From the Austrian Times:
A Kazakh student was busted for having a 35-feet-long cheat sheet containing some 25,000 answers to a university entrance exam.
Officials found computer print-outs with potential answers under his shirt.
"If he'd put half as much effort into studying as he did into cheating he would have sailed through the exam with a distinction," said Education authority spokesman Bolatzhan Uskenbayev.
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