I Don't Even Have A Bike And I Want One: The Predator Motorcycle Helmet
It's built on an actual motorcycle helmet so it's properly safety rated, but has been enhanced with a sculpted outer shell, a dreadlocks mullet, and even a tri-laser scope.
Optional add-ons include a carbon fiber outer shell, tiny metal spears on the ends of the dreadlocks, and even a hyper-realistic airbrushed finish.
Hey what are the dreads on a predator anyways? Is that just their hair? They don't have sex with them like those cats in Avatar right? I had to cover my eyes watching that smut.
Thanks to Brion, who agrees the coolest helmets are the ones worn by people being shot out of cannons.