Homer: Marge, honey, I've got five words to say to you: (Counts on fingers) Greasy Joe's Bottomless Bar-B-Q Pit! Marge: Oh, Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week? Homer: Marge, I'm only human!
Homer: Hmm. But enough about Bart. Tell me, Principal Skinner, are you married? Principal Skinner: Well, only to my job. Homer: But if you weren't married to your job, you'd tend to go for a girl, right? Principal Skinner: (chuckles) Well, of course.