"3 nuns and a flasher (adult)" joke
Three nuns were eating lunch together on a park bench when a male flasher approached.
He jumped in front of the first nun, opened his raincoat and she reacted by having a stroke.
Then he centered himself in front of the second nun, exposed his manhood and she also had a stroke.
He then repeated these actions in front of the third nun but she wouldn't touch it.
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