The Minsk Cow|
Date of Joke: Wednesday, 9th October, 2002
The townspeople did a little research and
discovered they could get a cow from Moscow
for 2000 rubles - or one from Minsk for
only 1000 rubles. So, naturally, they got
the cow from Minsk.
It was a great cow had a wonderful disposition,
and gave lots of milk and lots of cream.
Everybody loved it dearly. The people decided
they would mate the cow and get more cows like
it, and then they would never have to worry
about their milk supply again.
So they got a bull and led the cow and the
bull into the pasture. When the bull came in
from the right to mount the cow, the cow moved
to the left. When the bull moved in to mount
the cow from the left, the cow moved to the
right. This went on all day.