You forgot to mention that in your spare time you seek revenge on all the girls who have shunned you and kept you a "virgin for 22 years." - but seriously, dude.......
Have faith in your fellow man to have discernment and understand that not all proper grammar is proper for today's readers. Moreover, know that of which you speak before making accusations of copyright infringement lest you find yourself in court.
It's just sports + entertainment.
Be happy. Re-think the cost-benefit of your objective vs. its role in your personal success.
Be pro-active where it counts.