The Truth about the Octopus
If you would believe the mainstream media, octopuses are cute, cuddly
sea-faring playthings that want
nothing more than to kiss you with their oozy tentacle-stickers and do
your homework. These "spiders of the sea," the standard story goes, have
no hidden agenda- they want to stay in their tanks, learn tricks, and
eventually molt into beautiful silverfish. But behind their smiling eyes
and waving hands is an UNDERWATER NIGHTMARE far more sinister- and frightening-
than the government and its allies in the news media would have you know.
Imagine an animal that can come through your shower drain in a matter
of seconds. An animal that can squeeze through any small fissure in your
apartment walls. An animal only stopped by the lack of salt water in the
normal american household.
Read, my friend, read! And discover the STUNNING TRUTH about the octopus
species- a species which is half squishy, slimy cephalopod, half frenzied,
plotting brainiac: and all evil.