What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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Nom nom nom!!
The power of pussy!
Is this the working definition of "fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"?
It sounds like her vagina probably eats small furry woodland animals, and maybe even the occasional drifter.
this is both hilarious and disgusting
He's giving his pole WAY too much credit
And you ate her... That's fucked up!
I hate the seductive power of vaginas. They make the worst ideas sound good