UN HQ, New York - The Middle East Quartet wants its money back and is suing Tony Blair for $50m.
It means his role of Piss Process special envoy is finally hystery after upsetting a lot of indigenous Kurdish Zoroastrians known as Yazidis.
This morning in Baghdad they burnt a poster of his rictus grin image claiming he fucked up their Obamacare tax credits in a sophisticated online phishing scam.
That resulted in thousands of Yazidi womenfolk being rounded up and kidnapped by militant insurgents who want truckoads of $$$s for their return.
Later Blair's Quartet backers at the UN, the USA, the EU and Russia initiated legal proceedings in NYC for the return of their money from the smooth-talking rogue.
Depositions filed before Manhattan District Judge Lewis Kaplan describe how Blair ran a corrupt racket as detailed in the 1970 Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act.
An initial trial date of 11 September has been confirmed.