Know how to spot a man who is about to practice a long bout of autoerotic asphyxiation? Scarf or beltlike structure? Check. Kermit, Pikachu, or Jessica Rabbit sweatshirt? Check. Red hair? At any given time, 100% of gingers are hanging themselves to dingle their Lunchables.
This month's Special Geust Writer: The Internet's Megan Amram