Acronym used in text messages and message boards standing for 'Rolling on floor jerking myself off'. As ROFLMAO implies something funny was written, ROFJMO acknowledges something sexy.
Moe: What did you think of "Unfaithful"?
Moe: me too; Diane Lane is hot.
The act of bragging too much to the point of becoming an annoying douche bag.
dude 1: Man, did I ever tell you about that day I scored the winning touchdown in the playoff game and then nailed the hottest cheerleader later that night?
dude 2: yeah, only like a million times, so stop being so bragadoucious already.
Placing one testicle over a sex partner's eye.
I bet Ashley Olsen was pirate tea bagged by Lance Armstrong.
One who tries too hard to come up with new words for online dictionaries, usually failing miserably even if the word is accepted.
see also: lingua-loser
Larry: Jeebus! look at this word! It's not even a word, it's a 3 word phrase - what a stretch.
Moe: That dictumhead probably thinks getting published here makes him Ernest Friggin' Hemingway.
Curly: Or Marian Webster.
Moe: Get around here, you!
n. bag of douche, i.e. douche bag; most likely of Italian-American origin. Can be used as an insult but is usually a term of familiarity and endearment.
Vito: Hey you old bagadoosh! How the hell are you?
Vinnie: Yo, who you calling old, you fargin' bagadoosh ya?
Baby Guido: gurgle...bagadoosh...sppfft..
Vito: Hey, that little bagadoosh Guido said his first word!!
Vinnie: He's a little bagadoosh off the old block.
Vito: That makes no sense, you dumb bagadoosh.
n. A scary-nasty black female. Most frequently used to describe a misbehaving celebrity.
Timmy: I saw Naomi Campbell in an airplane and asked if they were going to show the in-flight movie on her forehead and she threw a damn cell phone at me!
Jim Bob: Whoa dude, you gotta be careful what you say to that Kunt Chocula.
Timmy: Werd. I should have learned from my throw down with Star Jones last month.
you ain't no Daniel Webster, you're a lingua-loser