1) Since when do three unnamed "sources" who, if they exist, have a clear axe to grind, become a major news item? Since the conservatives in America want to rape the working guy. Again.
2) Did I just blow your mind? DID I??????
3) How ridiculous are the folks protesting the Ground Zero cultural center? They've targeted Justin Bieber!
5) Two women have served a total of 32 years for stealing $11. Gov. Haley Barbour has magnanimously granted them clemency. So long as one donates a kidney.