Dealing with a lot of experts in auto-cranial-colonic integration these days.
You can do whatever floats your div.
geekzer: one who has grey hair and deeply skilled and/or knowledgeable in areas not understood by mundanes.
The act of farting at the same time as the dog.
An optimist assumes that an endeavor will be successful.
A pessimist assumes it will fail. A realist does not assume.
The realist sees (or, more correctly, doesn’t see) the outcome of an endeavor just as Schrödinger saw his cat, where the endeavor has both succeeded and failed and the quantum realities do not collapse until the end of the endeavor is passed.
This is why realists often accomplish more while suffering more stomach aches.
From my tweenage son (who saw it on Facebook):
Once a month girls should with the same warning label on games rated M for violence, language and blood.
If you find yourself falling and someone else’s life flashes before your eyes. Extra credit if it is the life of a fictional character because you don’t know anyone interesting, either.
Promotion Through Attrition. Watch how quickly people move up a corporate ladder at a dead-end company while their more talented colleagues leave for better jobs. A combination of The Biggest Loser and Last Comic Standing.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you ‘ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.