HowTo talk:Be safe with guns
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edit I remembered my suggestion!!
Note that guns tend to make large holes in what they are firing at. Take this into consideration when pointing your firearm at cans, bottles, walls, buildings, and civilians. -17:05, Oct 13
stupid fucking dumbass who ever wrote this.
You sir can go suck a huge fat jucie cock. It's people like you why people want to take away our right to bear arms
edit Why exactly is this page edit protected?
- As per Uncyclopedia policy, all features are semi-protected. If you want to edit it, you have to wait until after 4 days and 10 edits post account creation (I think thats the numbers...) 02:48, November 27, 2013 (UTC)
edit "One more thing"
That seems really like something that should've been removed, besides obviously killing the humor, it's a completely irrational fear of guns. Come on...they don't get up and shoot people. Guns are completely safe objects unless a certain amount of stupidity is brought close enough to them. JDHuff (talk) 05:19, November 30, 2013 (UTC)
- Yes, the ending is ranty. But again, any article that has run on the main page is presumed not to need remediation with its humor. There are bigger fish to fry; or create your own. An Uncyclopedia article on guns, where the author didn't think that the funniest thing was the stupidity of the person wanting to own a gun, would be a gift. 09:51 30-Nov-13