Lemieux needs to be re-done ala Robocop. Just keep his head and turn the rest of his body into a cyborg or something.
But then he'll be out with inflated circuits in his hip or overload of data in his lower back and stuff. Gee, what did Mario do to baby Jesus to get a curse like that. Methinks he burned crosses in his room when he was a kid.
I am having bad flashbacks after seeing Chey's name. Remember he dove across the net one time to try to stop a puck and could not get up, slid into the the right wing boards. Scary thoughts will not leave my memory!!!