"There are no continuity errors in the Discworld novels. There are, however, alternate pasts."
: So, you're the one responsible for all the weird, nonsensical stuff that happens in our world, right? Sarda
: Yup! Thief
: Why? Sarda
: I am as old as magic and have ultimate power over creation. Do I need a reason?
"You really shouldn't make these things in quantities this large. If you end up with more than about 16 million of any given item, you'll lose the excess, which means you'll lose Meat. This is because of... a... wizard. Yeah. A wizard. A wizard who doesn't like numbers larger than 16 million."
Tycho: You told
him a Wizard did it
I don't know! I panicked! Tycho:
Why didn't you just tell him the truth? Gabe:
I DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!
: "Yes, over here, [...] in Episode BF12
, you were battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa, yet in the very next scene, my dear, you're clearly atop a winged Arabian! Please do explain it! Lucy Lawless:
Uh, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that... a wizard did it
Yes, alright, yes, in episode AG04-" Lucy Lawless:
"Remember that we're talking about
The Force here. At this point, Malak himself could drop out of the sky and I wouldn't bat an eyelash."
First things first. How did Soldier
become a public defender? Spy: It's a Long Story
, but chapter one: His roommate is a magician. Should I continue? Miss Pauling:
You know what? Nevermind.
Oh, what twisted threads of fate must've conspired against your poor, inhuman, heathen soul! Tell us your tale of woe, oh fallen beast. Monster:
Some jackass wizard did it.
"Also, another great mystery: he caps up the juice and puts it away, but the cap stays on the floor. Is sorcery involved? The answer is yes. This page was visited by the wise old Fuckup Wizard."
Now [Janosz] gets turned into a ghost somehow. Mike:
Maybe Vigo gives him magical powers to turn into a...a witch. Rich:
He's transparent! Mike:
Magic powers. He said that Vigo was a powerful magician. That is a line in the film. Rich:
He clearly turns him into a ghost! Jay:
Yeah, you can be a magician, but how do you make someone into a ghost? Mike:
Just "magic". Mike: (defeated)
Ancient...Carpathian magic. I dunno.
"There are two kinds of magic in the world: Magic as a force that can grant the wondrous... and then there's narrative magic. The kind where we get the classic phrase: 'It's magic we don't have to explain it'"
"This is the beginning of the automatic scrolling area, for no reason. I guess the local wizard was like 'yeah, I haven't done anything unexplainable by now, yep, let's tie up the loose ends...'"
"The audience just hasn't seen the adventure when the Doctor goes back in time and changes that detail."
how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts?
i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
cumber-bitches: ahh, makes sense.