Okay, so if the world weren't fucked up enough a group called the Passion for Christ Movement has released a new line of t-shirts that proclaim how much of a sinner you are. Or were.
These fun anti-sin t-shirts come in seven delicious flavors. There's EX-Masturbator, EX-Fornicator, EX-Diva, EX-Slave (slave to your desires, that is), EX-Atheist, EX-Hypocrite and (you guessed it) EX-Homosexual. Huzzahs are in order for the new Scarlet Letter of 2009.
Let's see now. The EX-Masturbator became a Fornicator. The EX-Fornicator became a chronic masturbator. The EX-Diva became a stripper. The EX-Slave became a serial killer. The EX-Atheist converted to Islam. The EX-Hypocrite came out of the closet. The EX-Homosexual went back in the closet and became a hypocrite....? Damn, they need to come out with more flavors. Can I wear them all at the same time?
At least the t-shirts are soft and 100% cotton for the active Leviticus reader.
If your interest has been piqued, check it. http://p4cm.com/p4cm/store/launch
Watch the video, it's the best thing ever. NOT MASTURBATING IS COOL!!!