The effect of dictionary on dinnerbyLiar©
My grandmother always says
there are no words
I tell you there are
for how very old
But there are,
I looked it up.
But I'd better not tell her.
It has a melody of something not-quite-green
growing along the rim of a petri dish,
and she'd just be Very Offended,
and serve her most famous soup
with neither salt nor the proper