Battle 207: Asher
Plant your sorry behind in front of the
TV and take a seat. It could be worth thousands of dollars!
The object of the game is simple: when
the music starts, the players will have to run around a track of three
obstacles. Every time they complete an obstacle, they will cross a money
line. When the music stops, they have to complete the obstacle they are
on and then head to a bridge obstacle to one of the chairs awaiting on
Chair Island. If you are caught without a chair, you are OUT. Each chair
has a secret cash amount that will be revealed at the end of a round.
That amount will be added to the cash you won on the track. If you have
the least amount of cash at the end of a round, you are OUT. Last one
sitting keeps all the money.
We should mention that there are three
things that will get you disqualified: bypassing an obstacle, contact above the neck, and pushing from behind on the track.
Enforcing tonight: our own argument for
gun control, head ref James Ellis.
FIRST BLOOD: Round of 12
OBSTACLES: Briar Patch, Ice Breaker,
MUSIC: "One Club At A Time" by Midnight Red.
MONEY LINE: $150 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Corkscrew, Revolver, Love Triangle
MAX MONEY: $5000
ELIMINATED: Vika, Kelly.
SIT LIST 1:
- RAMON: $1200 + $5000 = $6200
- ALYSSA: $900 + $2000 = $2900
- HIRAM: $1500 + $1000 = $2500
- JOSH: $1650 + $500 = $2150
- TAYLOR: $1350 + $750 = $2100
- STEPHANIE: $1050 + $300 = $1350
- DOUG: $750 + $700 = $1450
- AMY: $1050 + $100 = $1150
- LORNA: $900 + $550 = $1450
- MADISON: $600 + $50 = $650 (OUT!)
BUT we have two injuries to report.
Alyssa (hand) and Doug (ankle) are done for the day. Kelly will come
back, BUT the other racers will not return. Madison because of an ankle
injury and Vika... because she's scared. That leaves a spot open for an
alternate. Meet... #12 Alistair (New Guy).
WATER WORKS: Round of 9
OBSTACLES: Back Cracker, Car Wash, Hose
MUSIC: "Scream" by Usher
MONEY LINE: $200 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Blo-Hole, Deadly Dive, Holey Sit
MAX MONEY: $5000
SIT LIST 2:
- JOSH: $1800 + $5000 = $6800
- STEPHANIE: $1600 + $2000 = $3600
- RAMON: $2000 + $1000 = $3000
- HIRAM: $2200 + $550 = $2750
- LORNA: $2000 + $700 = $2700
- TAYLOR: $2200 + $150 = $2350
- KELLY: $2200 + $100 = $2300
- ALISTAIR: $2000 + $250 = $2250 (OUT!)
Kelly inherited Alyssa's $2900 from
earlier, while Ramon at $9200 and Josh's $8950 lead.
... and maybe another chance. #12 Aubrey
has pulled out of the competition due to a shoulder injury. The NFL is
being questioned. Meanwhile, Alexis is going to get an unprecedented
THIRD shot at Musical Chairs glory. With a bank of $3650, will she be
SLIPPERY SLOPES: Round of 7
OBSTACLES: Crazy Climber, Slick Zone,
Drop N' Roll
MUSIC: "Hello Baby" by Asher Monroe
MONEY LINE: $250 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Arch Enemy, Hammerhead, Twisted Twister
MAX MONEY: $10,000
SIT LIST 3:
- KELLY: $1250 + $10,000 = $11,250
- RAMON: $1000 + $2000 = $3000
- LORNA: $1000 + $1000 = $2000
- HIRAM: $1500 + $600 = $2100
- JOSH: $1750 + $150 = $1900
- TAYLOR: $1250 + $200 = $1450 (OUT!)
Kelly jumps into the lead with $16,450 to
ATTACK OF THE OBSTACLES: Round of 5
OBSTACLES: Laundromat, Blender, Wedgie
MUSIC: "Charge Me Up" by Jennifer Lopez
MONEY LINE: $300 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: Fishtail, Barracuda, Leap of Faith
MAX MONEY: $10,000
SIT LIST 4:
- LORNA: $900 + $10,000 = $10,900
- KELLY: $1800 + $2000 = $3800
- RAMON: $2100 + $1500 = $3600
- JOSH: $2400 + $250 = $2650 (OUT!)
Going into Chair Mountain...Kelly still
has the lead with $20,250, followed by Lorna with $17,050, and Ramon's
CHAIR MOUNTAIN: Final Race!
For season 2, Chair Mountain hits back.
It has sweeper arms, a giant sweeper on top, and pop up props along the
OBSTACLES: Frostbite, Summit, Strainer
MUSIC: "Sink or Swim" by Close to Home
MONEY LINE: $1500 per obstacle.
BRIDGES: swim to Chair Mountain
It's simple here. The first one to get on
the chair at the top of Chair Mountain wins all of the money they
Ramon's the first one on the Mountain...
and dumped. Kelly is next on the mountain... and dumped. Kelly's back on
the mountain making his climb. All THREE are on the island, and it's a
match... RAMON makes a move and wins the day, the night, the cash, and
perhaps Jessi's heart as well. His total: $29,300!
And that'll do it for this week. More
next week. Save a seat for you.
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