IMAO: Know Thy Enemy: Airline Terrorists
This is the funniest thing all week. Some excerpts:
FRANK TIPS FOR AVOIDING AIRLINE TERRORISM
* If the guy seated next to you is named Al, watch him with suspicion; that’s halfway to Al Qaeda.
* If someone tries to light a fuse on his shoes, that’s a sure sign of terrorism. Take away his lighter then hit him on the nose while firmly saying, “No!”
* The airline pillows are too small to smother a terrorist. If you need to smother a terrorist, politely ask your flight attendant for a blanket.
* If you are worried that the people around you are terrorists, immediately alert the stewardess. She can give you booze which will make you much less worried.
As they say, read the whole thing.