"Pants Day" in freezing New York needed a lot of very brave and loony participants today as New Yorkers dropped their pants or left them at home to "bare" the ice-cold temperatures.
The subways full of commuters without their pants on was certainly a sight worth seeing, especially if you're a voyeur.
Near naked butts, female and male, Y-Fronts, boxer shorts, tangas, bloomers, you name it they had em on!
Shaving of "Pussy hair" reached an all time high in NY with coy females not wishing to flash their "pubes" in public, the pungent smell of after-shave was intoxicating as females crossed and un-crossed their legs in the subways.
As for the males, especially Negroes, it was a chance for them to flash their "pride and joy" but unfortunately the freezing weather put paid to them "dangling" their "Big Apples and Bananas" for any "length" of time.
Freezing weather is not good for "hanging it out" and instead of "dangling" there was a lot of "shrinking" going on.
The organisors of "Pants Day" called "Voyeurs, Pimps et Wankers Ltd" want a summers "pants day" NY council have catagorically "NO'd" it because they're worried that "DANGLERS" aroused by the smell off "sweet Pussy after-shave" could all become hot "DOGGIES!" (fav meal of New Yorkers!)