How to stay safe
How to stay safe in the world today......
You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths
occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous
physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to
be at any given point in time is at church!
- Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all
- Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the
- Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents
occur to pedestrians.
- Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of
all accidents involve these forms of transportation.
- Of the remaining 33%,
32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. Above all else, avoid hospitals.
Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during Bible
study is even less.
For safety's sake... Attend church and read your Bible...
It could save your life.