Family Guy Season 9 Episode 7: "Road To The North Pole" Quotes
I'll be with Allah soon...Santa
You ever try to make an iPod?Santa
Oh interesting, interesting theory Brian. Are you going to tell me Elmo isn't real? Are you going to tell me Spongebob isn't real? And Curious George?Stewie
Pooh: Why do you have such a negative attitude?
Eeyore: Because I've got a nail in my ass.
No one vomits at the North Pole, except for Santa's wife, because she has an eating disorder!Stewie
Stewie: Brian, why does the North Pole have black teenagers?
Brian: Um, uh, from Katrina?
Santa, now we've got a slight problem here because I've been rather naughty. But you're a business man, I'm a business man, I'm sure we (starts flicking dollar bills) can work something out.Stewie
I want a pet animal that's half chinchilla and half mink because I could call it "Chink" and that would be ok.Peter