Glenn Beck is the famous adult who cries, on television, for money. He is in no position to make fun of anyone—unless someone, somewhere is crying on television for free. Anyway, jumping off President Obama’s statement yesterday that his daughter Malia inquired about the status of attempts to plug the leaking oil well, Beck made fun of Malia, who is 11, on his radio show this morning. The transcript reads thusly: “BECK (imitating Malia) Why, why, why, why, do you still let the polar bears die? Daddy, why do you still let Sarah Palin destroy the environment? Why are—Daddy, why don't you just put her in some sort of a camp?” Does B.P. have the technology to plug Glenn Beck?