So the plot of Transformers Dark of the Moon is that in 1961 a ship carrying special Transformers technology that could help win the Cybertron war crashed on the Earth’s moon, was noticed by observers on Earth (in the US and USSR), who then had a space race to get to the moon and see what was there. Over and over in the film the characters refer to what was found (parked a few hundred yards from the Apollo 11 landing site) as being on “the dark side of the moon.” Now let’s set aside the fact that “the dark side of the moon” is a misnomer in most cases. What people usually mean is the far side of the moon because only one side of the moon (the near side) ever faces the Earth (because the moon’s rotation rate and revolution rate are the same — about 28 days). Let’s just ignore that, because assuming the makers of this film made that too-common mistake is giving them way too much credit. This is how utterly dumb this movie is. Not only is the crashed Transformers ship not on the far side of the moon — which we know because it was clearly in the Sea of Tranquility where Apollo 11 landed (on the near side) and because a major plot point involves shooting a laser from the surface of the Earth to the spot on the moon where the ship is — but it’s not on the dark side either, because in every scene we see on the moon at the crash site, it’s obviously lit by the sun!
This is merely intended to be an emblematic example. The dumbness of this film is too deep to contemplate. Seriously. It’s blisteringly stupid. I lost brain cells watching it. It follows a narrative logic than insults anyone over the age of eight. I hate Michael Bay for this. I truly do. Fuck that guy.