Tad Pole Gives Birth to a Cold
There’s nothing like kicking a guy when he’s down. Pollywog has been making fun of this debilitating disease I’ve contracted. Just look at the $10 words in this MSNBC article associated with summertime colds.
The rhino-, corona- and parainfluenza viruses that cause upper respiratory infections in winter are joined in the warmer months by a particularly nasty accomplice: enterovirus, which can cause more complicated symptoms.
With the use of these items and a team of NASA doctors I managed to survive what had to be the equivalent of birthing triplets. Even if I still smell like Vicks VapoRub.