Winning Joke - Brandon Redden
Q: Why were the two pumpkins so close?
A: They had deep roots.
Q: Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
A: It fell off the wagon!
Q: Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts!
Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin
by it's diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi !
Q: What's black, white, orange and waddles?
A: A penquin holding a pumpkin.
If you liked these, you'll like our newest contest - Funniest Pumpkin Joke.
Make up your best joke and either write it down or be prepared to say it at the party!