Fifty-seventh in a series of real-time empirical observations
In the time it takes you to read this post, Matt Damon and George Clooney will have high-fived each other 3 times — one each for Ocean’s 11 and Ocean’s 13, and once for being, like, so totally smart that, were they to put their minds to it, they could easily solve the problems of world hunger and AIDS in a month, maybe two, tops.
— Which altruism will have to wait, of course. Because word is, Affleck has smuggled in a hundred or so Central American hookers, and he’s scored enough high grade coke, X, Coppola Cabernet, and little blue pump primers to keep the party going from Halloween through at least New Year’s Eve.
So world hunger and AIDS are just gonna have to wait, baby! — though, for what it’s worth, it’s the thought that count.