" Everyone knows what's up with pickles by now. If they came out with some new badass pickle, what's old pickle gonna do ,taste better? Why should I still care about old pickle!? Because old pickle tastes good to someone else? Old pickles taste like shit."
Everyone knows paper plates have terrible processing power. They can barely run The Bioshockerz (with a z). They couldn't process their way out of The plastic bag. Why, I tried to put one of these in my fucking RIG once and it just sat there and did nothing, a bit of smoke came out and something smelled like burnt but it was ok because of loli's who's Adam I stole to power things and do things like super powers are.
Pauper Playts uze BBC code to makes things like slanty lettererererz and big black thick leters n stuf. Everyone knows -REAL- programers use HTMANDLLETTERFONTARROWS to do the <code>PROGRAMINGZ/code> and pepper plights can't even use the BINER-BERRY to 1010010101001001010101010101.
Everyone knows that Interner Explorer 9000 is the [/i]BEST[/i] browser and no other browser should ever stand a foot chance thing of beating sucj amd asome piece of work.
Because I said so and stuff and things that have to do with the topic because MEME.