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> Examine papers
The papers are all mundane business accounts, records, notes, and letters. You read through them all, but all you discover of interest is that BENSON purchased some "medicinal toxin" from a figure named "U-Gene". The rest are all letters from egg companies and flour millers, long lists of numbers, and notes on the order of a dart-board with something on it called an "Ouroboros".
> Take U-Gene paper