While nibbling on her hob nobs and crouching in a corner of TheSpoof.com studio, a frightened and hideous Hilary Clinton took precious time out of her 'Hob Nob time' to explain to our journalists exactly why she feels the youth - teenagers in particular should be banned from public areas.
Apparently, Hilary Clinton was verbally attacked by a young boy in his late teens who was standing behind her in a queue at the not so popular Old Peoples Grocery Store (OPGS) in southern Texas. Mrs Clinton claimed that the youngster implied she was old, by offering if he could help her carry her groceries.
"Am I paralysed? No! Am I able? Yes! Am I old? NO! So then why did he offer to help! You know what, young people, expessially teens should be banned from all public places period."
In retaliation, the teenage boy smothered the politician with an array of abuses, ranging from comments about Mrs Clintons real hair colour, to punchlines about her V*****[this part of the story has been edited out for its graphic nature]
It was at this point in the interview when a TheSpoof.com journalist Duncan Whitehead called Hilary an old, soggy crumpet. The interview had to be cut short because of this.