Originally Posted by Douglas
He stole it from Ellen Degeneres, btw.
Wouldn't surprise me then since he has a humorous post nearly everyday. It'd be hard to come up with good ones all the time. Some past ones...
"If your movie is called Final Destination 5, it’s probably not the final destination."
"Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by friends who copy and paste things to their status. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy and paste it, because they know this was copied and pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy and paste. And if you don't copy and paste it, then this means you hate puppies and bacon. And if you hate bacon, the terrorists win."
"In reference to why men can sleep with lots a women and it’s fine, but women can’t sleep with lots of men or else they’re whores. If a key opens a lot of locks, it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by a lot of different keys, it’s just a shitty lock."
"If an illegal Immigrant fought a child molester would it be Alien Vs. Predator?"
"If there isn’t a Chinese millionaire that’s changed their name to Cha Ching then I don’t see the point of money."