Well, this is terrifying.
No, really. Watch the commercial above and then answer us this: Are you not deeply disturbed?
But, it's a commercial after all, and the folks over at Old Spice are known for their over-the-top advertisements that definitely capture your attention and start a conversation. That's the point. So, kudos, we guess, for doing just that. But the weird mom-stalkers singing their shrill siren song of praise about their Old Spice-using sons is, well, plucked right out of a David Lynch film, if you ask us. Watch it if you dare.