There are important issues facing the good people of this city.
All too often you buy a beer all too close to closing time. The bar/nightclub closes at 5 or 6 in the morning. You have to leave.
You manage to sneak your beer out. But then there is the question of finding a morning bar - the kind that open when the bars close so you can keep drinking and, at some places, have some breakfast before you go home to sleep it off. You know one place. Your mates know another. You discuss. You finally decide. You all get on your bikes.
So. How does one transport that sneaked out beer?