Created many years ago by Satan, Velociraptors(velociraptorus terroristus) roamed freely preying on young children and old people. one went so far as to attempt to kill the baby Jesus as he was being born. Luckily for America Stephen Colbert, George W. Bush and
Chuck Norris were present as the three wise men and witnessed the velociraptor attack and kicked the velocirapter back to hell, where Satan forced the raptor to walk on all four legs and grow hair, thus creating the first bear
- velociraptors killed the dinosaurs. if there were such a thing.
- velociraptors are plotting with the bears to hasten the bear uprising of 2012
- if you like bears or velociraptors, you are a communist.
- the liberal scientists say that velociraptors are extinct, but my gut tells me that they are in the shadows. watching. waiting for our children to wander away from their parents so they can sodomize and eat them.who will think of the children?
- there is a commun illness among humans called; raptoritis. It causes a regular human to transform involentarily into a veloceraptor when aggrivated.
Important dates Edit
- velociraptor awareness day - April 18th. on this day, you should remember those who have been killed by velociraptors, watch your children closely, make a floor plan of your house(complete with emergency escape routes), and warn your neighbors about possible velociraptor entry points(picture windows, screen doors, sliding doors, any doors that aren't locked, garages, and chimneys)