Your tips are as appreciated as Bryan LaHair. WRAP YOUR MIND AROUND THAT.
- The 10 worst moments in baseball history surprisingly don’t include the Cubs in any way. (HT: level5) Unless you include Sammy Sosa. Also, holy shit, I had no idea that’s what happened to Christy Mathewson.
- Ryan Theriot’s “incredible baserunning ability” makes me wonder why the Cubs ever let him slip away. (HT: Jim)
- I hate everything about the Bleed Cubbie Blue, but I’m linking this just so everyone knows what a rabbit-eared dipshit Al Yellon is (skip right to the comments so you don’t go braindead from his “article” writing style). If you wonder why Dolan loathes him so much, it’s because he’s an arrogant, self-important, no-nothing know-it-all. Al is. Not Dolan. Usually.
- This guy wrote the Prankster’s Bible.
- Lincoln had the worst bodyguard since- Oh, I don’t know. Let’s just say Kevin Costner.
- Blondest non-blonde ever? (HT: swaz46)
- NIGHTMARE FUEL OF THE WEEK: Are vagina flowers NSFW? (HT: saztronic)
- YOUR AWESOME OLD MOVIE CLIP OF THE WEEK: It took someone on the internet this long to notice that Back to the Future has a pretty creepy plot? That’s the whole reason Disney passed on it. WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?