Simply because doing it on top of big rig trucks isn't enough, Jean-Claude Van Dame has taken his splits stunt to outer space.
Alright, so this video of Van Damme as an astronaut doing the splits while balancing between two satellites isn't real, but it's awesome. It was created by Youtube user Linh Mai and proves Van Damme should have been considered for the cast of "Gravity," if nothing else. Can George Clooney do this?
Now someone needs to Kickstart actually sending him to space to recreate the parody.
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