The Crazy Things Women Do
If I see a great car, I make a comment. When watching a hockey game, I acknowledge a good slapshot or a well-executed powerplay goal. When I eat good Chinese food, I let everyone know how tasty it is.
So why oh why do women assume that the eyes we have should all of sudden go blind at the sight of a good-looking woman? I am secure enough to recognize a good-looking guy, so why should it be any different with an attractive woman?
Women don't realize that men have radars, the kind that are so sophisticated that the CIA is envious. We can spot a pair of nice legs a mile away. So don't expect us to all of a sudden become Stevie Wonder at the first sign of an even remotely attractive woman.
Being slightly jealous is sweet, but being possessive doesn't cut it. Granted, there are plenty of men who suffer from the same problem, but that's a whole other bag of worms best suited for one of our female writers. My advice to women on this topic is simple: unless your partner is undressing a woman with his eyes, don't say anything and move on.
what did we learn?
I have no illusions of grandeur. I know that one article won't change the world, but if even one woman changes just an iota, I'll be happy. I'm tired of bad advice; I'm tired of this political correctness bulls—t that plagues people. I'm tired of people doing the same stupid things. Men and women of earth, learn from me because I won't be here forever. Okay, that's enough self-serving self-indulgence for one day.
Once again, remember: bad boyfriends will always be bad; if you can't hack a casual sex relationship, then don't start one; and men aren't bats — they see everything.