It’s Christmas, the time of year when everyone is shopping. I got this email the other day:
We were doing some xmas shopping today and stumbled upon this. I made a joke about the IV could be used in the Lance Playmobil set. Then I noticed the yellow bike and it was even funnier. The best part is what is written on the side of the vehicle.
I can’t make this stuff up.
Just what every kids wants for Christmas: A chance to win the Tour de France seven times and gain the undying devotion of likes of Sally Jenkins (she wrote, “for the life of me, I can’t find the competitive injustice in his seven Tour de France victories”).
I’m not sure if the choking hazard is the toy or reading Ms. Jenkin’s fanboy prose.by