GOVERNMENT WASTE: I read in your paper every day how bad our economy is doing and how much trouble we are in. Can anybody tell me why we wasted so much money on an Inauguration ceremony for a president who is already in office? Don't tell me we can't save a lot of money there!
A PAT ON THE BACK: I'd like to congratulate the Patriots on their season. They went as far as they could've possibly gone.
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UNPATRIOTIC: Roses are red, violets are blue, Belichick is terrible, Brady is too!
ISLAND AGGRAVATION: I drive River Street every single morning and at the end there is an island that needs to be moved! It aggravates everyone who has to pass by it.
SURE BET: I find it really funny now that with all these fantasy football and baseball leagues, nobody talks about illegal gambling anymore. Where are the cops?
DIVINE INTERVENTION: Is it Mayor Murphy or Father Murphy? He's always asking for "May God" to protect us, help us...if they want Him to run a meeting, why don't they invite Him?
Lowell DEATH NOTICE: Is it the City Council meeting or the obituary meeting? Every time they meet it involves the death of two or three people! We read enough about it in the paper.