What was hiding in the Easter Bunny's favorite egg? Squigly's Easter yokes! Here's a collection of our favorite Easter jokes and riddles.
do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
Q. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A. "It's been nice gnawing you!"
Q. How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A. He hires Santa's elves during the off season.
do you catch a rabbit?
a noise like a carrot.
do rabbits travel?
does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
kind of stories do rabbits like best?
with hoppy endings.
did the rabbit cross the road?
hopped he could.
do you call a bunny with fleas?
do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
do you kill a unique rabbit?
neak up on it .
How do you kill a tame rabbit ?
invisible and smells like a carrot?
do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
do rabbits eat carrots?
they don't want to be nearsighted!
Q. What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A. He cracked up!
kind of music do bunnies like?
does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?
Q. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A. He gets hopping mad.
Q. What do bunnies do when they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!
Q. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A. A honey bunny!
Q. What stories do bunnies like best?
A. The ones with happy eggings!
The Easter Bunny!
Ana-other Easter Bunny!
Mora Easter Bunnies!
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?!
(Sing) Stay on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, stay on the sunny
side of life, of life. May it cause you no pain, may it drive you insane, stay
on the sunny side of life, of life.
More Easter bunnies.
Even more who?
Even more Easter bunnies.
Car come and run over the Easter bunnies.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!