(Don't) say my name
You know the bartender, now it's tempting to let everyone know you know the bartender. Not a good idea, according to Ryan Gannon of New York gastropub The Spotted Pig. “I hate when people shout my name. Just because you know my name doesn't mean that everybody should. That's why bartenders sometimes will give you a fake name.” It's like PDA
or watching Top Gun
twice in a row: Of course you want to do it, but decency demands otherwise.