Now we need to find a correlation with workplace productivity.
U.S. workers aren’t snorting as much cocaine as they once did. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that there is actually a shortage of cocaine in a number of U.S. cities.
Isn’t a cocaine shortage like saying a shortage of fire ants, a shortage of cancer or a shortage of mosquitoes?
Maybe U.S. workers are using just as much cocaine as they once did. They just have better masking agents when they go in for their drug test.
I have noticed a marked drop in the amount of cocaine being snorted in the offices of Clocking In. Though someone did set up a “shooting gallery” in the copy room.