Hi. I’m Anthony Weiner’s weiner and here is my To-Do List:
1. Wake up feeling slouchy—wonder why Anthony always makes us stand up straight.
2. Confirm makeover appointment at Nordstorm. Need to find the right shade of foundation!
3. Attend “How To Smile On Command and Under Pressure” workshop in the alley behind house.
4. Nap for half an hour with cucumber slice on eye to reduce dark circles. Maybe find a low brimmed hat?
5. Finish second draft of memoir, Handsome Like Me.