Everything Went As Expected of the Day: Teenagers + self-propelled children's teacup ride = you know how this one ends.
Marketing Campaign of the Day: "Interbest is a provider of large billboards near highways in The Netherlands. With the following tagline: 'The sooner you advertise here, the better' they created a lot of buzz since the man on the billboard is wearing less and less cloths each day." (Embiggen.)
As clever as this campaig
Paging Gallagher of the Day: Go ahead and add "exploding watermelons" to China's growing list of food-related scandals.