In a conversation about the similarity of the forests of New Zealand to the forests of the Pacific Northwest.
person: “Have you seen the ‘Lord of the Rings’ movies?”
person: “Okay, so you know the forests?”
me: “Um, which one?”
person: “You know, the forests.”
internal monologue: No, which forests? Do you mean Lothlorien? The forests surrounding Rivendell? The forest outside of Hobbiton where the Withywindle runs? Or the forests of the Ents, perhaps??
externally: [nods warily]