What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
What is the difference between a brunette and garbage ?
Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers ?
Because they can't keep their calves together.
What do you do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you ?
Pull the pin and throw it back at her.
What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom ?
That's a brunette driving through a flashing red light.
What's the difference between a brunette and a 747 jet?
Some men have never been in a 747.
How does a brunette turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.