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The state legislature could not decide whether to fund the water control project or the all weather stadium. It was a no win situation. Dammed if you do, domed if you don’t.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
The weatherman who forecasted snow in July was a bit of a flake.
This weather blows.
Under the weather today… Good thing it’s nice out.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs.
When thunderstorms felt that they weren’t getting paid enough, they went on a lightning strike.
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