"Artistic Advice For Herman Cain"
Dear Herman Cain,
Next time you want to make an animated movie to speed us quickly through some complicated ideas:
You might consider hiring someone who’s actually visually clever, like the folks behind the Tale of the Three Brothers:
Or the introduction to Hellboy 2:
That, or having a narrative that actually holds up under scrutiny and has a direct relationship to real American problems. Those tend to pan out better in the long term than Sim City ripoffs and Pokemon soundtracks.