There was a girl around here that we used to call "Put It To Me."
Absolutely freak-o slut that people called when they were really drunk, late at night, and needed a piece. She was actually pretty decent looking too, just a real headcase to deal with.
Anyway, she'd let guys do her anally, but claimed she was "saving herself for her husband", so she didn't let anyone do her vaginally. We always suspected that the "saving herself for her husband" story was BS, and she was just a freak that liked it up the poop chute.
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
- H. L. Mencken