Microsoft is distributing Linux, the thing itself just is, you don't know it's Microsoft.
I still have two very comprehensive "Learn C++" VHS videotapes lying around. Presented by a bearded guy in a woollen vest, it's all very 1990's. It's about 4 hours worth of material and a very, very good and in-depth primer of C++.
I could ship 'em to you... but not in 48 hours. Also, you may not have a PAL-compatible VCR. Then again, who even has a VCR anymore?
great... this is really funny... then on the other hand why don't you just use some of those computers being able to handle the scart signal to digitalize it and email him?