A gentle robot named Ehud programmed this image to appear on your screen, thus starting Phriday.
Rabbi Satan slices his pumpkin pie in a similar sinister manner.
boethius is able to withstand crushing blows to his forehead. Try it some time.
Jedimastafez captured a childlike sense of wonder brilliantly with this startling masterpiece.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!