Behold, Fedor Emelianenko in his finest role, playing himself on a Korean TV show. The situation is pretty obvious. Some guy beats up some other guy in a fight, guy who gets beat up suggests that other guy fight his friend, guy agrees, guy is horrified when the friend turns out to be Fedor. The fact that Fedor happens to be wearing a signature Fedor Emelianenko Affliction t-shirt during the fight scene? Purely coincidental. What, you thought Fedor wore something besides his own Affliction tees in his day-to-day life? Get serious.
A more literal translation of this scene, courtesy of Nightmare of Battle, is after the jump:
First guy: Wow, you’re pretty good. Why not take on my friend too?
Second dude in blue: Sure.
First guy: Just wait a moment.
(A bunch of the blue dude’s friends come in the ring)
Friend #1: Hey, you looked really cool!
Friend #2: Hey, who is he going to bring? What if he brings a really good fighter?
Friend #1: It doesn’t matter, our guy is almost a pro! He is going to beat up anybody that comes out! Who’s he going to bring? FEDOR?? LOL!!! (pronounced hyo-dor-ooh in korean, you can actually hear it).
See, this is exactly why whenever I beat someone up and they ask me to fight their friend afterwards my first question is always, "Is your friend Fedor?" If the answer is no, I consider it. If the answer is yes, I force myself to throw up all over the ring. Then I can say, "Sorry, I would but there’s all this vomit everywhere." In this manner I am able to avoid the ass-whipping and leave with my dignity intact.