ever had the urge to loose control when ordering
that burrito or burger and drink combo?
1. Ask for last months specials.
2. Place your order in three different languages
if you don't know any, make them up.
3. When they repeat your order totally change
it. Repeat as desired.
4. Order a whopper from McDonalds, when they say
they don't have whoppers insist that they do. If
they still argue demand to see a manager then
when you talk to them order a normal meal and
say i don't know what's up with kids these days.
5. Go to any burger joint and order Chinese.
6. When ordering in the drive through, ask if
its happy hour on draft beer.
7. In summer turn stereo up full volume to
Christmas music while ordering in drive through.
8. Drive in the drive through, park, then go
inside and order.
9. Go through the drive through in reverse,
10. Wait for the busiest time of day, after
paying get out of car, get jack out of trunk and
proceed to rotate tires.
11. Check oil in drive through, possibly touch
up the windscreen with some glass cleaner.
12. Walk up to drive through window with hands
in the air like your holding onto a steering
13. Go through drive through and ask for
directions to the place you're at.
14. Go through drive through naked, excluding
the rabbit slippers of course!
15. Go inside and ask in a load voice if they
got rid of the Ebola problems they've been
16. Argue with your passenger (that's not there)
and continue until you pay.
17. When they ask if that will be all tell them
to hold on, your dog won't make up his mind.
18. After eating half your meal return it and
say you got the wrong thing and ask for a
19. As you're pulling away and they say "Have a
nice day!" (with that retarded smile) put the
car in reverse and ask them what the hell that's
supposed to mean.
20. Order something from one fast food place
then go to another drive through when they give
you your food take one bite and say "No thank
this tastes better (pointing to bag from other
place), may i have my money back."
21. Play name that tune with person taking the
22. Pretend your deaf and order in sign
23. Go through
Taco Bell order the 7 layer burrito. When they
repeat your order ask if each layer of the
burrito is sold separately.
24. When they ask how you are today proceed by
telling them about your diarrhea problems, most
likely due to the burger you bought from them
yesterday and the day before that.
25. Go through a drive through after they tell
you to pull to the window drive past it and go
inside to get your order.