Author has written 10 stories for General, Life, Religion, Haiku, War, and Love."I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
- Tyler Durden
"…So anyway, she called it a clip, instead of a magazine!"
"Get your mind out of the gutter! I don't like company."
"I wanna have your abortion."
"What, kissing and telling already?"
With that said, I'm not a half-bad hand at writing if you get past the melodrama and the superiority complex. So take a gander at my pathetic whinging. That failing, if you get me a roll of duct tape, orange juice concentrate and some needle-nosed pliers, I can start a revolution in about eighteen minutes flat.