Tomorrow I’ll be in Eugene getting my first fill. That’s where the doc uses a syringe to inject saline into my tissue expanders to slowly stretch my skin and muscle. Doctors often compare it to pregnancy. Just as a woman’s belly stretches slowly over time to accommodate a baby, periodically adding small amounts of saline will slowly stretch my skin enough to accommodate implants. I guess that means my foobs are pregnant and when they get big enough they’ll give birth to twins. (Something like that anyway.)
Which is why I’ve decided to name my foobs Zan and Jayna. You remember Zan and Jayna, right? They’re the Wonder Twins.
Wonder Twin powers – ACTIVATE!
Form of… a boob!
Shape of… a C-cup!
Ah yes, the fun never ends here in Lemon Margaritaville!
I’ll give you the full report when I get back from Eugene, my new home away from home…