What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year,
the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same
urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the
pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex
Ed class uses it.