Q: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms?
A: So they'll have a doggie bag for later.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, the other is a walrus
Q: What does a blonde say after she graduates from college?
A: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds."
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A space invader.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her more...
What do a walrus and a tupperware container have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal.
Q: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A: They both like a tight seal.
A walrus is like Tupperware...they both like a tight seal.