Carry On My Wayward Googlers: Political Distraction Edition
Once again, you don't need a license to breed
how to tell what trimester you are in
It's been a while but I believe you count from the first day of your last menstrual period
i looked different until i stopped breastfeeding
Yeah, that baby attached to the boob generally sets you apart.
how to raise a boy with no brothers
Stop at one.
weaning dr sears
No need to wean - just put down the book and go cold turkey.
things swallowed by toddlers
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, "Sorry, the ice cream store is out of ice cream."
my son penis is big
Oh why oh why oh why would you ever name a child Penis? And maybe you should stop feeding Penis so much junk food.
Kinda freaking me out
smelling friends moms feet
Better than her butt?
which is better flowbee or robocut
Something tells me you have bigger issues
placenta pot pie
vagina hurts when it cough
if your vagina is coughing, please get off the computer and seek medical attention
Challenging the premise that there are no stupid questions
whats the technical term for vagina?
Um...vagina? Too obvious?
men like small boobs?
I know, I was surprised too.
booger eater smart intelligence?
If so, you are clearly not a booger eater
whats the kind of things that come out of dog vaginas?
If I'm not mistaken, they're called puppies.
phallic kids drawing teacher?
I always feel bad for those phallic kids
where do you put a tampon in?
Generally the bathroom
how did the north carolina get its names?
Carolina was to honor Charles IX of France. Not sure where the North part comes from.
anyone tried innuendo for sex?
It's not as good but the clean up can be way easier.
sibling vulva differences?
Well, one is a person and the other is a part of a person.
why aren't eyebrows identical?
The majority of eyebrows are in fact fraternal
Why spelling counts
"...but I will do the dishes for you after rubbing your feet, my pregnant wife."
silicone verses latex nipples
tonight im going to part like its 1999
See also: Midwestern Hair
the bleeding hearts media
See also: Gardening blogs
beau chevaux hair salon
For your horse? Or yourself?
i need somthing funny to write one a bosses birthday card
"Dear boss, I deserve a raise. Happy birthday"
Sorry, can't resist
Mens room icon
quaker oatmeal tragedy
"And then the small, slippery grain spilled out of the box and across the floor killing two puppies"
gloria steinem hates feminism
Just like Marx hated Marxism. He was tricky that way.
Track #7 on the Red, Hot + Essential Organs compilation CD.
bras dent balls
That is a serious, serious bra
pesky unavailable callers from boa
One of the great problems of our day
boobs parasite creatures pregnant
I can only nod my head and agree.
I believe the proper term is mentally challenged tuna.
Why must you taunt me?
worlds longest ingrown hair
Argh! You search for this every damn day you freak. If you haven't found it yet, maybe it's just not on my blog.