Good luck, and ride safe this weekend.
Holding an early-season cyclocross clinic
--Holding a demonstration for legal, state-sanctioned same-sex Anserinae marriage
--Planning to launch a violent yet downy attack on the next pie-plated rider they see
--Just honking, defecating, and generally nibbling themselves
The Discovery Channel is promoting "Shark Week"
--The Discovery Channel is promoting the "BSNYC Summer Live-Blogging Spectacular!!!"
--Two aspiring actors have bartered away the last remaining bits of their souls
--Both A and C
Why doesn't Cadel want anybody touching him?--His collarbone, like his spirit, is so brittle it could crumble under the slightest pressure.
--He's not made from the steely stuff of champions. He's made from the fissiparous stuff of Wheaties, the breakfast of champions.
--He's tired and cranky from a day of wheelsucking and he just wants some warm milk, a massage, and some snuggly-wuggly time with his stuffed lion.
--All of the above
There is such a thing as a "Suitcase of Sausage:"
This picture depicts:
Who is this?
--The star of a new urban bicycle-themed sitcom
--The star of a Mission Bicycles testimonial
--A motorcyclist being interviewed about the deafeningly loud straight pipes on his Harley Davidson softail
--The star of Specialized's new Langster TV ad campaign
What's on top of the car under the curtain in this Volkswagen ad?
--A Trek Madone
--A trackstanding fixter
--A brace of fixies