George Osborne was taking a walk in the country, followed by his three personal protection officers, a helicopter in the sky, and Mr Murdoch.
In a field he noticed something that intrigued him.
Why doesn't this cow have any horns? he thought to himself
He asked the local farmer why.
He answered: "Well sir, they can damage their horns so we usually keep them trimmed down with a hacksaw. You can also treat young calves so their horns never grow, and some breeds don't have any horns at all," the farmer replied.
The farmer continued, "But this cow doesn't have any horns because it's a horse!"