Holy Bacon! I would consider taking a hit on the head just to get her on me! And she's got an amazing set of orbs, and gourds, and darts and jugs, jogging partners,sweater stretchers, traffic stoppers, Knockers, lung protectors, frost detectors,Ode to Joy, Whoopy cushions, Frontal lobes, Siamese twins,99 words for Boobs!
Where am I? Oh right, that chick from the woods I tried to eat. Ow, my head hurts. Why am I on a bed? Why can't I move my hands or feet? And why is that chick from the woods naked and climbing on top of me? Aaarrrroooooooooooo!!!!!!