Glamour model Jordan/Katie Price - Monkey can never remember what she is called this week - has a bit of a rant about Closer, or "that loser magazine" as she puts it, in an interview to be broadcast on JK and Joel's show on Virgin Radio on Saturday. Apparently, the brunette/blonde is a bit upset that Closer keeps printing negative stories about her. "That loser magazine," she said. "I've never done an interview with them, I never will and I don't invite them to any press call I do so they just go and do that. That's why I don't invite them because they can't write the truth. It's like me reading about a different person." But in a mark of why she was this week named MediaGuardian's 83rd most powerful person in the UK media, she tells why she normally does her magazine deals with OK! instead. "Questions and answers and a nice pay cheque," she says. Can't say fairer than that.