Oops! Forgot about my neat-o obligations from a while back.
The belated results are as follows:
In third place, Al Opecia's initially confounding but ultimately rewarding "All Lovecraft's work now available on easy repayment terms."
In second place, undeservedly receiving no stars in the writer's room but one which I particularly liked is flugelbinder's "Defra deny involvement in cull of Cthulhu."
However, the winner, for having so much word play in a single sentence that it must have been influenced by The Great Old Ones themselves was Dick Everyman's "Anne Summers launches new saucy dildo - the H P Lovecraft."
Over to Dick for the next one, as the saying goes.