Arsonists hot on the hooves of Gävle goat
That's the Swedish Christmas Goat that represents the annual battleground between those who would burn it and those entrusted to prevent that from happening.
"Private security guards are keeping the traditional Gävle Christmas goat from trouble this year, as arsonists almost got to the 13-metre tall straw structure before it had even been officially inaugurated."
Just a tip to would-be goat burners: in the movies they always ignite things from far away by using flaming arrows. I don't know if that shit really works, but if it does, the security guards shouldn't provide much of a deterrent.