Seriously though, everyone knows that if you don't eat bread then you don't have carbs and if you don't have carbs then you just pass out because you don't have any energy and eventually you'll wind up in the hospital where maybe they'll save you with a whole wheat IV and a Coke, a Diet Coke of course because Coke is bad for you. I know it's true, Dr. Oz said it was so. Amen.
And don't you know that running barefoot is just not natural? How do your feet deal do that without Nike's help, yo?