Conversation with my daughter about the puppy today:
"Mom, why did Daddy scold Buddy this morning for hugging me?"
"Buddy can hug you?"
"Well, not me, my leg."
"Um, honey, he wasn't hugging your leg."
"Then what was he doing?"
"Do you really want to know the answer to that?"
"But he wasn't . . . oh, euwww."