April 6, 2013 Leave a comment
Lil Fatass: Did we really need another zombie movie?
Yolkie: Hell naw. but they were at least trying to do something different here.
LFA: Finish this sentence for me: Warm Bodies is better than Twilight because…
Y: Because Twilight takes itself way too seriously. Warm Bodies knows that zombies are stupid and need to be made fun of. But the problem with both is that love conquers all. That’s a problem.
LFA: The world of Warm Bodies is one of segregation and military dictatorship, is this a commentary on the war in Afghanistan?
Y: Very astute observation. Terrorists just need to learn human love. In order to do that, they need to befriend a human and then find a common enemy, like maybe a shark.
LFA: Dave Franco is very quietly becoming a big star. Do you think this is warranted?
Y: Absolutely, my panties would hit the ground with a force greater than Thor.
LFA: The music in Warm Bodies seemed good, a little too good.
Y: That depends who you are. If you are a skinny white teenager it would be aces.
LFA: I just saw the Swedish House Mafia last night, it seems like if I was a zombie, that would be my zombie preference.
Y: I was there too, and I didn’t see many zombies there, maybe zero zombies. Just a lot of 19 year old kids with furry hats and masks.
LFA: I had sex with a zombie.
Y: How was it?
LFA: The zombie butthole is looser than you might think.
LFA: Nicholas Hoult, better performance in Warm Bodies or A Single Man?
Y: A Single Man, but it’s hard compare because that movie so much better and so many fewer zombies.
LFA: I thought the last scene in the film was an allusion to Fight Club.
Y: Interesting, I thought that it was a reference to the Berlin Wall, with Bonies as the new Nazis and the zombies are like the homosexuals.