Artist: Cattle Decapitation
Song Title: Testicular Manslaughter
Ever had your gonads smashed by a ball-peen hammer?
Ever been forced into a vasectomy by and axe-wielding homovore?
Do you know the word pain?
You will when the mallot falls
Again and again and again and again?
I've a shotgun aimed at your testicles
To shred your testes and sever adjacent vesicles
Cold vengeance on a rapist
Immediate testicular shape-shift
Your manhood disintegrates and the stream starts to flood
A shimmering mix of spermatozoa and blood
Another human off the face of the earth
A new vagina to replace it's absence of girth
It rubs the feces on it's skin
Or else it gets the hammer again?
Through blunt castration
Repeated testicular emaciation
For your gross misconduct
The tables are rightfully turned
The urethra now a bile duct
The frayed ends of karma are burned
A gaping gash of reproduction
Seminal waste of testosterone that ceases to function
No longer of the male persuasion
Your miserable heap of disfigurementation
Brings thousands of victims vengeance and elation.
Sulphur and buckshot
Decimating your crotch