A simple, yet elegantly accurate, review of Elizabethtown: Ugh. Worst movie I’ve seen in a long time. Better referred to as phlegm than film. Bleh.
I mean could the acting have been any more contrived and over-the-top? Could the script have been more superficial? Could the southern stereotypes have been any thicker?
Warning: Don’t bother with this phlegm!!!!!!!
Favorite line: Oh please! A quote from this movie would be asking for a miracle!