There is something very important missing from today's comics world.
Now that Wundarr has "grown up;" now that the "baby-talk" Hulk is a thing of the past (although that seems to vary from day to day at Marvel); now that Bizarro doesn't seem to exist in the nu52; now that there is no Superbaby...
What I'm saying is, where are the big dumb strong heroes who talk like a comic book writer's fantasy of how children talk?
Well, friends, I have got an answer for you: Lu-Nar, the Moon-Man!!
Oh, and he's dumber than a bag of rocks:
He lives with a cabbie named Beansie, but somehow Beansie's common sense never helps make the situation better...
Did I mention that Lu-Nar was strong?
So, since the 21st century clearly needs a baby-talkin' strong guy, well, I nominate Lu-Nar. Come on, DC or Marvel...make it happen!!
From Wonderworld Comics #32 (1941)