My Killer Robot
I have a killer robot that makes me feel so proud.
Whenever I'm in trouble he always shouts so loud.
Leave my Daddy alone or I will kill you, he exclaims.
I should take him back to the factory but I want him to remain.
How could I get by without my robot back-up?
People in the city feel they should pack up.
Why should I leave my home and roots just because Mutants
have decided to loot.
The Government can't help they are adverse; some people say they are a curse.
I wish I could go back to 2095 when everything was so simple,
you could take a robot pill to get rid of a pimple.
How did it come to Earth War three?
It still baffles me.
Star ships came to help us move to an unknown world where
things would be approved.
The Alien-Bods are a terrible race they try to kill us at every place.
I pray to God to get rid of the Bods,
but all we get are more Mutant pods.
Our band of rebels is getting less everyone is under stress.
We need a leader like Genghis Khan but all we have is Jerry Macfarn.
He's not so bad but without his feet he can't really run, his life is now bleak.
He has robot legs which do as they please they separated at the knees.
His name is now shorty, his life became strife when Mutant s tried to grab his wife.
They grabbed her behind she turned around to find Mutants ogling her bits.
She tried to scream but no one was seen until Jerry came on the scene.
He leveled his laser-gun but the Mutant was faster by a ton.
Shorty was struck in the thighs it reduced his size but his courage never did falter.
What became of his wife no one knows perhaps she's a Mutant now?
I can remember I had my way with her but she was as a silly cow.
I remember Jack Crow he was the leader of our squad, he had a face like a ferret but a body like a God.
Alien-Bods captured him in Bose they cut off his scrotum and sewed it to his nose.
Now he is known as the Dick that smelled an unfitting tribute to a guy so swell.
I remember his wife she was as lovely as Venus, but her husband had a nose like a penis.
She left him flat, he then became fat with nothing but eat but garbage and crap.
He decided to attack the Mutants camp but he only got as far as the main door ramp.
A Mutant jumped from high on the walls and landed on his face and his balls.
Life was never the same after that, how could it be with a face like a t---.