Juice the lemons, then throw the juice in somebody's eyes. While they're screaming in pain, jack their wallet.
Then, by the transitive property, when life gives you lemons, it ALSO gives you wallets.
'Hysteria was widely discussed in the medical literature of the 19th century. Women considered to be suffering from it exhibited a wide array of symptoms including faintness, nervousness, insomnia, fluid retention, heaviness in abdomen, muscle spasm, shortness of breath, irritability, loss of appetite for food or sex, and "a tendency to cause trouble".'
"Since ancient times women considered to be suffering from hysteria would sometimes undergo "pelvic massage" — manual stimulation of the genitals by the doctor until the patient experienced "hysterical paroxysm" (orgasm)."
|OK, so this looks like a good group of kids...|
Hopefully none of them will flip the fuck out.