Posted by SilentBobette at adsl-64-218-66-155.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net on March 17, 2003 at 08:08:25:
In Reply to: Things to ponder...... posted by Elorah Dannan on March 17, 2003 at 07:57:49:
: 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Probably the calf of the cow.
: 2. Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?
I wonder this, too- who wants to eat chicken fetuses?
: 9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
I personally find it embarassing for him to see my underware. Not that I want to turn him on with sexy underware, but I don't want him to see my granny undies, either!
: 10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
I think Disney says that Goofy isn't a dog-- he's a 'goofy'.
: 11. What do you call male ballerinas?
: 12. Why ARE Trix only for kids?
Ever hear the expression, "Trix are for kids, but Kids aren't for tricks"?
: 13. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
: 13a. I Super Geniuses are so smart, why does the obvious always seem to escape them?
Why doesn't he ever try the same thing twice?
: 14. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Testing... at least for me they are.
: 16. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Yes, yes it does.
: 17. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Disney Land, Euro Disney...
: 18. Why do the Alphabet song, and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Don't forget "Baa Baa Black Sheep".
: 19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
We may never know, since they can't read this question.
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