- Trust me, I'm not an MCP; more not so in these swine flu riddled times.
- I've tried to keep the language as aethethic and formal as possible. The intention is not to demean/undermine.
- I intend to lampoon. (Article 19(i)(a), Constitution of India)
The weather's changing. Mercury is dipping slowly but steadily. Here I am, bamboozled. I fail to logically deduce whether its cold enough based on the physically visible evidence. Contradiction is in the cool (or not?) air.
Our counterparts with the absence of a certain chromosome are endorsing a certain plurality in their dressing sense hitherto unwitnessed by me. Their upper bodies are well protected by aesthetically appealing shawls, subtly suggesting the onset of my favourite season. But they also sport shorts in the south - quarter pants to be mathematically precise - equally suggestive of the summer heat.
I acknowledge my sucky IQ. But the given instance does defy all means of logical reasoning. Innit??