Guy Gardener wrote:
If one flattened a penis well enough, ironed it maybe, with a panini press or a waffle iron until it looked like a badminton racket...
Would these altered "men" be allowed to compete in the Olympics against nonaltered humans?
Ever hear of the Pain Olympics? There were videos of it floating around in the 90s (maybe now on the net). I never had the guts to watch it myself, but it's pretty much what you're describing and worse.