Ravi: Sir! Your son has eaten a cockroach.
Father: Hurry! Quickly call a doctor or we have to take him to the hospital.
Ravi: Dont worry, Sir. The cockroach spray I gave him should cure him.
Shinjini Majumder, Class III, Apeejay School, Salt Lake, Calcutta
Johnny: Do you know where Santas toyshop is?
Johnny: Its in Japan.
Lily: How did you know?
Johnny: Because the toys, which I got this Christmas has Made in Japan written on it.
Aishwarya Gupta, Class VIII, National High School, Calcutta
Bimal: Its true that television is spreading violence.
Amol: Why do you say that?
Bimal: Because every time I pick up the remote control, my father comes running after me with a stick in hand.
Maitreya Rajan, Class VII, Don Bosco School, Amguri, Assam
Batsman to surgeon: Doctor, will I be able to bat after the operation?
Surgeon: Yes, of course.
Batsman: Great! I never could before!
Saborni Ganguly, Class VI, Modern English Academy, Barrackpore
Patient: Doctor, I have swallowed a bone.
Doctor: Are you choking?
Patient: No, Im serious.
Raktotpal Gogoi, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Nazira, Assam
Question: What is a cats favourite activity?
Answer: Listening to mewsic.
Somnath Pati, Class VI, St Pauls School, Rourkela, Orissa
Question: Why are flowers in a garden lazy?
Answer: Because they spend all their lives in flower beds.
Fatema Sayeed, Class VIII, Loreto, Dharamtalla, Calcutta
First man: Im so hungry I could eat a horse.
Second man: Im so hungry I could eat a moose.
Third man: Im so hungry I could eat a bear.
Woman: I think Ive just lost my appetite.
Adittya Pran Borah, Class VII, Carmel School, Digboi, Assam
Rimi: Why is the bear so hairy?
Anshul: Because theres no salon in the jungle.
Saptargha Saha, Class VII, Hartleys High School, Calcutta
A lady: Son, which school do you like the most?
Boy: The one that is closed 365 days.
Guneet Singh Tarang, Class V, St Xaviers Collegiate School, Calcutta
Teacher: Alok, where are the Himalayas?
Alok: Sir, they are in our school atlas.
Samyoraj Banerjee, Class II, Don Bosco, Park Circus, Calcutta