Every day, tens of thousands of people from all around the globe come to kneel at the political altar of WHITEHOUSE.ORG. A small, unedited sampling
of their voluminous feedback follows:
SUBJECT = Ecouragement
NAME = Susanna Maria
MESSAGE = Dear Mr. & Mrs. President:
First, and formest know that I am praying that you are full of the Spirit
of the LORD when making all your decisions. May you receive our Heavenly
Father's wisdom, knowledge, and guidance,
through the Holy Spirit in the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ.
While looking at your website I saw that you are fighting for Abstinence
for our youth. I totally agree. The Word says we are in the world but
not of the world. Therefore, I found the picture of Mrs. Bush being
"handled" by the group Satanicide quite offensive.
Their name in itself is offensive. Please reconsider endorsing these "worldly" groups.
Thank you so much for accepting the responsibility God has called on your
Proverbs 8:13 To fear the Lord is to hate evil;
I hate pride and arrogance, evil behavior and perverse speech.
SUBJECT = Question
NAME = Karen
MESSAGE = I am so highly dissapointed. I had a question for Laura Bush. Instead I got a cheap
sarcastic form letter back, telling me that no one will ever even actually
Why is there an email address if NO ONE will ever read our concerns? and
yet..... Mr. Bush is all concerened about people masturbating....... more
concerend about telling people not to play with theirselves..... perhaps
if he were as concerend about other things as he is masturbation.... I
can't even get my message of serious nature READ!
SUBJECT = US CITIZENS
NAME = JUDY KOLBINSKIE
MESSAGE = DEAR PRESIDENT BUSH .TO START OFF.MY HUSBAND AND I WENT TO THE
DEPT OF MOTOR VEHICLE.TO FIND OUT SOME THINGS WE NEEDED TO KNOW ..TO FIND
OUT BECAUSE WE ARE AMERICAN CITIZENS WE CANT BE HELPED THERE IS A SPECIAL
MOTOR VEHICLE SET UP FOR AMERICANS ..IF I WAS NOT A CHRISTIAN I WOULD OF
WENT TO THE NEWS AND ALSO TO A LAWYER.BUT BECAUSE THE MEN THAT I KNOW YOU
ARE .I KNOW THIS WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF . THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS OF A
US CITIZEN IS NO MORE GOOD IN THE US .I FEEL SORRY FOR WHAT YOU ARE UP
AGAINST WE PRAY VERY HARD FOR YOU THANK YOU FOR THE PRESIDENT THAT YOU ARE
SUBJECT = PLEASE HELP!!!!
NAME = MICHELE W CRAVEN
MESSAGE = DEAR MRS. G.W. BUSH:
THANK YOU FOR THE QUICK RESPONSE. IF THE LETTER WAS INDEED
SENT BY YOU PERSONALLY------OR NOT, IT STILL MEANS ALLOT TO
ME, ESPECIALLY IF THE CLOSING YOURS IN CHRIST IS GENUINE AS WELL.
BELIEVE ME, IT HAS BEEN A TRUE BLESSING TO HAVE YOU BOTH IN THE
WHITE. YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW HAS OUR VOTE AS WELL, WE ARE GRATEFUL
FOR HIM AS WELL.
I PRAY THERE IS NOT TOO MANY ERRORS IN THIS LETTER, I DO NOT HAVE MY GLASSES
THANK YOU, GRACE, PEACE, AND LOVE, IN JESUS CHRIST'S HOLY NAME,
MICHELE W CRAVEN
SUBJECT = Laura Bush assosication with santacide
NAME = Ryan S. Hanson
MESSAGE = This rock bands view of absintance is to wait until 13. I can
only pray she will disavow her assosication with this band and put them in
their place! If she would only log on line and listen to the first few
words of their song I know she would agree with me.
SUBJECT = For Kids only
NAME = Sarah Diemert
MESSAGE = i truly believe that having the kids of america turn their back
on their parents is tottaly ridiculous. And to bribe them with a "whole
dollar" is unfair bribary. Also by rudly critizing former president
Clinton is not hummilating Clinton himself but just showing how low our
president and leader can be. I have read many books about the opression on
russia on North Korea and the communists during the Chinese revolution.
You are like them in everyway.
what do you plan on doing? arresting everyone that is democratic??? I used
to be supportive of you now i see you the same way people on Saturday nite
live portray you.
SUBJECT = dress code
NAME = Jamie
MESSAGE = I was just wondering about the dress code. Could you please
give me some more information about it. It does not seem to be very
appropiate, I don't know if it is intended on a joke or what but if you
could please respond, I would appreciate it very much. Thank you for your
NAME = Danny Oakes
MESSAGE = I thought it was against the law for government web sites to use stuff like cookies.
And I hate cookies, especially these white house web site cookies, so get your act in order. OR
does the white house have an exception to the law. That shouldn't be allowed.
I saw the guy that is in charge of enforcing that law for govt web sites on
tv about two years ago, but obviously this web master didn't. Shame on him.
SUBJECT = This is an embarrassment
NAME = Someone Noone
MESSAGE = I really wonder if this website is maintained by the President
himself. This is a real embarrassment to the American way of life.
Anti-masturbation on the official white house website? And those Bush's
10 commandments, is that a joke put up by some lame guy in your
administration? Please take these off the site and help retain the
humility and reputation of America. Please.
SUBJECT = Re: All Americans !!
NAME = William Mosely
MESSAGE = Dear Mr. President,
You were a butt-hole before you ever saw the Whitehouse. Don't blame the "other guy,"
unless you can place him at the same place, same time; that's still the law, Dig? If you had a brain,
you might have figured already everyone's not quite as "slow?" Have fun ripping-off the
American people, Mr. President.
PS: If this pisses your grunts off, just remember where I was in 1961? Panama, SOA? Sound familiar?
SUBJECT = promiscuity
NAME = Lowella Pendoric
MESSAGE = Mrs. Bush - Not all Americans are Christian, and yet just
because we're not all Christian does not mean that all the teens go about
having pre-marital sex. I am 21 years old, and I have never had sex.
I am a proud woman of the Wiccan religion, and am waiting for the right
man. I have heard that 1/3 of all people have a sexually transmitted
disease! That's a good enough reason to me - let alone the fact I could
get pregnant - to not go out there and have sex. I'm not ready for the
repercussions, so I abstain and so do many others regardless of race,
SUBJECT = fu**ck u American !!
NAME = Huang
MESSAGE = what's the son of bitch Bush told his the fucking people? fuck!
SUBJECT = info
NAME = stacey
MESSAGE = I think u guys should have more on the backround past of the white house. This would help greatly on my histery report. Thank You
SUBJECT = No Cutbacks on Nuke Arsenal
NAME = tommy lee
MESSAGE = Dear Sir:
Hi, I am a Navy vet who voted for you. I urge you Not to destroy ANY of
our nuclear arsenals just to placate the Russkies; there is just too many
other foes such as Red China who is building up their nukes. Sir, keep our
nukes intact and don't fall for the glasnost/periostoika crap of the
Sovietskies; it's just a ruse; Do Not trust ever communists of any
persuasion. Thanks and take care.
God bless, Tommy Lee
SUBJECT = Breastfeeding Article is Revolting
NAME = Rosemary McCammond
MESSAGE = Please remove your article about breastfeeting and gateway to
sin. It is revolting to me to take a natural, healthful way to nourish a
child and twist it into something sinful and profane. It sets back the
health of our children by years. LaLeche League has good information, and
the article here is naive and does not reflect well on the office of the
president. Please remove it, it is a rumor monger which is hurtful to the
mothers of america. Thank you and God bless.
SUBJECT = this site!
NAME = Rachael
MESSAGE = i feel that making every1 get a tattoo is vialating our rights!!
i really feel this is wrong and an act of communism please send me more
SUBJECT = masterbation
NAME = Jessica
MESSAGE = About the whole masterbation thing... all you talk about is how
it is religiously wrong and what not... what if your not religious at all
and dont believe in the bible then whats your reasoning for it being wrong
in that sense? its a basic freedom that cannot be outlawed and its a
stupid idea to think it can be!
SUBJECT = Protect the moon!
NAME = Michael Chen
MESSAGE = Mr Predident,have you heard that some insane Russian scientists
suggested the Russian goverment to destroy the moon,in the reason pf
making our earth better,and the lives better. They said that The moon
causes all most all disasters in the earth,such as flood,fire...even cold
winter in Russia,is that a disaster? or why don't they blame themselves?
why don't they blame us,the human race? 'coz it was us,human,damages the
nature,we destroys the forest, we polluted the rivers and the ocean. why
they put this guity to the moon? that's too sad and crule!
Dear Mr President, I don't know if you can see this message, I just want
to say: I want every night of the rest of my life has the accompany of the
moon! and always would.
SUBJECT = Someone's tampered with this site!!!
NAME = Diana Driscoll
MESSAGE = I was taking the virtual tours of the Whitehouse and someone's
tampered with the pictures, especially The Blue Room. Please check this
out, children might be "taking the tour"....Thanks, Diana Driscoll
SUBJECT = What Happened to this Web Site
NAME = Judith Martinez
MESSAGE = Talking about Masterbation of the Presidents Web Site is
Sacreligeous. What hapopened to the wonderful Web Site I visited right
after President Bush was elected. These off color jokes are the exact
opposite of what President Bush is trying to get over to the people. This
is awful of you to nasty up this site.
SUBJECT = Democracy and Freedon
NAME = Bill
MESSAGE = I AM PRETTY SURE THAT GEORGE BUSH IS NOT AWARE OF THIS SITE. HE
DON'T KNOW THAT THIS SITE EVEN EXIST. HE DON'T KNOW THAT SOMEBODY IS USING
THIS POWERFULL NAME 'WHITEHOUSE' TO FUN OF HIM. BECAUSE IF THIS SITE WAS
NOT FAKE I WOULD USE EVERY WORD IN THIS SITE TO ACCUSE HIM OF
IMPEACHIMENT. PRESIDENT BUSH MUST BE INFORMED ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON IN
SUBJECT = you suck.
NAME = Jon carney
MESSAGE = hmmmm, so all feedback must be positive, so saying something
like, our president is the biggest pile of spineless crap hiding behind a
bible and christian values, would be treason wouldnt it? saying that that
same yellow coward is right now attempting to take away our rights would
also be treason. wow, that sucks. now i have a question for you. what are
you going to do about it? there is something called freedom of speech in
this country, and freedom of religion, so when you tell me that i cant
tell you how completely fucked this government is, that's infringing on my
rights. when you try and take away rights, "in the name of god", that's
infringing on my rights. freedom of religion means that i dont have to
believe in your joke of a god. however, you put it's name on money, in the
pledge, and associate it with everything from abortion, to masturbation,
to crime, to drugs, etc. etc. this government, is fucking clown shoes. the
president, is a pussy. this country, is the most corrupt place to live
right now. americans believe that they are better than the rest of the
world, and right now, im ashamed to call myself one.
SUBJECT = This site is crap!
NAME = Jeffrey Arrington
MESSAGE = This site is total bullshit and a discrace to the United States.
The anti-masturbation plan will never work because it violates the
constitution. You people are just a bunch of fucking morons.
SUBJECT = Karen Hughes Picture
NAME = Trey Theodore
MESSAGE = that is not a picture of Karen Huges unless she played on the
Golden Girls and Maude......I know she is the Presidents Golden Girl but,
I believe their politics are very different.
SUBJECT = Bug on URL=http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp
NAME = Pankaj Gawande
MESSAGE = Go to DropDownBox which is along with following tab.
Fox News is fair, balanced, and profoundly watchable.
Display value is TRUE,TRUE in dropdown list box. I think one should show
TRUE and FALSE
SUBJECT = Bush and America
NAME = Dave Audin
MESSAGE = Your all totally fucked up! Your entire country! Just above
where im writing you say theres a right to free speech, then you continue
to say that anything bad said against you is treason! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Oh and, how do you expect to stop masterbation? Its a totally natural
thing. Im so glad i dont live in your fucked up country! Linking masterbation to crime?! YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!
SUBJECT = WHAT THE HELL?
NAME = John Furner
MESSAGE = Do you have any idea what your web page is saying, or are you part of Enron? It says
"THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENTS. Your opinion, if not utterly worthless, is marginally important to us."
SUBJECT = Please Read
NAME = Richard T. Rastigue II
MESSAGE = I was just surfing the net, when I decided to come to
Whitehouse.org. I was looking through the sight when I found the page on
Masturbation. I think that the topic and plan to get rid of it is the
stupidest thing I have ever heard. I think that we should be focusing
more on how to get the economy growing again. I think that it is a
complete waste of time to try and stop masturbation. It will never
happen, people who do it now will continue to do it. In closing I think
that we should worry more about how to money in American's pockets,
opposed to worring about them putting there hands down their pants.
SUBJECT = Freedom and Democracy
NAME = steve marshall
MESSAGE = I was shocked and distressed to read the words outlined in red
on this website. I had always held a view and/or belief that America stood
for the right of free speech. Surely one has the right to express ones
views without let or hindrance in any true democracy or freedom loving
peoples. Perhaps threatening people with treason if their views are
opposed to the status quo is the hallmark of a rogue state. Perhaps the
administration of America should take a long hard look at itself in the
mirror before publicising such profoundly disturbing words that smack of
The words contained in this email are personal and are not intended for
publication in any way shape or form. The words are the sole writting of
one persons views and are not intented to inflame or cause harlm to the
United States or to any other country. The words are written in the United
Kingdom by a suject of her majesty the Queen Elizabeth and is subject to
the freedoms and protection of human rights afforded under the European
Convention of Human Rights as laid down.
SUBJECT = theory:how will we catch Sadam Hussein?
NAME = pinto
MESSAGE = Hello Whitehouse!
When journalists are making the news,we could localise them with
oscillation magnetic antenna together with JPSīs system on the cameras,I
think that is the Bin Ladenīs door,cause I belive that Sadam Hussein helps
Bin Laden with chemical weapons,and you can intercept them.
I only want to help America! Good luck!
p.s.I am so sorry about my English!
Pinto from Portugal
SUBJECT = Who do you think you guys are!?
NAME = Iris
MESSAGE = You people at this site have no clue about anything. You are
just a bunch of radical christians who want everybody in the U.S. to
become christian, and if they are not then the do not deserve to live>
Have you people evr heard of freedom of religion? You need to learn to
love other people despite their differances.
SUBJECT = Re: Letter
NAME = Betty Manny
MESSAGE = This is sick. You will soon be on televison. This
garbage has been forwarded to CNN and MSNBC. There is
nothing funny about this e-mail or your website.
I am a Minister who helps the Whitehouse. Don't send
anymore garbage. If I sent it by accident to you then
you should have just told me that I accidently sent it
to the wrong address.
You need prayer!! In His service, Betty Ruth
SUBJECT = Operation Purity
NAME = John Priclen
MESSAGE = what the is wrong with you people, a law outlawing maturbation
would never be passed because unlike President Bush not everyone is a
republican, democrats beileve in a true free country, outlawing
masturbation is like saying you cant scratch your arm when it's itchy
because it provides, in a sense, pleasure. So i say first masturbation,
the what are you going to stop us from washing our private parts for fear
we may enjoy it. And as for the question of it being unreligous, i hope
the people running our country relize that not everyone in this country
beleives in god, you say that atheism is a problem, if you hate that, you
must hate alot of the men and women in your country, people have a right
to religion, masturbation, and touching their own body in any way, THEY
SUBJECT = [none]
NAME = John Walker
MESSAGE = Youre Kooky Kids Korner parody is the reason why the NRA is so
misunderstood by the general public. Yea it is great fun to make fun of
something that you dont understand, but I would ask the question, is this
really sarcasm? Thank goodness we have the 2nd Amendment so that when
assholes like you pervert the 1st Amendment there is still an avenue of
recourse to correct the situation. Get a life. John Walker Arlington, VA
SUBJECT = Birthday Greetings for Seniors
NAME = Ann G. McMillian
MESSAGE = I realize that you have a "Old Person Birthday Greeting" on your
website; however, I do not feel this is as special to a 90 year old as it
would be for a letter to be sent from The White House addressed to her.
If it is possible for you to send a greeting especially to my aunt, it
would be greatly appreciated. I'm sure she would cherish it the rest of
her life. She will be 90 years old on May 11, 2002. Her name and address
Mrs. Delora Yarbor
SUBJECT = masturbation is illegal?
NAME = vega zima
MESSAGE = what are you trying to do here? ... what does the government
anything to do with the church and god... ?
hello... "separation of state and church"?
this is non-sense...
SUBJECT = Despicable NBC SHOW..impact on children..
NAME = Mahilena E. Dianz
MESSAGE = Hi, I am writting to you with hope I can find a sympathetic ear.
I am copying below an email I just sent to NBC on account of their FEAR
FACTOR SHOW where they are eating roaches that are living!!! ...here is my
message to NBC:
Hi, I was stunned by your show, not because of the group eating the roaches, but because
they were eating them alive!! these creatures no matter how distasteful they may be they
are alive because they were as such created, with a right to live and to live in their own
environment or just to live. Killing them is justified when they represent harm to humans or
any other thing but TO KILL THEM FOR THE SAKE OF FUN IS THE SAME AS
THE GLADIATORS WHO DIED EATEN BY THE LIONS and everyone cheering. This
is not right, you are committing quite a despicable crime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am just hoping that if you are true to your kind "Fear Contender" that you
would pass this on to your directors for opinions on the matter...I think that:
KILLING ANY SPECIES ON ANY SHOW FOR FUN, OR FOR ANY OTHER MATTER
IS THE WORST FORM OF CRUELTY!!! SPECIES DO HAVE A RIGHT TO LIVE UNLESS
AND ONLY UNLESS THEY POSE A THREAT TO SOMEONE...!!!!
SUBJECT = Operation Infinite Purity
NAME = heck
MESSAGE = i knew that the usa have double-moral. but this is the dummest
thing i've seen. just for you to remember: its the year 2002
SUBJECT = Marijuana
NAME = Jared Lorz
MESSAGE = I do not need a response from this I do this of my own free
will as a proclamation of my religious belief. I believe that marijuana
helps get me closer to god in my religous beliefs. Until you recognize
this I shall not celebreate your holidays, but mourn them. Your oppresion
must end. Failure is not an Option.
SUBJECT = Bias Pictures
NAME = K Hunter
MESSAGE = Your pictures of President George Bush on this website are
horrible. Do you have a bias? Other Republican's have poor pictures on
this sight like Dick Cheney and Laura Bush. I guess you are not fair and
balanced with your pictures? I am disappointed with this website.
SUBJECT = bull shit
NAME = Christina Moreno
MESSAGE = you know i think this is a load of bull shit do you really think
you can stop me from masturbating and do you think my kids would turn me
in for saying that bush our sorry ass president is a bad guy well fuck
that this is a load of shit i will be this way untill the day i die and if
i go to jail for treason who gives a flying fuck remember that thing we
call fredom of speach what a fucked up site
fuck you and everything you stand for
SUBJECT = Salvation Legislation Bill
NAME = V.J.
MESSAGE = The bill is totally and completely unconstitutional. Hopefully
you can understand my words. If it passes, I'm moving to Canada!!!!!! All
you Republicans are idiots!!!!
SUBJECT = your being a fucking administration
NAME = gue gue
MESSAGE = dearest bush
you don't know what you are doing. you are the most
fucking,detestful,rat-like president i have ever seen.if i were your wife
i would rather have sex with a dog, not with you shit.
SUBJECT = Website
NAME = J
MESSAGE = This website is pathetic, and an insult to the American public.
Your parodies and disgusting portrayal of this great nation and great
government do nothing but insult those of us who are true Americans. Your
humor is very poor and not in good taste at all. I hope that in due time
this website is shut down.
SUBJECT = Newroom & Events DofF
NAME = Adrian Sung
MESSAGE = Is this a serious website or is the website designed to ridicule
government. For those of us who are srious browsers I find it hard to
believe that some of the content on this website is truth.
Dissappointed. However, I did find the article regarding Operation
Infinite Purity of value since I had a theft problem (Marlowe's Faustus as
well as management material by idle minded faculty and idle activity blue
collar types)which resulted in a play upon people by people who masturbate
upon people. A very serious case with Trump Investigations Vancouver. My
partner was unable to perform the duties of his occupation for a number of
years because of a continued activity of this nature by my biological
parents, one of whom never took a day of work and was never seen with any
male person during the time in which it happened. We abstained from sex
for a reason during this period of time. When legitimate relationship
people should be together and working in society productively are
victimized by masturbating on people types there is serious social,
economic and personal relationship consequences. As well, theft of sex,
communication and income are more sophisticated forms of theft by those
who pracice what may be called "occultism". There is a paper that was
produced shortly after the Sep 11 disaster by one of the suspects, J.
Dixon of UBC "Occultism". During the time preceding the Sep 11 I had
refused to work in the city centre until I figured out what was going on.
I lived in a suite outside our house called the Manhattan. Maybe
occultism is a word used to describe the many forms of theft from people
through a complicated play of good and evil or crime and legal activities.
SUBJECT = white house
NAME = Matthew Patriquin
MESSAGE = I see you have nothing
to say about the pigs called clinton.I'm sure they are still fumigating
after those rednecks. If you do not like the current president, why don't you go to china,
SUBJECT = Drinking
NAME = John Bachta
MESSAGE = I have been hearing on TV, and radio, advertisements for this
pill called 'Chaser'. Its supose to remove all the efects of a 'Hangover'
from drinking to much. I feel this is sending the wrong message over the
air waves. That its OK to drink to much. I feel 'Chaser' should be