The result of an obese individual whose fat is so grotesque and exaggerated that it literally defies gravity creating a portch structure on their back region, in which various table items can be placed. The syndrome also known as hotel fat
may ressemble homeless German children and occurs dominantly in American pigs.
Symptoms of progressive Portch Back Syndrome may include but is not limited to: hippo wings, massive appetite, social alienation, fridge full of hot pockets, a strong resemblance to Rosie O'Donald, a tendancy to be a pedophile
and waddling walking disorder.