It seems to me like there is some confusion as to what can and cannot be asked on Meta.
- Why does x not work?
- What the heck does Welbog's avatar mean?
- Will x be implemented?
- Is Jeff Atwood a vampire (I have evidence)?
- Is there a way to do x?
- I just killed Jon B with a pony-mounted laser, what is the best practice for hiding the body?
- If I kill Batman will I become Batman?
- Why does SO not have x feature that y site has?
- Why did I lose x rep?
- User x is posting spam, what to do?11!
- Why am I not as cool as Welbog?
- Which is better, unicorns or waffles.
- Why are Welbog and Jon B vandalizing my questions?
- Why don't we all downvote Jon Skeet and see what happens?
- What happened to Rich B.?
- When will Jon Skeet reach x rep?
- What questions should NOT be asked on Meta?
- What is your Google Wave ID?
I realize this is partially covered in the FAQ, but there is still some confusion. Stuff is still getting posted that ought not to.
So please summarize for me, in the best way you can, what should NOT be discussed here.