Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus): President Obama today named British physics hoaxer Professor Stephen Hawking as the lucky recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom following a deal to name his latest discovery deep space black hole after the First Lady.
The recommendation came after White House proctologists took soundings from Spoof writer queen mudder's last November.
Citing NASA Jet Convulsion Laboratory's Prof V Smart President Obama said today that Hawking was hoping to send a probe up the newly named Mrs O black hole.
A hastily adapted new Mars Rover II has been kitted out to make the initial foray into the gigantic worm hole, scheduled for 12 August.
The President's mother in law is a raving nutter.