Black holes in outer galaxies have been observed releasing ginormous amounts of fiery gases and scientists at the end of gigantic telescopes are convinced they are "farting"!
Adding a human touch to outer galactic happenings seems a logical manner for explaining these extraordinary outbursts.
Extremely nutty Professor Heinz Baked-Bean explained: "black holes devour everything just like Brits devour cans and cans of baked beans!" (idiosyncratic behaviour related solely to inhabitants of the British Isles) resulting in massive convulsions of the stomach and explosive reactions seeking exit through the arsehole."
"Scientifically speaking Black Holes are nothing else just slightly enlarged!"
The Professor also warned of appearing Black Holes in the vicinity, they not only produce massive volumes of deadly, fiery gases, they stink revoltingly, beware Mums buying Dads baked beans this evening!