Scientists (actually a veterinarian in Texas) prove that Big Foot exists.
This is patent nonsense. Everyone knows that Sasquatches live in Washington State and British Columbia, not Kentucky. Plus, the Sasquatch-Yeti line diverged from the line that led to anatomically modern man some 500,000 years ago, not 13,000 years ago as these charlatans allege. If you want to know the real dope, buy my book.