Edwards SecertWards Secert.Edwards Secert by ErinOfTheCullenClan
She looked at them and a signle overweight tear spat out from her eye. How could it of cume to this? Bellr frowned at her two suiters and wantd to slap them a punch to thier smug litle face!
Bella cried and preyed for them. They had become fahomosexuals! They locked at eachother like hey looked and Bella before they gayed themselves! Edward stoked Jobob's cheap.
"Let's be togather foreva" He said, cooingly.
"Let's! And to cememnt our pertersion let me turn into a wolf becore we bum love."
And he did. And Bella looked on and she cried. y had this happened? Why has god alloud this? It wan't write!
As if to answer her preyers, a single white light shune down from clouds up in the sky on the gorunf. "Belle," It spoke in a cumforting, manly voice not like a fatter "I am sorry you fell in for mosex."
Bella ran up to and hagged the light, cting.
"Why god? Cannot you undo?"
God patted her soulder with his golden light. "No I cannot, Bella. It is not...OF MY WORK!"
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