Now to an Important elementary school science lesson–static electricty, the electricty made when you walk across a carpet so that electrons move from the rug to you, giving you extra electrons. Touch another person and ZAP! The the other person is a conductor. The electrons move from you to the him/her and you get a…
Q: SO WhaH hAppEn iF yOu mISSed THat LesSOn?
A: When you get shocked, you won’t know what hit you.
Exactly, and that’s what happened when I touched a waitress in the club, and she got the heck shocked out of her. One giant spark of fiery static electricity set her in a rage.
She quickly turned around ready to slap me. Then she twirled around the room in a daze, circling around me as if I were a space creature.
Meantime, the staff was wondering what happened.
I yelled in Spanish….ese es electricidad statitica!!!! Again and again I recited to the staff what this phenomena was.
The waitress flit among the crowd, buzzed and curious to what the man with the shock gave her.