The act of opening a container of apple sauce and pouring a line of it starting just below the belly button of a female, and going down until you reach just above the Vaginal Area and then licking the apple sauce off of the female slowly in the same sequence in which the apple sauce was applied. This is usually followed by performing oral sex on the female.
Person 1: Dude, Kate came over to my house last night when my parents weren't home.
Person 2: Did you get some from her?
Person 1: Hell Yeah we made out then i totally apple sauced her.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: It was great I used Strawberry. Delicious
To be completly terrible at something, to not excel in any form. It may refer to someones skill at a certain subject, action, sport, or game. However it is often used to describe someones total lack of skill at games such as Madden 12, call of duty, or possibly mario cart. This phrase is also comparable to Ass Milk and Trash Sauce.
Robert: Dude, your getting your ass kicked.
Brad: Its because Tim Tebow is a shit quarterback you ass hole.
Robert: Dont make excuses man, your just Garbage Poop.
A person who plays a football video game and purposely plays the game to make himself look good. This is usually done in either the franchise or season mode. It could also be used in a game mode in which you create your own player such as superstar mode in madden or campus legend in NCAA. A stat Nazi will do something such as throw a 75 yard touchdown pass with 20 seconds left in the 4th quarter when they are winning by 35 points just to get their stats up. Also known as padding stats.
Person 1: Dude! My running back got 530 yards last game! Im gonna win the heisman for sure?
An Acronym meaning Way To Blunted Syndrome. Way To Blunted Syndrome (W.T.B.S) occurs when one smokes way to much weed at once and becomes stoned past the point of simple recreation. Being this high puts you in a sort of "White Noise" state. Symptoms of W.T.B.S include (but are not limited to) lose of feeling in face, lighting your cigarette the wrong way, suddenly realizing that the song you are listening to ended ten minutes ago, putting sentences together like George W. Bush, and getting excited because you beat your dog in a staring contest. W.T.B.S syndrome feels incredible, but due to the dumb decisions one tends to make while suffering from Way To Blunted Syndrome (such as mooning a cop) it can be dangerous to yourself or others.
Person 1: Dude last night I watched family guy on mute while listening to dubstep and cypress hill!