Well, at least it is recyclable.
I assume you've seen the big wooden one that was built in The Netherlands. I guess it is more or less life sized, But it had to be built on barges or it wouldn't be strong enough to hold together. Of course that isn't something that we can use to prove the biblical one to be fake, its just that they don't know what technology Noah used to make his old one work. Or something like that.
Here is the Dutch one. He used glass in the windows for authenticity. And lots of steel. And he had lots of volunteers helping, so it only took 20 years to build. Which is a lot less time than Noah needed. The original, which, for convenience's sake, was built right next to a Home Depot, and sponsored by both DeWalt and Craftsman, may have been a bit cruder, but otherwise I'm sure the old and new ones are otherwise identical.