Whitney Houston Jokes
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock....
Hurry up Whitney, I need a shit.
Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.
Whitney Houston died just hours after being asked to be a judge on the next season of X-Factor.
Personally I think she made the right decision.
'It's not right, but it's okay'
...sings Whitney Houston's coroner as he slowly unbuckles his belt.
One Dies, Millions Cry. Millions Die, No One Cries.
The difference between Whitney's death and the wank I just had.
What's the difference between a council estate dead junkie and a celebrity dead junkie? About six million sanctimonious status updates.
What's the difference between a Diva and a diver?
Only one of them can breathe underwater.
Heath Ledger, Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston... Every time you go to the cinema or buy an album, you are basically directly funding their coke habits...
That's why I download everything... Just trying to save lives here - some would call me a hero!
Whitney Houston's funeral is being streamed live on the Internet.
I think I'll watch it on my Blackbury.
1963 : Whitney Houston
2012 : Whitney Houstoff
1958 : Michael Jackson
2009 : Michael J..
Actually, I don't like this game.