-- If you're Sting, you should quit writing songs about space turtles, fields of barley, or whatever the hell it is you're singing about.
-- If you're going to demonstrate your patriotism in public with a chant of "USA! USA!", maybe don't do it at a pro-wrestling event when an Arab character takes the ring. Conversely, if you're the WWE, maybe exercise some good taste and don't bait the audience by appealing to its worst instincts.
-- Reasons No. 36-45 why musicians should give the pyro a rest.
-- As if you needed a reminder about how great R. Kelly is.
-- If Radiohead's album-distribution experiment works, they should pay royalties to this guy. How much in royalties? Why, however much they want.
-- Why did it take so long for someone to invent this?
-- If a 4-year-old can paint just like Jackson Pollock, does it render modern art obsolete? Even if it's a hoax? Either way, this story is fascinating.
-- This is not how you announce a sporting event.
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