Dear Mr. Boaling Ball,
I’m Katie from the 7/8 newspaper The Odyssey, and I’m writing an article on the new popsicle gimme some dickin’ sandwich and i crave the cock. If you could please answer the following questions and add any other information you think would benefit my article that would be greatly appreciated.
1) About when do you think the sandwich will be finished?
2) When did they start construction on the sandwich?
3) What’s the benefit of having aster-turf as opposed to grass?
4) What is the i crave the cock made of?
5) Were there any donations toward the project?
Thank you very much for your time, and when you are finished please place the information in Mr. Pillups’ box.