Sane person #1: "I believe God created the universe in 7 days and made Adam and Eve"
Sane person #2: "Hey, me too"
Wacko: "Hey, me too"
Sane Person #1: "Hey look what I found out. All species evolve, and our own evolution can be traced back hundreds of thousands of years. So this means God created the universe over a much longer period of time and we call come from common stock in Africa.
Sane Person #2: "Check this out too, the universe is expanding from a central point...that point must be the point of an original creation of the universe. So when God created the universe he did so at a central point, and now all matter is expanding outward from that point"
Wacko: "No! Evil. You are both Godless sinners. And so is Elton John. 7 days. Adam and Eve"
Sane Person #1: "Relax Wacko. If you believe God created the universe and we can plainly see that the universe is expanding from a point of origin, then that would mean that God create the universe from that central point. Perhaps the Adam and Eve myth is to tell us we come from common ancestors. Which it turns out is actually true"
Sane Person #2: "I dunno. I don't see God as necessary to the process anymore"
Sane Person #1: "Really? I do. There is evidence of Him all around"
Sane Person #2: Really. I don't see it. But we can all agree on the development of the universe and humanity... it's the presence of God in it we disagree on, and let's face it.. we'll never resolve that. Back to the telescope lads"
Wacko: NO NO NO! You are bothj Godless sinners. How dare you spread such filth and hate. I cannot bear the insults. You mock God to his face!
Sane person #1 and #2: Woah. Dude. Just look in the telescope. Check out the bones and shit. We're not making this shit up. If you believe in God and evolution is evident.. then the conclusion is that evolution is God's plan.. it;s the method God used to create us. What's the problem?