1. Ars Bandeet
This isn't a joke that we've cooked up for you, promise.
Although there is no solid evidence, it's somthing of a speculated myth that Algeria fielded a player in the 1970's named Ars Bandeet.
Unless my pronunciation is way-off, this has to be the most unfortunate colloboration of names ever devised.
Mr. Ars Bandeet, providing he did in fact exist, is the undisputed champion of ridiculous names, and our worthy winner.