Silence, forever in the dreamless dorm, where even the sounds of ticking clocks no longer vibrate through the empty space. The windless nights, where even the moonlight no longer illuminate in this dead zone. We have lost the way. No longer can the sailors find their purpose in life. The promised journey to a new tomorrow has been compromised, by a very deadly nemesis.
As the sailors look through the voiceless void known as “forums”, for any updates on the journey, they are consumed by scurvy. Clenching their fist, praying for the dawn of a new light to embrace them. The silence cold chills embrace them instead, slowly devouring the moonlight, their only small source of hope. But, even the sailors can dread so much, questioning their existence why the destination of Lime Odyssey was never given to them. Their faith slowly dies; even their shadows no longer exist in the moonlight.
But, that’s when it happened, their journey was met with prospect, the void was acknowledge by the hero Super Lime! This special lime was able to enlighten the faithful sailors to continue their sail and voyage to the Promised Land! Super Lime, together with the special holiness known as GMPaladin, was able to clinch the sailors with a new burning flame. No longer, did a chain of despair bind the sailors in an endless maze, where the time freezes. No, these new brave sailors would rise to be the new heroes, with courage in their hearts.
Together, the hero of Lime and his master, GM paladin, will allow the sailors to finally take arms, with swords and staves in their hands. The hunter will become the hunted as they burn away their doubt, putting their faith in Lime, slowly awaiting the promised date for their endless journey. They will obliterate any obstacle in the way, fighting the scurvy that once poisoned their minds. THEY SHALL ANNIHILATE ANY REGRETS, AND FACE THE PROMISED LAND WITH PRIDE
Of course, the Super Lime deserves an incredible theme song like anybody does~!
I wanna be the very best
Like no lime ever was
DUN DUN DUN
To stop scurvy is my real test
To cure them is my cause
I will travel across the seven seas
Searching far and wide
Every deficient sailor will understand,
The power of Vitamin C!
It’s the scurvies versus me
I know its my destiny
Oh, the scurvy’s been purified
In the journey we must defend!
A soul so pure
Our adventurousness shall pursue
You teach me, I teach you
CAN’T WAIT FOR BETA, CAN’T WAIT FOR BETA
* yes, this is credit given to pokemon theme song, i love them and couldnt resist making a parody of it in this post~ Hopefully i made it in time haha
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tofu?