Everyone should have a dick to hold.
We all deserve the freedom to pee like a man. Because even I, Lady T, have dropped my bossy pants and squatted like an unsophisticated and primitive animal. Don't subject yourself (or anyone else) to this unrefined, crude behaviour. When nature calls have a Lady Dick on hand.
The Lady Dick. An environmentally friendly, funnel-type device made for a woman so that she may stand while peeing, therefore maintaining her dignity.