Passengers on the Carnival Triumph, the ill-fated cruise liner that was without water or electricity for days, are now suing Carnival for unsanitary conditions on the boat, most notably being forced to defecate in bags.
But the latest plaintiff wasn't actually on the ship. No, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is suing Carnival for using the name "Triumph" without his permission. What will Triumph do now that people associate him with poop?
Check out a clip from "Conan" above to see Triumph and his lawyer Alan Dershowitz explain why he's filing the lawsuit. And tell lots of poop puns.