1. Knock knock.
Stop cryimg you big baby.
2. A guy walks into a bar. Ouch!
3. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To rescue his brother from Chick-Fil-A.
4. Waiter: Would you like your pizza cut into 4 or 8 slices?
Customer: 4. I could never eat 8.
5. Q: Why do people like vanilla more than chocolate?
A: They don't.