1. Why does Labour want to reduce the size of Teddy bears given as prizes in seaside arcades?
Answer: To discourage children from a lifetime of gambling. Story in full
2. Why has an entire print run of the Beano been pulped?
Answer: Because a cartoon character based on Thierry Henry, the Arsenal striker, might have caused offence to him. Story in full
3. Planning permission has been granted to build 17 flats in St Ives. What will they obstruct?
Answer: Virginia Woolf's view to the lighthouse. Story in full
4. Why has the prime minister of Barbados announced plans to turn the former colony into a republic by the end of the year?
Answer: He cited the possibility, however remote, of one day having to swear allegiance to "King Harry". Story in full
5. What tax deductions was a Dutch bank robber able to claim on his ill-gotten proceeds?
Answer: He was allowed to claim the £1,400 cost of the gun he used as a legitimate business expense. Story in full
6. What makes you fat, according to new research?
Answer: Fruit juices. Story in full