Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.
Q. Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.
Q. Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A. It stands between him and the First.
Q. Why won’t Barack Obama’s presidential jet be flight worthy?
A. It will only have a left wing.