The video starts off predictably with the typical twerking, jiggling, petting, and biting between girls that you’d expect to happen on a rickety bridge in the Amazon. But there’s so much more. You’ll see dancers with pink fanny packs, and a French maid scenario in which Nicki sprays a liberal amount of whipped cream on her cleavage. The rules of this video are no skinny bitches allowed, and it’s appropriate for work as long as you do the books at a strip club in the Rainforest Cafe.
Stick it out until the end when Minaj does a no-touching chair dance for Drake, who had the easiest job of all time sitting down to witness the star of the video – her assets. Minaj leaves him high and dry in a situation that actually constitutes the need for a bucket of ice. Is it empowering? Is it objectifying? More importantly, by your count, how many booty bounces?
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