Boy, the sharks are acting strangely today. You'd swear you've heard singing several times as you've tried to avoid getting bitten by the ravenous beasts...
There it is again! "Who will buy..." The sharks are friggin' singing! Hm. Maybe it has to do with that new ragamuffin that fell into the water the other day. Every time he's avoided getting eaten by the sharks, you've inexplicably heard him say, "Please sir, I'd like some more!" Is this kid crazy?!
Wait. ...that's Oliver Twist! He must have fallen in while on his way to help Mayday with their newest project, Twist of Fate; a microgame inspired by Oliver himself.
That would explain all the cards and finding sanctuary the kid's been going on about. How did it go again?