1. When Madonna announced a visit to Enumclaw, the locals had to be prepared for anything.
2. Jane Fonda's dental hygiene fetish was tame compared to Ted Turner's bison-enema fetish.
3. Historians have mostly overlooked Annie Oakley's Obssessive-Compulsive Disorder.
4. "Thanks for the cleaning, but would please get your frakkin' dildo off my head."
5. It started with making out with the cat. From there, it just got worse.
6. And once they had finished their immaculate preparations, they completed their suicide pact by engaging a group of Lakota Sioux to drive them over a cliff.
7. The next day, PETA burned down her house for engaging in animal testing.
8. ORA --- "I'm your number one fan!"
Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan grew up knowing his mother loved the bison more.
Best of Mr. Right
Dr. McCoy attempts to obtain a saliva sample from Mr. Chekov after a strange virus causes the crew to begin mutating into a herd of bison in the never released "Star Trek IV 1/2: The Voyage Home on the Range."
Best of T. Harris
Andrew Sullivan found this pic mysteriously amongst his rolls of vaction film. "Damn the luck," lamented Sullivan, "usually these type of pranksters have the tooth brush shoved up their ass."
Best of Lyn
Ted Turner's Montana Grill uses only the most hygenic of buffalo - and that's no bull.
Best of sonicfrog
Cindy Sheehan has become such a diva, she has now hired someone to brush her teeth for her!
Best of Submariner
sonicfrog - I'm not sure or anything, but I don't think the buffalo will take offense. Once. But I wouldn't insult him that bad again if I were you!
In America, even bison have dental plan! What a country...
Best of Alex Stockwell
I don't know why Henry's complaining, he never comes near this end!
Best of Dusty
We gotta freshen our breath because Grandma and her cat are coming to visit!
Best of WALSTIB
Ever notice how pet owners start to look like their pets? I'm just sayin'.
Borrowed from the Clinton News Network, on a tip from Divine Miss M.