"If I have anything to say against Obama, it's not because I'm a racist; it's because I don't like what he's doing as President and anybody should be able to feel that way, but what I find now is that if you say anything against him, you're called a racist." -- Angie Harmon to have her stand up is remarkable
Here's a really cute idea. Frame quote bubbles, use a dry erase marker to write funny things your kids say. When you are ready to switch the quotes, have the child take a picture with their quote and make a photo book of quotes. My mom says you think you'll remember all the funny stuff they say, but you don't.