Well, Dr. Scholl obviously doesn't go dancing much, 'cause not often do you get a chance to see a pair of shoes that evoke dancing less than these... I can just imagine some unfortunate, delusional Dr. Scholl aficionado turning up at a club wearing these mules, then wondering why people are edging slowly away from her so that now she's the only one left on the dance floor.
I'm sure there are plenty other names beginning with "D", that would be far more suitable than "Dance Mules". How about "Damn Ugly Mules"?
Also, why does a pair of mules have a faux fur insole? When is it ever going to be warm enough for mules, but still rather chilly on the soles of your feet??
July 25, 2008
at 3:25 PM