Some of you may have heard of Michael Cremo. We wrote about him here: Michael Cremo — Hindu Creationist. He’s your basic, everyday kind of guy who knows about ancient aliens, Krishna consciousness, crop circles, pyramid power, creationism, etc. You know the type.
We found something about him in The Canadian, which describes itself as “an editorially independent and not-for-profit national newspaper.” The headline is irresistible: UFO: Aliens conceal human origins, teach Pyramid Power. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us:
According to Scholars like Dr. Michael Cremo and elders like Credo Mutwa, Creation and Evolution are two sides of the same coin. These theories have been implanted by the regressive aliens called Archons, as part of broader systems of alien implanted systems of organized religion; politics; economic development from capitalism and so-called “communism”; the entertainment industry; military conquests; education, and diverse others.
That sounds entirely reasonable. What else do they say?
The Archons do not want us to be aware of our true identity, because they believe that keeping humans ignorant of our true human origins enables the regressive aliens to mis-direct humanity away from our identity as beings of empathy, love and peace.
Well then we say: Death to the Archons! Let’s read on:
Dr. Michael Cremo claims that humans have actually de-evolved under the apparent influence of regressive aliens from a possibly more than billion year old human species of telepaths and have not “evolved” from primates, as transhumanistic “evolutionists” claim. The ancient Gnostics called these regressive aliens the Archons, which are demonic and result in we, as humans mis-directing ourselves into a path of planetary self-destruction.
Cremo ain’t no kin to no monkey. The article continues:
Dr. Cremo suggests that our human ancestors were humanoids, and were not ape-like, or the creations of “supreme Gods”; and also that our human ancestors existed in a higher level of consciousness, than the one which is promoted by our prevailing modern global capitalist milieu.
Ah yes, the elusive “higher level of consciousness” beyond our capitalist milieu. Here’s one more excerpt:
The irony is that, certain scientific findings support this claim that humans have devolved over a period of time. Contrary to popular belief, many scientific studies have found that the human brain is shrinking, and is not expanding as Darwin claimed. Other scientific studies also support Dr. Cremo’s theory of human devolution.
We were going to quit there, with a claim that science supports Cremo, but we can’t leave this out:
Both Dr. Micheal Cremo and Credo Mutwa suggest that we, as humans we de-evolved from humans who still apparently exist as “transgender” telepaths without strictly defined gender identity in a parallel “organic universe”.
We are descendants of transgender telepaths from a parallel universe! That’s so much better than a bunch of hairy apes.
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