To make it easier for colleges to screw women over, new federal guidelines make women’s civil rights an "opt-in" issue.
That’s right. Rather than requiring equal opportunity across the board, Title IX compliance can now be established if schools merely send students an email survey assessing women’s "interest" in sports. Non-responses will count as non-interest. Thus, women’s opportunities in school sports are equal to men’s only so long as enough girls remember to send in their survey. Lovely.
As far as I can determine, men are not required to return email surveys that affect their civil rights.
This is great! They should apply this method to everything. I know! Let’s make black people send in emails expressing their interest in not being slaves!
As soon as enough girls forget to renew their civil rights by email, state schools can ditch those pesky women’s sports programs and get back to concentrating on what they do best: churning out America’s supply of thickneck date-rapist jocks and the sexy cheerleaders who do them.