- Scientists have finally found the REAL REASON that women are so attracted to rock stars.
- A cop in Georgia put his arm around a police dog to take a SELFIE and it mauled his face. Wow, they finally found someone who hates selfies more than I do.
- 42% of guys who drive expensive cars have SMALL JUNK. That’s why I take the bus . . . ladies? Anything? Fine, screw you too!
- Over half of women are more likely to DATE someone with a pet. Does my manhood count? I pet and cuddle with it every day.
- The honeymoon period ENDS after two and a half years of marriage. Which is nice since most American marriages don’t last that long anyway.
- A guy in England lost 35-pounds by joining his daughter’s CHEERLEADING team. He also lost every male friend he has, but who cares, he’s skinny and he knows how to build a human pyramid!
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