Scientists studying dung beetles rolling their balls of dung from A to B have discovered they are guided by the Milky Way and passing comets. This amazing discovery has now lead to proof that dung beetles and other insects actually star gaze including moths, glow worms, ants, gnats, mosquitoes, etc.
Scientists have even discovered the reason why the insects star gaze; they believe they are waiting for their alien relatives to arrive in space ships who let them loose on planet earth millions of years ago.
Dung beetles possess ESP powers because the scientists have noticed that any time a passing UFO flies near, the dung beetles all stand on their hind legs and clap their hands. Glow worms glow tend to glow even brighter and moths don't give a shit, they leave that to the dung beetles.
The scientists running the experiment are convinced that these alien bugs were sent here for one purpose; to get on the fucking nerves of stupid humans who can't tell the difference between a dung beetle and Ringo Starr.
It is so obvious that dung beetles are aliens because they are not full of crap, only humans possess that particular characteristic!