In January and February of 2009, Comic Wonder was on a search for the best blonde jokes on the planet. We offered $200 to the best blonde joke told, and $100 to the runner up.
After two months of duking it out with several gems from such legends as 1anero, ralong, Funnybone, Tilt, Johnny Mac, and dozens more, VoiceofElk emerged as the clear-cut winner with his joke "Blondes and the Traffic Accident".
Comic Wonder will be continually hosting themed contests, so keep your eyes peeled for the contest of the moment! Who knows, if you got the skill, you might win $200!
1st Place - $200!
2nd Place - $100!
So do we. That's why Comic Wonder is having a blonde joke party, and everyone is invited.
Here on the Blonde Joke HQ, you will find:
Blond is the original term for a "fair-haired" human with yellowish hair. In the 17th century, the term blonde became well known as slang making fun of us yellow-heads.
Now, blonde is meant to label females or be used as a noun, while blond is meant to label males or be used as an adjective.
All we know is that either way, the jokes are funny.