While we’re in Schwarzenegger-as-philosopher mode, the time has come for Conan The Barbarian, the film that made Arnold a leading man and that's packed with amazingly ridiculous spectacles by Hollywood’s unsung master of misplaced masculinity, writer/director John Milius (Red Dawn). Arnold doesn’t speak much in the first Conan film; he mostly just screams and kills things with a sword. But he does have one jaw dropper of a line that had to be included. At one point, the comic book Barbarian is asked, “What is best in life?” and, well, I’ll let Arnold answer himself in the above clip. The words just don’t have the same impact without his voice.