Jake Pavelka is finally meeting his 25 sexxxy suitors on The Bachelor. Ashleigh, a spunky blond from Maryland, steps out of the car, shoots Jake a wry, sexy smile, and promptly proceeds to eat it.
WHO DOES THAT?!?! Does she realize the importance of a well-balanced first impression? And that Jake doesn't want some bumbling klutz for his mate? Sure, we'll give her some points for falling right into his hulking, perfectly toned arms. But that seemed purely coincidental.
Only one chance for first impressions, Ashleigh. Better pick up your game; because we'll be watching you very closely.