Evil represented by: SATAN
Sir Dr. Lucifer Francis Günther Beelzebub, Lord of the Underworld, John Kerry, Keeper of the Keys, Beelzebub, Master of the Black Pit, He Who Opposes, Stalker in Darkness, The Dragon of Old, The Dark Goat of Midnight, Horned King of Misrule, Prince of Lies, Lord of Deceit, Betrayer Supreme, King of All Dooms, Painter of the Night, Lucifer Bright Morningstar, is the overlord of Hell, and is known for his boyish, friendly, and good-natured demeanor; his right-hand man is Stan, who is also his little brother.
Apart from his duties in the underworld, torturing the souls of the damned for eternity, Satan works as a crisis counselor while (at the same time) owning the South Pole brand of clothing. Because of the demands of his clothing business, Satan has been able to dedicate less time to being a crisis counselor and as a result, an increasing number of the cases he has handled have turned out poorly.
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