Striking HMRC workers were joined by members of the Cosa Nostra today “as a gesture of solidarity”.
An anonymous Mafia spokesman told journalists “They’re only doing what we all dream of doing. People say “you piece of shit, I work hard all day and you come in here with your threats and take my money”, but we say “shaddupa your face, I’m only doing my job”. Then we slap them around a bit.
“These stiffs with their regular jobs, they make me sick. If they were men, they’d do something about it. Those HMRC guys, they’re the real deal. They don’t even carry guns, they just write letters and refuse to answer the phone, and people give them billions! That’s how to run a tax racket”