerjacket went to the Folsom Street Fair during his U.S. visit, he was never the same again.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Shh, Shh...Don't cry,little bald man. It's okay. I can't pronounce my name either."
Best of mega
"I know, Mahmoud, I know...I'm so sorry the Jews are still alive. Maybe next year..."
Best of Army of Dad
I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!