Come for a drink, stay for a bite....
Flying Demons, Tequila Sunrises, Tabloid Scandals
What's a girl to do when she discovers she's the main course on the menu?
Hip, funny Milagro do los Santos thinks she's finally found love and a home at the California ranch of fabulous Oswald Grant and his urbane relatives, who have a rare genetic disorder that some call vampirism. But Milagro is bewildered when she's excluded from an ancient and mysterious midnight ceremony whose participants include Oswald's unfriendly parents, a creepy family elder, and Milagro's ex-lover, the powerful and decadent Ian Ducharme. What skeletons are the vampires hiding in their designer closets?
When Milagro's life is threatened by a rogue family member, she flees to the desert to hide. Instead of solitude, she encounters an egomaniacal actor, a partying heiress, a sly tabloid reporter, and a lavish spa full of dark secrets--all of which might help her find a way home.
Milagro De Los Santos thinks she's hit the big-time when a Hollywood producer hires her to rewrite a screenplay about a chupacabra, the notorious goat-killing flying monkey of Latin American lore. She finds herself in the town of La Basura, where strange things are happening out in the desert and even stranger things are happening at the exclusive Paragon Springs Spa and Sanctuary.