Aztec Challenge (C64)
Of all the mysteries of the ancient Aztecs, few capture the imagination more than their national sport of "Chase Mostly Naked Women With a Stick." From pictograms archaeomisogynists eventually determined that, yeah, it somehow involved chasing a mostly naked woman while wielding a stick, but how to play, and more importantly, how to win, were secrets lost to time. It wasn't until the discovery of an ancient Aztec videogame cassette that some light was finally shed upon the antifeminist entertainments of this once-glorious culture. Weirdly, the game doesn't feature much in the way of feathered-headdress wearing or domestic abuse. It does, however, upon completion, attempt to upload the player's name to an ancient Aztec database of probable sex offenders. Truly, there was much that they could have taught us.