Practicing Airport Security Without A License
William N. Grigg
My first question is this: How on earth did this person dream up the pseudonym “Berlyn Aussieahshowna”?
My second question is: Why isn’t this person employed by the TSA?
A few weeks ago police were contacted by the staff of a local cosmetic surgeon who complained that they had received numerous phone calls asking for a “Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna.”
The memorably named specialist had supposedly offered to perform various cosmetic enhancements on women whose breasts she had examined during conversations in local nightclubs.
It turns out that “Dr. Aussieahshowna” is actually an individual named Kristina B. Ross, who is not a doctor of any kind. The story is complicated even further by the fact that Ross is actually a man, albeit one who “identifies” as a woman. Following a 2003 conviction for aggravated battery, Ross served four years in a men’s prison, although he (assuming that the pronoun fits) was not housed in the general population.
As Judge Kevin Swain observes, Ross — who is not a physician — was “a male touching women’s breasts under the guise of being a female doctor.” On at least one occasion, Ross allegedly persuaded a victim to disrobe in order for him to “examine” her, supposedly to evaluate her suitability for cosmetic surgery. Others were reportedly felt up through their clothing. All of this was done on a pretext by someone seeking to gratify prurient interests, albeit of a convoluted variety.