"I think the reason why more rapists go into the military is the same reason why predators go into the Catholic Church. It's a place they know they can get away with it."
"They want so bad to find a 'smoking gun.' And there just isn't one. There is no smoking gun. How sad is that? Someone in America not able to find a gun" -Bill Maher
"And this procedure accomplishes that, because it surgically pinches off your stomach so you just can't eat. Because that's what you want in a president: someone with absolutely no will power." -Bill Maher