World's Heaviest Man; Manuel Uribe Garza
He once weighed 1,218 lbs, but in space Manuel Uribe wouldn't weigh anything. It'd be the best solution for his weight issues.
Someone Getting a Haircut While Eating Spaghetti
Hair clumps separate into individual strands, while spaghetti does the same. Eventually someone eats their own hair in confusion, followed by the possibility of projectile vomiting.
It's kind of like that time in physics class when that one girl with the long thin hair touched that metal thing and all her hair stood up and stuff. Then she turned into a tree. It was depressing, but the lumberjack in class got turned on.