How to Talk Like a Parrot
Sure there is Talk Like a Pirate
Day with is celebrated every September 19 but did you know
that there is also a Talk Like a Parrot Day as well? Well, yes
Talk Like a Pirate Day is a fun day itself me Bucko. But, it
is rare that one is able to spoof a spoof. And, that's what Talk
Like a Parrot Day does. By the way, National Talk Like a Parrot
Day is celebrated the day after the pirates have their say, on
September 20 every year.
In order that you can learn to talk like a parrot, I've decided
to put a few MP3 sound files on this page for you to listen to.
Remember to start every sentence off with an AWK! And you'll be
Okay. Simple enough?
Talk Like a Parrot Day audio files
Top Talk Like a Parrot Day Phrases and Sayings
Awk, Polly wanna cracker that is low in sodium, high in fiber
and Omega 3 fatty acids
Awk, what kind of name is Polly for a straight male bird?
Awk, call me Polly Unsaturated, Polly Unsaturated, Polly Unsaturated
Awk, Polly wanna fight a pigeon named Clarence in the Octagon
Awk, Polly crapped a turd bigger than your head
Awk, Polly got an butt wart the size of a Chihuahua
Awk, Polly wanna jump out of an airplane, strapped to a humping
dog that has the main parachute
Awk, Polly wanna know that when he dies and becomes a ghost will
he still be afraid of ghosts?
Awk, Polly wanna full body massage from Eva Mendez, Fergie and
Andre the Giant
Awk, Polly wanna help a lady from Nigeria that he met over email
move $1 billion into this country because her brother, the prince
Awk, Polly wanna crack at Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom stall
Awk, Polly wanna experience random acts of dwarf tossing
Awk, Polly wanna lose control of his bodily functions while being
tickled by that purple Barney dinosaur
Awk, Polly wanna play Stratego with monkeys named James, Ben and
Awk, Polly wanna have elective cosmetic surgery offshore to have
his beak enlarged
Awk, Polly wanna find Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and make doody in his
Awk, Polly want you to take your shirt off and give yourself a
Awk, Polly wanna be called by my middle name of Steve, Awk at
Awk, Polly is under the influence, Polly is under the influence
AWWWWK! AWK, AWK AWK AWK.
As you can see (and hear) there is an argument to be made for
participating in Talk Like a Parrot Day.. And if they don't know
it is this special day, you'll have your friends, family and coworkers
so confused they will keel over into the fetal position, suck
their thumbs and wet themselves repeatedly. And, this will be
most fun, now won't it?