During a television interview yesterday, the President dispatched a fly with his quick, bare hands.
And the networks went nuts. Slo-mo! I swear they replayed the kill in slo-mo.
Not to be outdone, the poor Republicans tried to steal a sliver of limelight by asserting the Brothers Grimm were each contributing members to the minority known as the Grand Old Party. Remember “Seven with one Blow?”
In fairness, there may be some truth to the Republican claim that somewhere in Washington, a frog went to bed hungry last night. The tortured creature filled the night air with it’s low croaks: Cheneyribbit, Cheneyribbit, Cheneyribbit.
Careful. He will claim to turn into a prince if you kiss him. But that’s a lie.