The proper "txt-talk" response when something is really funny and yet also sad at the same time.
Person 1: It'd be so ironic if Ringo Starr outlived the other three Beatles. He'd be all "I HAVE CHEATED DEATH!!!!" and then the other three would start haunting him. John Lennon would be all "You're such a git. I got shot, that doesn't count."
Person 2: LOLaw!!!!! Poor John!