** No matter the question, duct tape is ALWAYS the answer.
** I'm apparently a "lame" fort builder.
** There are so many hot World Cup soccer players and so little time to drool over them.
** Sitting down for more than two seconds is evidently a crime.
** I'm a mom, after all.
** If you eat a giant cupcake with your eyes closed, the calories are all erased. (Right? RIGHT???!!!)
** I wouldn't recognize a dull moment if it came up and punched me in the face.
** Gloomy skies and laziness clearly go hand in hand.
** There's always gotta be that one kid who's the MASTER of stopping up your damn toilet.
** Steamed brussel sprouts smell like steamed ass.
** Just because you tell your kids something 9,999 times does not mean that they'll listen.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>