You bully! Stop hitting that poor, defenseless cow. What has she ever done to you? How could you be so cruel?
Aww, I’m just kidding—my sweet, gentle husband would never hurt a defenseless bovine animal. Actually, he was sawing off the cow’s horn with a piece of thick wire.
Seems the poor cow’s horn, over time, had curved inward and was beginning to grow into her head. The horn already had rubbed a raw spot in the hide and eventually would have caused a nasty infection. Since he was working the heads that morning, Marlboro Man noticed the horn and began removing it immediately. The thick wire acted as a saw, cutting through the horn as M.M. pulled it back and forth:
…and the cow lived happily ever after.