Brian revealed that he would have a "breakdown" if he ever agreed to take part in reality show I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!, as he discussed the hit series with Michelle and Nikki in the nest this evening.
The conversation kicked off with Michelle admitting that her fear of spiders is so severe that she couldn't possibly visit Australia.
"I'd rather cockroaches than huntsman spiders," said fellow arachnophobia sufferer Nikki, adding that she also hates crabs. The girls then agreed that Brian would be "fabulous" on I'm A Celebrity.
"No. I'd be a nervous wreck. I couldn't sleep outside. It wouldn't be fun to watch. I'd have a breakdown," he insisted. "And why on earth did they in that jungle get so hungry that they had to decide to kill a rat and eat it? How hungry do you have to be before you eat a rat? I'd rather starve. I'd have to become a cannibal."
"I'd eat the leaves off the trees," said Michelle.
Nikki then told her friends she had heard that the jungle contestants are given food when the cameras aren't rolling. "I don't think they do, because they lose so much weight," argued Brian.
"No - Myleene Klass told me," insisted Nikki, as they began to discuss the rat incident once more.
"They didn't actually skin it. They ate the meat out of the fluff," joked Michelle. "I would rather eat my own clothes," slammed Brian. "I would never eat a rat."