I’ve been stalked!
I know it.
I’m not sure why though.
Maybe because the stalker knows that these are my trails.
Or maybe the stalker wants to be there when I finally catch the aliens who have been piling up rocks on my trails.
I don’t know why.
So I guess I’ll just tell you what happened.
This hummingbird has been stalking me.
Everywhere I went on my trails today, there it was.
Right now it’s flying to its next perch so it can keep an eye on me.
See, there it is.
Looking down at me from that tree.
And there it is again.
That bird is everywhere!
My person seems to think there are a lot of hummingbirds out today, but she’s wrong.
There’s only one.
And it’s stalking me.
And she only thinks she saw two hummingbirds at the same time.
Those birds are faster than a speeding bullet.
That bird tricked her into thinking there were two.
But I just thought of something.
If that bird follows me home and starts tapping at my window it’s going to be in trouble.
I’m still living with three cats.
I knew cats were good for something.