3. This animal cake that became more disturbing with each slice.
OH GOD WHY?!
6. This (dying?) baby.
SERIOUSLY, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? SOMEONE SEND HELP.
11. This very NSFL Cabbage Patch vagina cake.
OMG WHY WOULD ANYONE SUBJECT A CABBAGE PATCH DOLL TO THIS? ARE YOU MAD?
12. This cockroach.
No need to enlarge my mortal enemy.
14. This beheaded baby with three bananas.
What is this? Why did this happen? Can someone explain?
15. This cake that’s supposed to be E.T.
Phone home? More like DIAL 911 AND ASK FOR HELP.
17. This Harry Potter + Voldemort combo.
Avada Kedavra this shit pronto.
18. This baby shower fail.
No more baby shower cakes. I’m BEGGING YOU.
20. This sleeping pig.
Is the cake at least made out of bacon?
21. This life-sized replica of the bride.
RED FLAG RED FLAG RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, GROOM.
22. This Mickey Mouse cake with Princess Leia hair.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
23. This super disgusting litter box cake.
EVEN CAT LADIES DISAPPROVE.
25. This baby cake that is guaranteed to give you uncomfortable feels.
NO. EW. MAKE IT STOP.