I've worked every day for the last four or five months without a day off.
Seven days a week. Every week. Even the 4th of July.
I work. It's what I do.
But starting soon I'm going to start having one day off a week.
I was explaining this to Wifey and her friend.
So Wifey's friend asks what I'll do on my day off.
This is how Wifey responded:
WIFEY: "He'll probably just lay on the couch all day watching movies."
You know, because I'm lazy.