Saturday, May 2, 2009
Happy Birthday, Kelly Bensimon!
Kelly's friend: "Kelly! Glad you could make it. These are little cakes called cupcakes."
Kelly: "Like, how am I supposed to eat these? I'm like, skinny enough as it is!"
Friend: "Well, I guess you could just throw them up later."
Kelly: "I just had a rully rully awesome idea. We should totally like, start a line of cupcakes called Skinnygirl Cupcakes!"
Friend: "Hmmm. Why does that sound so familiar?"
Kelly: "It's a totally awesome amazing idea. Let's go find some blow."