Ok I heard this on a local radio station and thought with all the other silly/fun stuff here, why not this!
Here it is. What animals have you been bitten by and why?
-Parrot: probably remembered me teasing him about clipped wings...
-Turtles: they bite anything put near their mouth...
-Hamsters: they're demonic and quite painful
-Garden snakes: they bite when you catch em at first, then calm down
-LargeMouth Bass: don't hold the crayfish in your fingers too long under water
-StingRay: confused my bald skull for a giant squid in Cayman Islands
-Lizards: they make a fine ear-ring, tap their nose, they open their mouth, attach to ear, voila. Note to self, don't do this with larger lizards...
-Dog: while riding my bicycle up a hill, couldn't get away from him. Told the owner and was sad to hear that he put the dog down a few days later. Guess I wasn't his first bite.
-Goose: She didn't like me running down a trail apparently close to her nest, they can move quick! Bit me on my tricep whilst I ran faster!
-Cats of course, I probably caused it though...
Well I'm sure there's more than I can recall so, you're turn!