1. Education level is inversely proportional to getting sex.
The less educated you are, the more likely you are to get some.
The more educated you are, the less likely you are to get some.
[It takes a brain to consider some things more important than sex?]
2. 15% of the adults in America are having 50% of the sex.
[I guess that one is true, given the number of elderly and the number
of married folks in America.]
3. 20% of the adults in America didn't have any sex last year.
[I guess "sex" is defined as "with a partner". :]
And, in the capper we have a reiteration of the 3% rule (+/- 2% error)...
4. 1 in 20 adults in America has sex more than three times a week.
Any of you folks know the original source of these statistics?
If the professor calls about the job, tell him sorry --
I had to go see about a girl.
-- Good Will Hunting