Is uneffected by all the radioactive waste in Tennessee.
knows how to right clikc
had to ask what a cheese curd was
Enjoys 4+ somes.
has a triple digit IQ.
is a handsome devil
Loves riding his recumbent with a helmet mirror.
wants to raise an army of cute little children
wants to take over FIFA
Owns an adult bookstore...or at least enough materials to start one.
Has never entered a bookstore in his life, nor thumbed through one girlie magazine ever.
Only flosses every other tooth.
has a collection of toe nail clippings.
Has a shrine to Miley Cyrus in his closet...
poops in his boots.
Buys pooped in boots on e-bay
uses bike lube as chamois cream
Uses chamois cream for 'personal hygiene' reasons
can't stop telling the truth.