A mnemonic, as you know, is a sequence of words which are used to help you remember something important, for example, Richard of York Gave Battle in Vain, which is used to remember the order of colours in a rainbow.
Without this handy aid parents would not be able to tell their kids how stupid they are:
But, I digress.
It appears there is no formal authority for issuing mnemonics, which means we are free to create our own!
In true Newsbiscuit style, I think we should hold a competition for the best mnemonics.
Here's my attempt:
Elephants Often Break Wind Near Confused Vicars
Now, all I need to do is find something using the initials EOBWNCV that we can use it for.
Can you do better?