Once upon a time in a distant land there was a king in danger of THE MINOTAUR! The minotaur is a half man half beast no one dared to face the beast. People say it's so brutal it will torture you for months.
Until one man named Crulshes faced the beast. He got his knives, swords and shield but when he got there was not impressed. The minotaur was an inch tall! So he stepped on it and became a hero (for some reason) and Crulshes said with a grin,"It was easy."