Clocks are everywhere
"Clocks are Everywhere" was a phrase often uttered by Kevin "Doc" Conod. Doc had been reading a textbook (it may have been an introduction to Geology textbook) and stumbled on the phrase "clocks are everywhere" in mid-sentence. He wasn't sure whether or not it was simply a statement or a dire warning. Just to be on the safe side he thought it would be wise to assume the latter and often repeated the phrase to warn his fellow Forumites of the impending unknown doom.