As Chaucer wrote....
Ugly goes away when you turn off the light.
Fat hangs around and bugs you all night.
(I have to confess a weakness for the SKINNY tattooed girls of easy virtue, however. Girls such as the metalized cat skinner and Slutilda Southport used to drive me to distraction until age allowed judgment to supecede testosterone. That's why I gave up dating. You know how some women are attracted to total losers? I was always attracted to the sleaze-babes....THEN got upset when they acted sleazy. Doris Day never tripped my Trigger, but Joan Jett? Patti Smith? Heidi Fleiss? See? Even I had my failings until I became.....hmmm.......WONDERFUL!)
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