- Infant high heels
- Short shorts for little girls that have "PINK" written across the ass
Sometimes people transcend stupid to some kind of meta-stupid, and they do things so stupid it's nearly incomprehensible.
I don't see a lot of burns because burn patients typically go to a hospital that has a special burn unit rather than to a trauma center. But I did see one gentleman who had sustained burns to his arms and face, and the paramedics who brought him in were chuckling to themselves. Turns out the guy was washing the side of his van, but he was having some trouble scrubbing some off some grease. So he chose a solvent that works very well for cleaning grease and tar - gasoline. WHILE HE WAS SMOKING. Now what could possibly go wrong?
Shockingly, the fumes ignited, setting both the van and him on fire. His burns were relatively minor, and he was treated at an appropriate facility. But I can only hope he learned something.
Now if only there were a way to outlaw stupidity...