He runs like a castrated bull - David Campese is less than flattering about his old rival Will Carling.
The biggest sell-out since Gallipoli - Chairman of Australia's union Dick McGruther shows a wide perspective over England sending a weak squad down under in 1998.
The females and children are fine and seem to be perfectly normal human beings, but what are we going to do with this thing called the Aussie male - Austin Healey in diplomatic mode on the 2001 Lions tour.
The English are so arrogant. That's why they went to war in red uniforms. There is this cockiness about some of them that rubs us up the wrong way - Australia No8 Toutai Kefu's historical slant on England's 2003 team.
It pisses me off that I had to miss so much of the game because of some crap like that - Kangaroo Craig Fitzgibbon reacts testily to being concussed in last week's first rugby league Test.
[The Bodyline tour] rankles to this day and is otherwise known as the longest whinge in sporting history - Simon Barnes hits back in the Times.
England boring? We're talking about a nation of people whose idea of risk-taking is to buy a ticket in the pools. Whose idea of excitement is to join a queue. This is a country where the liveliest sporting action is found under the staircase at Buckingham Palace - Australian journalist Mike Gibson shows his love of the mother country in the Daily Telegraph this week.