Tory party Conference
Well tomorrow is the big day, my speech. My warm-up men George Osborne and Boris Johnson have been, trying to pinch a few headlines.
George has reiterated that we will not have a mansion tax, imagine how our Tory buddies would shun us if that happened!
Boris called me a broom - a broom that cleans up the mess - bit odd, that sounds like a job for a pleb, not a tory toff!
Roll on the big Dick, aka DC, aka Dr Dave! Curing the country, that's what I'm gonna do! Must remember to cross out the bits that my speech writer put in about Cleggy.