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'Moldova' is the only country that does not recognize the independence of Romania. Moldova is considered the world, except for Mother Russia, as Small Romania. Moldova name was stolen from Romanian Principality of Moldavia. Moldovans are known to be eternally angry and depressed because they are always confused with their very rich neighbors, Serbs. The greatest patriots of Moldova are Russian, Moldovan vodka they always appreciate a talk show and Ukrainian.
“ What is this? ”
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<code> 'ونحن سوف تدمر " </ code>
<code> 'If a water strip that it strips a man " </ code>
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Adevăru == History ==
'Moldova - mol. Moldova, rum. '' Bessarabia, Russian. Maldaviя'. The term Moldova appeared later and was adapted to the Romanian current form in sec. Î.e.n II, ie until the Daco-Roman war. St. archaic in Moldovan. Moldova form have or Moldoba Mol-drum is sometimes used locuţiunile Doba's Speak, or Country Moldobei Mol.
Moldova was the first founder of the Great' Mol (see article "Who dwelt
Statements like that Moldovans are Romanian historians of Latin and Russian propaganda and nation that Moldovans are of Slavic origin is an offense to the dignity Nation Moldova. Shameless allusions of sex lame Romanian and Moldavian Russian's flippant behavior that supposedly would be running hat dupe until Border Guard and drujinici rape shows a complete lack of education, taste, the mind and the seven years kindergarten. Moldovan-jeaga jeaga not flail with! Moldovans flail by force! Moldovans are of Italian origin, are not of Russian origin, Moldovans have no home, IAU! As testimony to the lack of original and ancient Greek chronicles Herodoct's stating that after the Greeks had finished building the Egyptian pyramids, Homer drove north through Portugal in Europe where they met a people - moldobenii ' ', the origins of which the Greeks can not say anything because of who did not ask, because in Europe there were only out of Moldovan Pannonian humanoid monkeys that Greeks unfortunately failed to understand, but which they say later about the Middle Ages, the union of these monkeys with Tatar-Mongols of the Golden Horde born Russian people. And Diogenes of Ikariam says that while Moldovans struggling with Alexander Molcedon defending them on the southern Romanian Dacia, the Russians jumped through the trees around the Urals. So, in this context, ideas of foreign specialists in the last two centuries are disordered, and nenujnice nevajnice.
edit Jeometrie. Moldova borders Debate
In chapter Geography meet the biggest debates in first. World renowned geographers have tried several times debate around Moldova with hammer and sickle, but they broke up, dug with the hoe and shovel pit but have not given from Moldova. No one claims that are outside Moldova as nobody knows exactly where they are. Yet throughout history because they were mentioned and even sometimes seen several times. In Latin inscriptions preserved until today in the Vatican stated that mysterious border of Moldova were observed' Julius Caesar Brutus in a 125 BC, and the king had seen Pecennius Niger II personnel as they move south along the Danube Moldovan invasion in Bulgaria who were going to steal buds, which they were dubbed' costoboci. Some of the buds took refuge in Italy and have matured in Capitolium, geese saved Rome Hannibal Lector. Based on these testimonies Professor Gheorghe Gheorghiu-Dej wrote scientific study "Gum Moldovan Boob Phenomenon or rubber borders" published at Amsterdam, 1859, which was awarded the Oscar. Dmitry Ivanovich Cantemir' Turkish composer Rusistan, mentions that he saw these borders, and even described them in his "Descriptio Mongolae' 'but remembers about by the side of China stretched. Napoleon Bunăparte he saw where he left, and Ali Pasha' Kiselev has seen and has not left. The historical chronicle "Letopizdeţul Moldavia Stephen's death until Zigmund Freud Great Sel" Stefan cel Mare wrote that he personally took up where Moldovan borders were and put them where were not around until the Teuton in the capital of the United <S> </ s> Pulon other side of Tatarstan and Crimea, suffered clistofobie grounds that Moldovan and see him sleep at night Vlad the Devil holding in hand a placard that said in large red " MOLDOBENI UNION </ span>". Moldova's borders have been documented in the later centuries. Comrade Michael Ribbentrop-Molotov claimed that boundaries were somewhere in the Prut river but does not specify exactly when they were on or under the Prut Prut. Vladimir Ilyich little claims that he had seen outside the Prut but does not specify which part ... While Moldovan Marshal Antonescu' John felt that boundaries were in Stalingrad.
edit Politolojie. Moldova Debate
Efforts of specialists to discuss even a Moldovan border was futile, and sometimes dangerous. Those who have dealt in depth the phenomenon of Moldovan and eventually resigned from academic positions arzîndu-and doctoral degrees in public markets Chisinau, Go-armored, London, and Tel-Opinion Moscvî . Others had to resort to psychiatrists in bunănevoie. The climax of all misfortunes was the language Professor Culinary AP Soup of the State University of Chisinau. Mr. Bors wrote a large library and poor humanity has left a mystery unsolved, namely: Was the pro-Russian Mr. or Mr. Bors Bors was counter-Romanian? Despite this my teacher wrote his last work "Moldovan Bors with goroh phials pastîrnac" and then committed suicide by hanging the door handle tie Department of Linguistics. Due to this tragic incident emergency was called The Board of Collective Membership Alliance International Terrorism (Shit) from Bruxelon attended by UN, EU, CIS FBI, [ [KGB]], IZRAIL and NASA. After discussions that lasted six months, to January 25, 2001, Shit decided to decree the following law, states: 'If new borders of Moldova из rezolved problem Gaudeamus igitur anazэr problem! " (Translated word-of- mot: 'If the border of Moldova is an unsolved problem to find another urgent problem! "). Council was on the ears immediately by U.S. representatives to the dilemma "The American people about their imagine what has been determined, but that is Moldova?"
edit Psychoanalysis. Yes and is Moldova?
Sorbonne University for 27 years made a lot of detailed historical studies based on Wikipedia Encyclopedia multilingual and monolingual Soviet Moldova seeking to explain the phenomenon and found that William Shakespeare the question was rhetorical " To be or not to be 'actually wrote about Moldova, and Microsoft has determined that Moldova has about 666 synonyms used in black magic. NASA requires that Moldova would be a nebulous constellation that appears and disappears at certain period of time around the Earth. Koreans believe that Moldova's Nirvana Hill, and the Norwegians say that it is mysterious Valhala hidden from the world. We believe that dogs would opine if so ruguma hemp.
In 2007 he took third place in Chisinau navagiu election, and Vlad Cioronin, realizing that there coil over chatterbox (I wanted to say to the rescue, sorry ' '), sucked a bottle of vodka alone, she put in a letter to followers, called his cap and shouting, "I will sue you, Gypsy" drowned ... Glass was later found at the edge of Balti's a gunoaeşte and the letter was deciphered and studied the University Olesco Russo. Although data are scarce, are of tremendous importance, a historic breakthrough: cioronică letter attests that rhyme existed and continues to exist. The word Rima was deciphered as the shortest abbreviation of the word country, while the longest is its abbreviation'' Republic of Moldova. Department of Geometry of Cahul sent Parliament rhyme magic formula: RM = rhyme = Republic of Moldova. In that letter he says political shipwrecked reigned many years of hard and that this rhyme Bardac ran from Hohleandia up to Mira. We have heard but Myra Hohleandia us put thoughts about ... Unfortunately the letter does not mention anything about the Roman Empire. With all these dead claims that was first and later RîMlenii rhyme or flood <S> </ s> all ceilalaţi. This historical truth is true! It can not be contradicted because at its base is the testimony of Stephen as the Great Sel "We all of us draw RIM", ie the Rima. Stephen Sel Mare eyewitness, Stephen Sel Holy word is law and constitutional law as it is known to follow.
About Myra almost nothing is known. King Roman Empire,' Alexander Cuza Ioanovici in his diary intimate written a whole chapter entitled "Mira - Moldova ghost" data in detail and finely written. But because authorities have identified the origin of the Romanian Intelligence Moldovan king Alexander was Ioanovici descornorat <S> </ s> descoronat, exiled, and his diary - the market's palace burned Cup in [[Bucharest] ]. King of the Roman Empire was called Rammstein Michael Hohlenzollern IV-Stigmaringen-Hyperion, a German citizen, grandson of Cuza. Rammstein IV Myra Michael described the language but could not be translated because Moldovans speak nemţăşte just as Germans speak Moldavian. He Rammstein Michael IV made the effort to learn Moldovan mistake learned from Romanian. Only last year was published folk ballad written by Miorita Druta titled 'di Şiobănaşîi the mountains with pink star headed " in which damages are given some vague information Mira. Mr. Miorita Druta Myra place in space mioritic of rhyme and the Roman Empire, which was enough for specialists in Chisinau Moldovanist magic formula to figure out # 2 of Moldova: Mira = MR = Romanian Moldova. Moldovanist Motherland Party Mommy (PMPM) addressed the Strasbourg Court of Appeals and filed a complaint on the day of Sunday, August 7 this year, against the Roman Empire in return asking Mira, the union of rhyme or Mira establishment Moldovan Empire.
edit Black Bogdani
In sec. XVI Sultan Istanbul Gagaturc Empire,' of Muslim Suleimari II century XIII organized the Islamic Crusade against Moldova and aims to Islamize by force and the Moldovans to circumcise them, ie to make Jews. ("Muslim Moldovan" sounds like nut wall, lol). This large army mysteriously disappeared three days after crossing the border illegally. It is assumed that only followers of these gagaturci are Gagauz Russian speaking another language because I do not know (if-all is Turkish and Turkish!). Budjek Baklavanov, newspaper reporter 'Gagauz şiobanlîk ", says that gagaturcii were firmly convinced that going to Moldova, only the third day at midnight when they reached Brzea-Poleanca-Me and have realized that Black Bogdani is suddenly gone. All Baklavanov Black says that Bogdan was even Moldova. Dilemma as a country can be and Moldova and Bogdan minds scholars long concerned with diplomas. Only in 2009 Mr. Michael Ghimpler having access to secret archives of the State explained that there were two rulers in the country working on smen: Stephen the Great ruled the day and evening Moldova turns into Black Bogdani the climb taburetca Stephen Vlad Dracula Bogdanovich. After these explanations no one ever asked how gagaturcii disappeared ...
Russo-Romanian triggered '1812 'and that continues until today, is called the universal history "Basarabian War". It was described in three trilogies bellicose 'Bessarabia I " Bessarabia II and Bessarabia. Wars". Russian-Romanian conflict causes are the etymological origin and land. Russians claim that the etymology of the word is St. Bessarabia. Paşarabia' pashalik derived from two roots and and arabia pashalik rightfully theirs because Rusistanul received a wedding gift from Istanbul Gagaturc Empire in 1812, and Romanians should have nothing to do with' Besarabia because they could be invited to the wedding because they were born later, while Romanians say the same thing but vice versa, and that derivative comes from pastures Paşarabia ' and arable and are pure Latin origin which shows membership in the Roman Empire Bessarabia and Roman Empire as it is known there since chaos and streams and then plowing the land manager's job not bear the budionkă (будёнкэ).
edit Planet Moldova
Planet Moldova was founded and populated by spacemen Moldovan. Dissatisfied Matrix thousands of Moldovans have climbed hundreds of ships and were lost in space. More accurate data are provided by the Moldovan aliens can be found and contact odnoklassniki.
In Moldova economy is economic. Although previously used to grow grapes in abundance and quality wine produced currently tart grapes to wine to oţătit, for political reasons because the sun shines only within Tiraspo 'lol' ui and Moldova produces vinegar.
However Minister of Agriculture of the Republic of Moldova Vasile Pingu, said that agricultural production is at a level so high that European Union wants to join Moldova.
During acute economic crisis government had great joy to resort to smuggling illegal transportation acts wholesale cigarettes in the European Union and Poland and has sold a large quantity of cigarettes along with their plane transported, including two pilots and three porters. Mahorgă illegal traffic brought its fruits in the year 2010 in Moldova pensions were increased by 4 lei.
Moldova currently engaged in selling used and rusty weapons in Arab countries with military conflicts, Kadafi took off to Marculesti as patron and landed in Chisinau McDonald's ... The government hopes that the Arabs will return shortly after the' najdacikă'.
Internally Moldova is famous worldwide because it has two national currencies, 3 flags, borders with Moldova outside and inside the country, and three presidents, all three were elected democratically. This not only shows high democratic values, but also political stability and even gives an example of clear and well defined as to appear before the public with some cowboy ciobeni and drink at the helm of state. Moldova is a multinational secular nation which respects all the rights of minorities - they were soon allowed to appear in public with a blue cap. Women, however, may not vote on favorite in European competition Eurovision.
Moldovan army includes about 12,000 individuals: 6000 and 6000 in the prison barracks.
Monsters == rulit in Moldova who until recently and here: ==
Petra Calicu, Moses Isaac Iacubovici Despot,
Carol II Magnus Wolff,
Moldova is characterized by a motley population of the world but not too much people. All, however, are citizens of rhyme. In fact, citizens of Moldova citizens can hardly be called that because alcoholism exhibit. However the Ministry of Education stated that Moldova does not drink in Moldova honors.
Known in Moldova two classifications of citizens:
The second highest rating category of citizens is formed so-called "' 'krutîe" which in turn are classified into subcategories as:
edit Are You Moldovan?
If you know you're Moldovan:
edit What is a Moldovan?
- I forgive you a beer.
- It tavarisi and Bratan.
- I rub a handful.
- It kapusta, EVRA and lava.
- He wants Bumer and Mars.
- It dances, disco and kalbaseala.
- It Calima.
- He goes to "strelca".
- Comes with marshrutka.
- Work for others.
- Until the cops come.
- A dictates
edit Grow up and AISI: