IF you feel that a date with diarrhoea is imminent, then your kitchen could easily be the source of the problem. The Food Safety Information Service may be able to help. Its site at http://www.usda.gov/agency/fsis/pubconsu.htm holds information about most types of meat and how to prepare it to reduce the risk of contamination.
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