Given the bitch died by tripping over a chair, the dude probably saved himself a lot of headache. If that killed her, likely a hard night of sex or one of a thousand other things would have killed her eventually so he’s just dealt with the inevitable. Saves him having to wait 5ever for her to die.
^^^^demarke, I do cry everytime.
*flashback moment. I am sitting on the floor, next to my chesterfield*
“The grammar! It was innocent! It shouldn’t have been murdered like that!”
*end of flashback moment*