Trafalgar Square (8): The law London's smallest police station lurks in the southeast corner of Trafalgar Square. It's really tiny, more a hollowed-out granite column with a big lantern on top than a proper nick. Maybe that's why it's no longer used for its original purpose (in fact, peering inside it looks more like a cleaner's cupboard these days). But a misted-up frame on the rear wall contains a wonderfully petty list of modern Trafalgar Squarebyelaws, so I thought I'd reproduce a selection of these below to help you to avoid arrest the next time you pay a visit.
Unless acting in accordance with permission given in writing by the Mayor, no person shall within the Square: feed any bird (which shall include dropping or casting feeding stuff for birds); play or cause to be played a musical instrument; camp, or erect or cause to be erected any structure, tent or enclosure; make or give a public speech or address; take photographs or any other recordings of visual images for the purpose of or in connection with a business, trade, profession or employment; go on any shrubbery or flower bed; wash or dry any piece of clothing or fabric; use any pedal cycle, roller skate, ice skate, roller blade, skate board or other foot-propelled device; engage in any organised form of sport or physical exercise which causes a disturbance to any other person using the square; tow or leave any caravan.