Why did he turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!
What did the cat see when he crossed the desert at Christmas time?
Nothing but sand and clause!
Why did the astronaut find bones on the moon?
Because the cow didn't make it!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
Why didn't the Teddy Bear ask for seconds?
He was stuffed!
There were 10 copycats in a car, one got out, how many are left?
None because they all copied each other!
What is the biggest ant?
What is a golfer afraid of?
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Just between you and me, there is something that smells!
What do you call something blue and furry?
A mouse holding it's breath!
Why did the bald man put rabbits on his head?
Because they looked like hares!