Against. As a "reasonable individual", I clearly realize "the utmost importance of door handles and should explore this quite fascinating topic." Sorry, I wanted to love it. It seemed like it would appeal the most to avid article writers since it is somewhat a parody of article writing among other things. --Dizziewiki 18:37, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
So you say you read this page wanting to love it but couldn't? I know what you are really saying Mr. New guy...you had your way with this article and then never returned it's calls. You took away it's innocense and ran away. You ravished it and broke its heart. Men...they are all the same. Article runs away with arms flailing and hysterical crying. -Doorknob article. 20.17 (UTC) November 8, 2011.
Gee whiz, it's not like you didn't know what you were doing when you bore your every letter and invited me in. LOLOL, seriously, though, the above response made reading the article worth it. That was like something from a Simpsons episode. --Dizziewiki 19:45, November 8, 2011 (UTC)