Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: On the Rocks with a Bitch and a Bottle
Re: Anark: YOU SHOULD ALL OBVIOUSLY BE AFRAID OF HIM!1!!!!111
I know we've moved past this now (I even skimmed the last few pages just to make sure), but I still cannot for the life of me wrap my head around this whole thing people have where they think that Paramore chick is not only good looking, but outrageously gorgeous/beautiful/whatever. I can't be the only one that's puzzled by this, can I? I mean, I'm slow and all, so maybe it's one of those "she's HOT as FUCK" things where the people saying that are being ironic and don't actually think she's HOT as ANYTHING. Like when someone on here says something daft and someone else responds with "good post" followed by the Downing smiley. As in, it's not really a good post, it's just daft and shitty. Is that what it is? Is the fawning over her really supposed to highlight the fact she looks like a 14 year old boy? Is this another "internet" thing that I'm just not hip to yet?
The Taylor Swift love I can at least understand, even if I do think she looks kind of rat faced and is probably a monumental pain in the cunt that would write a song about you for putting too much/not putting enough milk in her cereal or under-cooking/over-cooking her steak (does she even eat red meat? I sort of doubt it). "Oh, just sit down and let me do it," she'd say. "Uhhhh, this is bleeding, you know. I asked for well done," she'd tell you. Then you'd wrap a frying pan around her chin and she'd write a song about it after the inevitable break up. I don't know what she'd call it, but you and everybody else would know what it's about, and it would annoy you because you're the one that's made out to be the bad guy. You just don't have the same outlets for slandering her as she does for slandering you (unless you're John Mayer, in which case you probably don't give a fuck, anyway), so you're forced to accept this bullshit about how you're "too aggressive" or how you "didn't understand her" as fact. You could write a song called "You are an annoying little scoundrel and you deserve to be hung, drawn and quartered for your crimes against humanity (aka please shut the fuck up, even if you do have a few catchy tunes)," but it'd be too late. Who'd buy it now? Her pussy also very likely smells of bigotry.
But at the end of the day I can understand why someone would want to rail her.
Because she doesn't look like a 14 year old boy.