Letter to the Editor:
I can only imagine a letter like this:
Dear President Obama,
My name is Tony A. I am 7 years old, in 2nd grade and I study hard.
I am glad my mom didn't kill me. I hope you will use a Decree to save babies from being kilt.
You could make doctors who have a hypocrite oath to stop killing those who could have lived, got jobs and paid taxes so that you could spend more.
I know 20 of my age were shot in a skool and that is terrible but 1000s are kilt each day.