This ends in tears.
Well, that is the mark of someone who hasn't been there yet. I know what you'll sound like when you have.
Ok...so...start with the dishes over there and then start cleaning the windows
you can be mine, be my slave and do as i say
To be mine. To submit to me. For my pleasure
clean my kitchen
That would be a lot of fun even if only online. Any chance you're near the northeast coast of the USA?