Elvis Costello: My Aim is True (Stiff SEEZ 3)
Danny Baker, ZigZag, August 1977
I COULD NEVER see the attraction in classical music, all that hanging about between notes, I mean what do people with great classic collections play when they're gettin' ready to go out? Stiff have given away a thousand MAIT's and they really ought to have gone to all those unfortunate Bartok lovers, then how ya gonna keep her at the opera on yer arm now that she's heard EC?
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