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(Next week: Once you go "brack," you never go back!)
Last time I checked, it was called "light brown." Stop trying to make "bronde" happen. You sound like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Also in hair news, my friend Kerry sent me a link to an article about how mullets are now outlawed in Iran.
"You see, we like to keep our parties in the front, and business in the back..."
In the photo above, this dude is actually showing off the hairstyles that are currently allowed in the country, such as the "Looking good, Mr. Kotter" (1), the "Totally Hair Ken" (or "Blagojevich Lite") (2), the "Dylan McKay in a Wind Tunnel" (3), the "Fat Kid From The Sopranos With Inexplicable Pompadour in Profile" (4), the "Hipster Milhouse" (5), and the "Corporate Eddie Munster" (6).