I’ve just discovered our fourth-born child suffers from LBSCSDO, or Low-Blood-Sugar-Cranky-Butt-Disorder, the same dreadful affliction Marlboro Man and my other son suffer with. You can read more about it here. It’s a tragic condition that causes pain, suffering, and pissiness not only for the sufferer himself, but for everyone within a hundred yards of him.
Characterized solely by a violent deterioration of mood if food does not appear in the sufferer’s stomach in a timely fashion, LBSCBDO typically manifests itself in a furrowed brow, pouty lips, an increasingly shrill, demanding voice, and a generalized lack of contentment. And pissiness.
Treatment is limited to rapid administration of no fewer than two (2) glazed doughnuts measuring a minimum of four inches in diameter, followed by no fewer than three sips of Daddy’s Dr. Pepper. WARNING: High doughnut intake combined with Dr. Pepper during the early morning hours can lead to obesity, hyperactivity, and some really wicked diapers.