Three Up, Three Down
Zimm: Nats' 3B extends hitting streak to 28, halfway to DiMaggio's record. Word is, he also got to second base once in college with a Marilyn Monroe look-alike.
Strasburg: College RHP, projected top pick of draft, throws no-hitter in front of three Nats execs. Why so glum, fellas? Is it because the price just went up by about ten mil?
A-Rod: Yankees star 3B homers in first at-bat since coming off disabled list. The steroids, the Madonna drama, the sheer talent. I'm telling ya, someone ought to write a book.
Manny: Dodgers star LF suspended 50 games for using female fertility drug. Luckily for Dodgers, at the end of that suspension he'll still be in his first trimester.
Dibble: Nats' TV analyst offers solid insight, edgy commentary. But why does he insist on speaking French? Every other word is "oui," "oui," "oui."
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