After months of beer bloat being misconstrued as pregnancy by literally every tabloid, we can finally reveal that Mila Kunis is actually pregnant this time.
Well, as “actually pregnant” as a source blabbing to People can be, but their sources are usually correct so…congratulations Mila and Ashton!
“They are both very, very happy. It’s still early,” added the source.
As for their wedding, they haven’t even begun planning it and aren’t going to rush their nuptials just because Mila is pregnant.
Basically, they are pulling a Jessica Simpson.
Engagement. Baby. Wedding. In that order.