(WARNING: Lots of swearing ahead)
I've never read that book, but my girlfriend wanted to see the movie, so...
IT FUCKING SUCKED.
I can't believe how vampires are gay in that movie. Where's the badass Lestat or Vlad Dracul, AKA Dracula?
Man, Stephanie Meyer can be proud. She made a chick flick out of the most badass night creatures.
The epitomy of SHIT in that movie is the end, when Cullen SHINES LIKE A FUCKING DIAMOND UNDER THE SUN RAYS! I mean, what the hell, the sun burns vampires.
I'm fucking disappointed.