During the altercation between half of FC Barcelona and the other half of Real Madrid, Jose Mourinho, Madrid's trainer was caught on camera poking fun at Barcelona, literally!
He raised his middle finger and then poked it straight into the eyes of Barcelona's co-trainer, Tito Vilanova, claiming afterwards it was just a misunderstanding.
Jose claims he only wanted to stick his middle finger up at Cesc Fabregas because he thought he was over-acting when a Real player took him from behind like a combine harvester chopping up crop circles.
The red-eyed co-trainer from Barcelona is suing The Special One for poking fun at him, his eye and his team because Mourinho also claims that FC Barcelona play football like a bunch of fairies and can't take it when real men start attempting to chop their legs off.
The Real Madrid board of directors are slightly frustrated with Jose and will maybe sack him; The Special one doesn't give a "mierda" because then he will have enough time and money on his hands to fulfill his personal dream; succeed Sir Alex Ferguson at Man United.
And after all the Portuguese hate the Spanish any way, eye,eye, si, si!
Now that's a real poke in your "los ojos!"