I propose an organiztion devoted to tracking and... terminating... pick gnomes." - Flying Couch, August 6, 2008
Too long have guitarists suffered the blight upon the world known as pick gnomes. These foul hellspawn relentlessly seek guitar picks, hoarding them in hidden liars within every household. Axemen of all kinds (except those classical guitar and fingerpicking fuckers) are left unable to rock as a result.
Join us in the quest to halt this pest. Before it is too late!