Once a month, employees will be allowed to wear jeans to work. However, the style of jeans must comply with strict office dress code policy.
As such, the following types of jeans shall be strictly prohibited.
JEANS DESIGNED FOR THE OPPOSITE SEX
JEANS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A NASTY BACTERIAL INFECTION
JEANS THAT WERE POPULAR DURING THE CARTER ADMINISTRATION
JEANS THAT COME WITH BUILT-IN AIR CONDITIONING
JEANS THAT MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE AFRAID OF BELTS