Honey wants to know:
If dogs aren’t allowed in the park by the lake, then why do they have goose poop hors d’oeuvres all over the shore?
If dogs aren’t allowed in public restrooms, then why do they put that convenient leash hook on the back of the stall door?
If dogs aren’t allowed in human beds, then why do people’s legs, butts, and heads make such comfortable bolsters?
If dogs aren’t allowed to eat human food, then why do people drop so much of it on their shirts?
If dogs aren’t allowed to gamble, then why do we still have greyhound tracks?
If dogs aren’t allowed in museums, then why do they have such cool marble floors that can only be appreciated by someone covered in fur lying on them on a hot day?
If dogs aren’t allowed to eat out of the pans on the stove, then why do ranges include a warmed step to make the reach easier?
If dogs aren’t allowed on athletic fields, then why do they have so many balls lying around? Are they going to fetch themselves?
If dogs aren’t allowed to pee on the newspaper, then why do puppies get so much praise for doing it?
If dogs aren’t allowed to rule the world, then why don’t the humans who do learn how to snarl when someone pisses them off and shake off the insult without starting a war every other week?
Your Turn: What “no dogs allowed” rule has your pup puzzled?
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So check out the list of related articles at the bottom of every article. You might discover something fun.
And as soon as I can figure out how to set up an FTP account and update my .htaccess file (yeah, right) I should have all my links working again. Thanks for your patience.