Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
Sun came out
with pipe of clay.
blew a bubble
stuck a rainbow
on one side.
The most critical moment in life.
When someone very special hurts you so deeply,
causes tears in your eyes.
and ask, “What happen”?
but you just reply, “NOTHING”
TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down
his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
JOHNNY: “Because George still had the ax in his hand.”
I always wished for a SPEACIAL FRIEND who'd be close to my heart.. It came true when i met YOU on ur speacial day I wish for you... May all urs dreams&wishes come true. Have a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY
“ PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER-
1. Money cant buy happiness but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle!
2. Forgive ur enemy but remember that bastard's face!
3. Help a man wen he is in trouble & he'll remember u wen he is in trouble again!
4. Many ppl r alive only coz its illegal to shoot them..
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then neither does milk!
6. Thr's always a li'l truth behind 'just joking'.. ;-)
What you don't like happening to yourself, don't do it to others.
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Bas ek Dil-e-Tamanna Rhi Use Paane Ki
Har ek Koshish Bekar Rhi Use Bhulane Ki
Meri Lash Se Lipat Kr Rone Dena Use Dosto
Badi Hasrat Thi Use Seene Se Lgane Ki..
Logon Ki Dil Jalane Ki Aadat Nahi Gae
Apni Bhi Muskurane Ki Aadat Nahi Gae
Afsos Faqat Mujh Ko Is Baat Ka Hua Hai
Unki Bhi Azmane Ki Adat Nahi Gae…
Happy Mother’s Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day
Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai
Bhula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai
Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi
Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai
The most important thing u fixed Was on ur day of leisure
Whn u fixed ur eyes on me That day I'll alwayz treasure.
alentine's Day special gift IDEA:
1. Ask your wife what she wants.
2. Buy online.
3. Enter Your In-laws address.
4. Select 'Cash On Delivery'.
Happy Valentine's day!...
Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
Others might have forgotten,
But never can I,
The Flag of my country
Flies very high,
Happy Independence Day
A true friend is someone
who thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows
that you are slightly cracked.
The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_