All right. Imagine the coolest possible person in the world who could give Acts 17 a shout out. Then multiply the coolness by a trillion, and you're still not even close. I'll give you a hint. He's so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. He's counted to infinity . . . twice. He uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. The Dearborn Police are thanking their lucky stars that he wasn't there when they put their hands on Negeen.
Here it is.