Point: god created humans in their own image, so humans cannot possibly be animals.
Counterpoint: scientific evidence shows that humans are animals and are a product of evolution, as is every living thing on earth. Humans created their gods in their own image (which explains why these gods are so cruel, vicious and judgmental).
"The deluded, ignorant followers of Darwin believe that man is actually a type of animal," writes Edward Current. "I disprove this godless blasphemy with totally real facts."