The UK chancellor Gordon Brown has ordered the London Millennium Wheel to be given to the government. The 135m high wheel, the world's tallest, is also known as the London Eye. It has carried over 15 million passengers and by overcharging an obscene amount it has earned a ridiculous amount of money for BA.
Mr Brown has made his controversial decision because he wants the money for himself. Another possible reason is that the wheel will be unofficially renamed the 'Brown Eye', causing much amusement.
In other news, rumours are spreading that Mr Brown possesses a cloaca. This is a type of genitalia where the urinary, faecal and seminal passages are combined into one orifice in a similar manner to crocodiles. If confirmed, this could force Mr Brown to resign and live in a zoo.