Best of metalgarth
Him: "I'm gonna keep drinkin' till she becomes hot"
Her: "I'm gonna keep drinkin' till I'm brain damaged enough to vote for him again"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gah, this beer tastes like piss.
Best of Rodney Dill
Best of joshua
Oh, I've got one. A drinking game. Try postin a capshun at VK after drinking several of these. That word verifier, man. First, you try to think of something clever, you know, that makes sense, then it's like... what the fruck is a "stonsiff"? "Stonsuff"? What does that say??
Best of Spin
Barry's Thawtbubble: So this is where da white wimmin be at.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Man, this is a good beer," Obama thought. "You can really taste the arugula in it."
Best of jimmy
After yet another unfortunate gaffe from Joe Biden, Valerie Jarrett and Barry O are forced to retreat to their "war room" to "strategize".
Best of Jack Reacher
Standard Caption # 2613:
"Light, insubstantial, with no follow-through. The beer is okay, though."