Skip it, steal an ambulance, drive it to Albertsons and shoplift some frozen food. From KFOX-14 in El Paso:
The complaint stated that after being cleared Valdivia was preparing to meet with officials from El Paso Mental Health and Mental Retardation, but that meeting wouldn’t happen. The affidavit stated Valdivia jumped into the parked ambulance, which was running, and drove off. That ambulance was waiting to transfer a 4-year-old patient with serious injuries.
The affidavit stated that Albertsons employees spotted Valdivia stealing food and that’s why they called 911. When they approached him, he ran. They chased him out where they saw him jump into the ambulance, but Valdivia would eventually end up in the back of a police car.