The phrase “The customer’s always right” was most likely coined by some arrogant prick who believes that the world revolves around him, and uses that phrase to hide the fact that he is actually a self centered Douche Bag .
After having worked several years in the service industry, I’ve come to the conclusion that the customer is always wrong. What follows is a series of events that I’ve encountered time and again, which have led me to that conclusion and have ultimately inspired me to write this blog.
So actually, I’d like to thank the fat lady who brought in McDonalds and her 5 kids to sit at my table only to order a salad. Thank you Canadian family for your 2 dollar tip on a 40 dollar tab, Eh!! Thank you, Mr. Complaining Romantic for not making reservations on Valentines Day, and thank you Mr. Customer’s always right, for creating a slogan for the cheap, the spoiled, and the needy. . . . . . . . . .Now shoot yourself.