Your Facebook Status Updates Made Me Laugh:
It really gets my goat when a cab takes you on a tour of NYC instead of the fastest route because they assume you don't know better & you are immersed in your emails & don't notice. In other words, I'm gonna be late for everything today #DominoEffect
If you ever feel like you're having a bad day, just remember some adults have braces
The truth is that if you have a job that requires you to wear a name tag, NO ONE gives a fuck what your name is. #BeenThereDoneThat
On another note, if you were my earrings I wore yesterday, where would you be?
A guy at my deli this morning told me he keeps a 6 foot snake in his apartment and showed me pictures. Pretty sure that's not legal. And more importantly, what told him I would be impressed by this information?
People are saying the iPhone 6 is just TOO big. Means I will LOVE it.
You know the saying; Some things are better left unsaid? Exactly how does that work? #nofilter
When I go out, I'm gonna start asking people if they mind taking a picture of me and then just awkwardly wait for them to use their own cameras.