Ode to Fifty Shades of Grey"
recently discovered a comedy verse written by
John Summers.It made us laugh as we could imagine
Adge singing it, and when we put it on our Facebook
page the huge reaction seemed to be in agreement!
So in case you're not on Facebook, here it is:
Ode to Fifty Shades of Grey' by John Summers.
missus bought a Paperback
down Shepton, Saturday,
I had a look in her bag;
...T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.
I just left her to it,
...At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…
her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor,
And then began to strip.
fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.
Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
struggled up upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said...
I must dominate her!!
if you knew our Mabel,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d muttered.
stood there nude, naked like;
Bent forward just a bit ….
I thought oh well, what the hell,
and stood on her left tit!
screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one!”
readers, I can’t tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of Grey.