A humorous rant about bussers who take food away from diners too quickly
Jason Kessler, the Nitpicker, feels weighed down by the responsibility of eating the season's best tomatoes. Whatever will he do?
They're crowded, expensive, and underwhelming. So why can't the Nitpicker stay away from food festivals?
The Nitpicker has had it up to here with servers patting him on the back. He's not your buddy! Oh, why won't they leave him alone?
And all the other quasi-official "Food Days," too. Except, says the Nitpicker, National Pound Cake Day--he's looking forward to that one
It's ugly and it tastes bad. Why is it still on the market?
When did we sign a social contract that said bars could only serve fried, fatty food?
Show up after 10:30 and you're out of luck
It's an evil, evil idea
When strangers attack with full-on sensory overloads