Bah... I can't resist.
Originally Posted by phateblackberry
SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I SHOULDNT TAKE MY STORM TO RIM'S FRONT DOOR TAKE A BIG CRAP ON IT RING THE DOORBELL AND RUN
Well, for starters, because it would reveal to everyone here that you are, in fact, an eight year old with a BlackBerry. I doubt you want to do that. Secondly, it has been proven, time and time again, that taking a steamy crap on cell phones in no way enhances their performance or feature offerings... unless a phone covered in crap is, in fact, a feature you desire. It might be, I don't know... I'm just saying.
IM GOING ON MY THIRD ONE FOR STUPID PROBLEMS THEY ARE PIECES OF SHIT AND SHOULD ALL BE RECALLED
I ask you this... honestly now, are the phones the true pieces of shit here? I mean, who are you trying to kid! See the next bit below for details if you are still confused:
AND THIS NO FLASHPLAYER CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS THE DAM PONE GOOD FOR THEN WHAT A JOKE IM SO DISSAPOINTED
Actually, it seems that the joke is you if you keep returning the damn things for replacements only to complain about how lousy a phone it is. If the freakin' phone is so bad for you, then let me give you this free tip: stop replacing them and get a different phone for Christ's sake!
And while you're at it, please unplug your computer keyboard and take a steamy crap on it as well, as the caps lock appears to be broken. Then, when you have finished (eat more bran if you need to), why don't you take a crap on your grammar teachers, because they clearly failed you when they attempted to teach you proper grammar.