Dear Pwincess Cewestia...
Uh- hi... little filly.
Today I learned a lot
*sigh*...and what did you learn, random filly I just met?
Friendship is when you hug someone tightly for as long as possible until they finally get annoyed and try to pry you off of them.
Twily, my leg is starting to hurt...
Nothing an aspirin and a glass of water can't fix.
But you had three last night...
Because you held onto me so tight during that thunder storm last night your shoeprints still leave their mark on me!
I'm so sorry [Goes and tries to hug Celestia
GET AWAY FROM ME!