That uncle Steve who you see once a year, is actually some dude giving your mom the good in and out and as payment he has to buy you something off your list. You damn right should feel ashamed with yourself, making that list so big.
YTcyberpunkFeatured By OwnerDec 25, 2012Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Au contraire, m'boy. Santa is mentally challenged.
Many poor kids have wondered why he brings bigger presents to their rich classmates than to themselves. It's because Santa thinks that larger houses are occupied by larger people, and that smaller houses are occupied by smaller people. This may sound odd, but remember that he comes from a part of the world where there are different races of people who are radically different heights (like elves), and where the size of the house probably does indicate the size of the dweller. To him, it is perfectly logical.