Jokes for kids: Australian
Australian-themed jokes may not always have the kids rolling with laughter, but as long as the punchline is delivered with enough comedic timing, these patriotic jokes might at least get a giggle. Fingers crossed!
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Q. What's a crocodile's favourite game?
Q. What's small, furry and bright purple?
A. A koala holding its breath!
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!
Q. Why did the emu cross the road?
A. To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Q. Why did the dingo cross the road twice?
A. Because he was a double-crosser!
Q. What's a koala's favourite drink?
A. Coca Koala!
Q. What do crocodiles call children?
Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. What animal can jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?
A. All animals, because bridges can't jump!
Q. Why do kangaroo mums hate bad weather?
A. Their joeys have to play inside!
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