Honky tonk is your preferred dancing and piano playing style this month.
Jupiter and Saturn are both set to waft a celestial criticism your way during attempts at rapping - that bit when you just can't think of the next sentence? That's the influence of Saturn that is... (Jupiter is just happy when you work the word boobies in somewhere).
Explaining things without using your hands is a test you might like to practice for some reason or other. What have the planets got in store for you? Handcuffs look highly starred.
Pets and smallish wild animals will provide moments of whimsy and pure horror in equal doses.
This month your destiny is being strange.