The key word here, ladies and germs, is SHINY.
Me: Because nudity is a public offense.
O: But you look like a football player.
Me: You look and smell like an awkward, disheveled seventh grader.
O: But...is that a coathanger around your neck?
Me: Is that a metal rod through your head?
Demented and sad, but social.
And the lesson here is: Being sarcastic and soulless is the only way to get through wearing shiny things in middle school.
thrifted dress. american apparel leggings. gap skirt. converse.