|BIlly Mays Here |
I'm just a stone
Yes I'm only a stone
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill
He says he's just a stone, but if he's the stone used in David and Goliath... he's a killer. A cold hearted killer.
You could even say he's a "stone-cold" killer!!
Serious question here. If a white dude uses a white puppet, is that racist? I'm gonna say yes, and call it blackfist.
I have a cold and I'm all fuzzy. Black puppet, of course.
That word you just invented, I don't think means what you think it means
It helps to illustrate the point about pedigree. Christians are obsessed with race and descent, but even if you're black you can be a good man.
Next they should do the Dream of the Rood with puppets.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
If God made this thing, God is woefully out of touch with today's youth.
|Caminante Nocturno |
GOD WILL USE YOU!
HE WILL USE YOU UP!
|Spastic Avenger |
This song is such a bathetic dirge that it sounds like the universe is gradually winding down.
Seriously, you've got the story of David and Goliath told from the point of the view of the rock and it's boring as shit? Goddammit, evangelicals!
Are you suggesting the story told from the point of view of David's hot pants?
|Killer Joe |
But, what was His use for Goliath?
Goliath's rotting corpse caused a flower to grow?
Somebody's gotta draw the short straw.
David had to go over Goliath so the people would accept him as their leader. Goliath was basically a boss fight.
|unknown rebel |
Where as the only other singing anthropomorphic stone just sat and waited for the world to end.
God's wisdom is so great that he can use the tiniest stone to kill a man! He could use you that way too kids.
Yeah, I like Transformers and all, but they never should have let "Rock Lords" go to series like this.
Wait, why is the black kid calling the white guy grandpa?
Why didn't Johnny Cash cover this!?
|Big Muddy |
Crippets layin sum science on ya dome like davy wit dat stone!
Ol' punk-ass Goliath got knocked the fuck out by Jezus power!
|That guy |
I deem these comments a communal work of genius.
Just like the Bible is, amirite?
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