Apparently it’s Pi day on March 14*, which means you get to eat a pie. But Americans do not understand what a pie is. That’s not a pie… this is a pie:
Real pies have meat, preferably with well-known common names like “beef”, in them. And you eat them with tomato sauce, thusly:
I once retraced my steps for around 5 miles in the US to get to a pie store only to find it was all fruit! If I wanted a fruit pie, I’d have bought Sara Lee at the supermarket!
* Or, as the rest of the world has it, 14 March, which means the real Pi day would be the 3rd day of the 14th month, Octonovdecember.