only my husband could get into a fist fight over a fart!
so this guy my husband carpools to work with, 5 guys total, is a huge asshole! they were at a gas station and my husband had to fart so he stepped out of the van, farted, and got back in. this guy says, "oh you are a sick mother fucker, how disrespectful can you be?? blah blah blah" anyways, my husband says, shut the fuck up, and the guy was like what did you just say to me? so he repeated himself. well the guy charged my husband (in the van) and tried to hit him. so my husand blocked the hit and punched him in the nose AND BROKE HIS FREAKING NOSE!! and then the guy tried to hit again, hubby blocked it and kicked him in the chest!
OVER A FREAKING FART! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG