How would everybody like a fantastic new-couple matchup to perk up their Thursday? Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long are reportedly dating. Us Weekly says they've been friends a while and are stepping it up—very very sneakily. Awwww.
I know that "awwww" had so many dubyas, it might have come off sarcastic, but it is not. I love this particular hookup headline. Mostly because they both seem so normal, and funny, and like they can enjoy a walk in the park and a beer and wouldn't care if they never saw a red carpet again.
With that, I'll let them enjoy their lives, free of my totally unfounded judgments on what their personalities and chemistry are like. I'm shuffling them out of my imaginary kitchen like a very enthusiastic grandma who just wants them to spend some time getting to know each other. Here's five dollars for an ice cream. You two have a good time, now.