Who would do this?
Before: (some wag has put flip flops on the roof)
After: (environmentalists have tidied up the yard)
The environmentalists say:
As the sun rose over sleepy Helensville, we unfurled a truckload of
Ready-Lawn around the outside of National Party leader John Key’s
electorate office. Then came some pine trees, some one-dimensional cows
and a smattering of stumps. Finally a billboard went up saying: “Would
John solve this climate crime?”
(Translation: a climate crime is where you convert some land from forestry to dairy - i.e. chop down the pine trees and sow grass. It isn't a crime at all - in fact it is a pretty good idea with milk prices so high)
What is better: carving up some innocent grass and putting it over asphalt to wither and die, or cutting down some trees and growing grass for animals?