While their own show is still just a trashy TV producer's dream waiting to come true, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have made their reality TV debut on the US show Couples Therapy.
The creepy pair, who married when she was 16 and he was 52, join some other Z-list couples who we've never heard of for a spot of group counselling/screaming at each other in front of the cameras.
Because nothing fixes a marriage like going on a reality TV show together!
Check out the promo clip above to see Doug's furious reaction when a co-star calls Courtney "trash". Then try to hold down your lunch as he strokes his teen wife's leg and explains why he "couldn't wait until she was 21".