SAG Worst: Eva Longoria
What is the point of Eva Longoria? What is the reason for Eva Longoria? Is there a reason for Eva Longoria?
I don’t understand.
Like, this dress. This dress, the colour, this colour is for food. Some food colours don’t belong on a dress. This food colour doesn’t belong on this dress. I would eat it. I wouldn’t wear it.
Pageant fashion needs to die.
And the hair. Her hair makes Angelina Jolie’s hair youthful. The hair…
Does Ken Paves work in a small town salon? Is this where he services his clients? Because on which carpet, aside from the daytime soap opera awards, is that updo acceptable? Not even for a bride, you know?
Not even for a bride!!!
Put an end to the misery. Please. No more Eva Longoria. Make it go away. Make it stay on tv where it belongs. Make it learn from Marg Helgenberger.
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