How much does it cost?
The title of the Christmas morning sermon at Houston Chinese Church this year was, "How Much Does It Cost?", the point being to challenge us as to whether we were really making the self-sacrifices that the true spirit of Christmas requires. So as the sermon started, the audiovisual staff had prepared a slide, which they popped up onto the projection screen above the pastor's head, to give us the title of the "Christmas Message." Alas, it is Mandarin, not English, that is the primary language of the audiovisual staff, and they were betrayed by their spellchecker, which cheerfully allowed them to post the following:
How Much Does It Cost?
I'm like, dudes, if it's more than a hundred bucks then you got taken...