Ayden prefers the hot tub to the pool, even on a really hot day. So the other day I teased him,
Me: Ayden, you're a chickenshit. Go in the pool!
Ayden: Yeah I know. But being a chicken is safer!
Me: You sound like Scaredy Squirrel!
Ayden: [palms up, arms outstretched] Does he ever die?