Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit Mini Desk Calendar: Tired of today's nonsense and hankerin' for some common sense instead? Here's a calendar for y'all. Each full-color page presents a nugget of country wisdom or some good-natured ribbin' of those folks whose wheels are still turnin' long after the hamster is dead. One day you're the peacock; the next day you're the feather duster. He's tighter than the lug nuts on a rusty pickup. You're so low you could walk under a snake without bendin' your knees.
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