CANADA: Speaking at a Conference for Scientists, Stephen Hawking says the human race is angry, greedy to the point of absolute gluttony and is growing at an unprecedented rate. As a result humans are rapidly depleting our planet natural resources and risking total extinction through overt aggression.
Hawking warned that if the human species is to survive man must begin to start colonizing outer space soon. He further justified this stating:
"It will be difficult enough to avoid disaster on planet Earth in the next hundred years, let alone the next thousand, or million. The human race shouldn't have all its eggs in one basket, or on one planet."
He is ready to lead international missions exploring space for habitable planets. In preparation for this arduous trip Hawking has placed advertisements in major global newspapers and television seeking the services of a corps of able-bodied Sherpas who can piggy-back him through space as he collects his samples.