I have a nose.
And I’m not afraid to use it.
Bed Hog knows being a mattress tester means a lot of pressure, long hours and even getting laid off.
But for Bed Hog it’s as easy as, well, rolling out of bed.
Call Bed Hog today! Not to be confused with Pig in a Blanket.
The farmer sat in his empty barn,
All alone one early morn,
Worriedly twisting a few straws of hay,
Wondering how he would last the day.
The fairy seeing his distress
Asked if he would like one wish.
The farmer thought while the hay still bending
And wished for a supply of goats never ending.
The fairy has a maa-maa-maa-gic touch, D. ByronPatterson.
Here at Cute Overload News Headquarters, we’ve just gotten word that Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, once thought to be a wholesome, honest enterprise, has actually stolen this cute baby gazelle. Details are sketchy, but we hear it’s Thomson’s gazelle, so it must belong to someone named Thomson.
I’ve just gotten a clarification: This is a Thomson’s gazelle. So apparently Thomson has more gazelles; maybe he won’t even miss this one. In fact, who is this Thomson, and why is he hogging all the gazelles, anyway? He’s probably engineering a worldwide gazelle shortage, which explains why Busch Gardens was reduced to stealing this one, and it’s all the fault of that stupid, greedy Thomson!
Images from Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, via BGTNation.
I’ve seen this one a million times! It’s my favorite episode!
Seriously, what does it look like? I can’t see a damn thing.
It’s like a Q-Tip with a mouth, Winn S.
I promise, that whole llama spitting thing is not true. It’s an evil rumour perpetuated by jealous dromedaries!
Keep your distance, Eric V.
What a charming notion.
The fresh air is getting to you.
“I was raiiiised, by a toothless, bearded hag!
(sing it Peeps!) But it’s, aaaaalllllriiiiiiiiiiiight now, ”
It’s a gas, gas, gas Laura!
“How about that. I thought woolly mammaries were extinct.”