From the Department of Undermining Massive Bruce (DUMB) located in Birmingham, MI, here's a handsome Porsche Carrera 2 wearing a not so handsome roof rack. For all of you potential Porsche owners out there, here's a tip: Even though an accessory exists, you do not have buy it and use it.
All we know for sure is that trike's a Volkswagen. We're hoping and praying that the Stig is behind the mask. Or at least the Hamster.
We're officially going to stop using the word "precise" to describe German drivers.
Our Schadenfridays are really turning into Zen-type moments of, uh, Zen. We can't help it. Mamma Jalopnik said if we have nothing nice to say, say nothing. What is the sound of one post-punk auto-blogger blogging?
We... just... um... come on. Uh... ahem. OK, the weird part is that the lovely you see above did not come from English Russia. Other than that, our heads and senses of well being are aching. 78 grams of chest hair to whomever can correctly identify the donor car.