Lill: What event are you watching?
Jill: Equestrian team jumping.
Lill: *Yawn* Oh right, horses…a sport geared primarily towards the rich and unattractive.
Jill: Not true – only several weeks ago did the very attractive Johnny Depp give his rumored and equally attractive mistress Amber Heard a horse.
Lill: *Raises eyebrow* Which begs the question why she’d rather have a horse when she can ride Johnny…
Jill: Now that’s a sport I’d gladly train for.