Take your iPad in the bathroom… like a boss.
Pretend to like European soccer… like a boss.
Coach T-Ball… like a boss.
Eat a Fiber One Bar… like a boss.
Call the kids the wrong names, get flustered, then make up one long word that sounds like all the names mushed together and call everyone that… like a boss.
Drink from the carton even though he’s sick and I asked him not to because I get yeast infections when I take antibiotics… like a boss.
Do dad stuff… like a boss.
I mentioned loving these cool squirrel grabbing at your nuts sweats a few weeks ago, and the rad ass people at CrotchGear sent me a pair.
Andy then stole them and wears them almost everywhere, including Target and to my mom’s house for Sunday Dinner.
I’ve never been so proud.