Oh, bath salts — you so cray!!
Seriously, why does anyone take this crap!?
We don't condone any illegal substances, but bath salts has to be the WORST!!
Are we supposed to be happy for Donna (above, left) and Phillip Walls (above, right) because, when they got high on Monday, the married couple didn't wind up chewing off anyone's face??
Instead, they shot off rounds at imaginary fiends in their neighborhood before breaking into their pastor's house with enough firearms to invade a small developing nation!
And they brought a bag of WIGS?!?! What the