Half-and-half meat is brilliant; I plan to do that forever.
But, there’s a problem William doesn’t address (which also just so happens to be a hack). When you order that much food for your burrito the person wrapping it often has trouble and you end up with a split tortilla. If/when that happens, ask them to wrap a second tortilla around your split burrito. Now it’s double insulated, double protected, and, best of all, double tortilla’d.
(Via Kottke. Again.)