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funny code of conductHow about: Always dance with fishes. Always sing with bears. Hey, it’s no dumber than “love thy enemy.” Have you ever tried loving your enemy? They kick and bite a lot and then call the police.
what to write on hands when skydivingThere’s only one acceptable thing: PULL CORD.
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bullies think they areHaving been bullied through most of grade school, I’d like to end that sentence with “safe until years later when I track them down and ruin their lives.”
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cm punk татуировкиHow dare you use that language on my site! No, seriously, don't use that language. I can't speak Russian.
funny things to write in a calendarFor women: “DUE DATE”
For men: “VISIT MISTRESS”
funny yeses or nos for my eviteFor Yes: “Bringing alcohol.”
For No: “Sending money instead.”