The WaPo argues that Obama's Nobel Not-Bush prize should have been delivered as a posthumous Peace Prize to Neda Agha-Soltan, who was killed during the protests in Iran. [There are at least two problems with that, as noted below]
That settles it - I won't be watching Obama's Nobel acceptance speech unless I am assured that Kanye West is in the audience.
THEY ARE READY TO TELL US THEIR SECRET - THEY NOMINATE DEAD PEOPLE: The WaPo went awry here. Apparently Nobel rules proscribe posthumous awards. I also bet they don't make a provision for psychic awards - Neda came to fame after the June 2009 Iranian elections but Nobel nominations closed on February 1.
Well - I endorse their larger point and am counting on Kanye to put in a plug for Beyonce or whomever.