Why. WHY. Why are people trying to make pants the enemy?
They don’t need to start at your underwire. They don’t need to end at the top of your ankle bone. They don’t need to billow at the pelvis like they’re being inflated for an 80-day circumnavigation of the globe, unless you are a bowling-ball smuggler. Do not give pants a bad name OR PEOPLE WILL STOP WEARING THEM. And look where that got Taylor Momsen: A Fug Madness win and a public pubis. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.