New figures released today reveal that one in three people who drink too much inevitably feel like shit the following morning.
And apparently the other two don't fare all that much better.
"I like a drink or two," one man said. "But the following morning - if I overdo it - I feel like there's a little bastard in my head hacking away at the inside of my skull with a pickaxe."
A second man agreed.
"It's not just that," he said. "My guts feel like they're churning in a tumble drier some mornings, and I just feel really sick."
A Newcastle woman complained that when she drank too much, she usually found her knickers in her handbag the following morning. And felt a bit 'damp.'
But it's not all doom and gloom - the giant supermarkets such as Asda and Tesco have promised to stop selling cheap booze.
Hangovers are about to become horrendously expensive.
More as we get it.