*flings some catnip and parachute-equipped mice festively around*
“If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts.”
Happy Birthday Robin!! *passes him some dip for the mice*
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Seen on a tshirt - “If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic”
When life hands you lemons make apple juice. Then laugh while life tries to figure out how you did it.
Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon
You can twist perceptions, reality won’t budge. - Rush
Mental note: No matter how good the reviews of the restaurant, or how fancy the menu… seafood panini is an abomination unto the stomach, and should NOT be chosen for one’s birthday dinner.
1: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If it does what it says, you should have no problem with this.
2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
3: It is not our responsibility to disprove your claims, but rather your responsibility to prove them.
4. Personal testamonials are not proof.
What part of ‘meow’ don’t you understand?