OMG, bitches. DO you have kids? Here's another MUST HAVE for X-mas:
Brain-zapping Kinect game boosts mathematical skills
You can help your kids learn math AND get the pleasure of ZAPPING THEM IN THE BRAIN! I got so excited by the idea, I forgot all about picking my oldest up from school. oops!
TWO DAYS! Imagine what could happen in two weeks! Two months! Two years! Okay. So maybe the brain zapper's not for sale yet. But I have FAITH in Santa. I'd like at least two.