- Romney – Oh, snore!
- Bachman – Crazy.
- Paul – What’s this “Constitution” thing he keeps harping on about, and why does he think it’s relevant?
- Cain – If was running under “Herman”…
- Gingrich – 1994…only now his head seems bigger.
- Parry – See Bachman, subtract scientific literacy. (Yes, he’s in deficit…and I’d like to buy a vowel.)
- Huntsman – Inviable. As he steadily earns my respect, his chances diminish.
- Santorum – Ew! Why, Google? Why?!
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