Sometimes the aim of a film is to distract we the audience from the fact that quite often, none of it makes sense. But just as often, events unfold within a film’s narrative that remind us of this, and of the reasons why we the audience don’t often bother trying this sort of nonsense at home.
This nonsense often takes the form of a plan formulated by the characters to achieve their desired goal. It could be a rescue mission, or a group banding together to fight a common enemy. It may be a survival strategy. Or they could just be stealing shit. While some plans are ingenious, others are poorly thought out. There’s ‘just crazy enough to work!’ and then there’s ‘that shit cray!’
The following plans fall into the latter category and comprise the Crème de la Crème (or Cray de la Cray, if you will) of the worst plans ever.