Miss Teen South Carolina was on the Today show this morning in a taped segment where she was given another chance to answer her flubbed question on why "U.S. Americans" are not able to locate our nation on a map. We think she did okay this time around (she made no mention of South Africa or "The Iraq"!), but she had a whole friggin' weekend to practice. Anyway, as always, Matt Lauer is the shit, and he gave her a pound after she completed her answer. We'd like for him to pound us, too, if you know what we're sayin'.