I agree with both above comments:
- get a lawyer
- the language is sloppy and not clear enough, and #6 is not realistic.
The problem with NDA's is that contract law isn't as simple as it seems, and just saying 'in no shape, way, or form' doesn't make that enforceable. The enforceability of a contract depends on the 'true' understanding of the terms by both parties, and that both parties have the same understanding (meeting of the minds) - that is very hard when the language is vague or simplified. Further, there are limits to what can reasonably be expected form both parties, and when it comes to NDAs there are a lot of grey areas to this.
Even a well prepared, comprehensive NDA can be hard to enforce - NDA's are notorious. So, a simple one that was prepared with no legal knowledge probably has very little value.