Blame Someone Else Day is celebrated on the first Friday 13th of the year. This was accidentally made up by someone from Michigan, who spent this day spreading the blame. Take advantage of it- once it's over, all the mistakes are yours again!
1Make a list of all your mistakes. Include as many as possible; it doesn't matter how ridiculous they are.
2Make a list of possible people to blame.
3Let them know just how much they've messed up. Repeatedly tell them their mistakes. Don't let them forget.
4If it just goes in one ear and out the other, don't be afraid to tell everyone else what they did wrong. You can even leave notes and messages lying around.
- Remember, it's never your fault. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.
- What goes around comes around.
- Some people are extremely sensitive.