Taylor Swift Performed At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show? The Taylor Swift?
If I had to choose the prudest person in the world to perform at The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, it’d be Taylor Swift followed by a nun in a chastity belt at a distant second. That said, Taylor does have an incredible body that I’ll never have sex with in a thousand years which was pretty much the central theme of the whole show. Also, this picture happened, so we can all rest safe and comfortably in our homes knowing Taylor Swift had to look at a whole bunch of vaginas Leonardo DiCaprio had sex with. Which is the truest meaning of Christmas if there ever was one. Back me up, Tiny Tim. Or sit there crying because you’re dead below the waist and this post does nothing for you. That’s real cheerful.