Find out how posh you are with our quiz that sorts the proles from the tweed-loving double-barrelled haemophiliacs
1 You still call your parents “mummy” and “daddy”. Why?
a) Because you’re a small child
b) Because that’s what the people on Made in Chelsea do and you thought you’d give it a go
c) Because they’re your mummy and daddy. Duh
2 Boys: you’re wearing red chinos and a pair of suede loafers because . . .
a) You lost a bet
b) You’re desperate to get into Mahiki
c) It’s a weekday
3 You have the chance to design your own coat of arms. What do you go for?
a) Anything that incorporates the Nike swoosh
b) Something safe, like