Scientists are always looking for fundamental laws—patterns that can explain the way the world works in a nice, consistent manner. They find these laws in the conservation of energy, the laws of quantum mechanics, the flow of fluids and, now, the flow of urine. According to New Scientist, mathematicians have worked out the law of urination for mammals. Jacob Aron writes:
While filming at a local zoo, they noticed that animals of various sizes, both male and female, took a similar time to empty their bladders.
The team filmed rats, dogs, goats, cows and elephants urinating and gathered footage from YouTube of others relieving themselves. Combining this with data on mass, bladder pressure and urethra size, they were able to create a mathematical model of urinary systems to show why mammals take the same time to empty their bladder, despite the difference in bladder size.
It turns out that they all take an average of about 21 seconds to empty their bladders, nearly regardless of how big they are. There are some exceptions. Very small mammals like rats and bats urinate very quickly, in under a second, while elephants are big enough that gravity accelerates their urine so fast that they beat out most mid-sized mammals in the pee race.
According to the researchers, who published their preliminary results on ArXiv, there’s a good reason to study urination time. “This study may help in the diagnosis of urinary problems in animals and in inspiring the design of scalable hydrodynamic systems based on those in nature,” they write.
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