The Big Bang Theory Quotes
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- Season 1 (+)
- 101. Pilot
- 102. The Big Bran Hypothesis
- 103. The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
- 104. The Luminous Fish Effect
- 105. The Hamburger Postulate
- 106. The Middle-Earth Paradigm
- 107. The Dumpling Paradox
- 108. The Grasshopper Experiment
- 109. The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
- 110. The Loobenfeld Decay
- 111. The Pancake Batter Anomaly
- 112. The Jerusalem Duality
- 113. The Bat Jar Conjecture
- 114. The Nerdvana Annihilation
- 115. The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
- 116. The Peanut Reaction
- 117. The Tangerine Factor
- Season 2 (+)
- 201. The Bad Fish Paradigm
- 202. The Codpiece Topology
- 203. The Barbarian Sublimation
- 204. The Griffin Equivalency
- 205. The Euclid Alternative
- 206. The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
- 207. The Panty Pinata Polarization
- 208. The Lizard-Spock Expansion
- 209. The White Asparagus Triangulation
- 210. The Vartabedian Conundrum
- 211. The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
- 212. The Killer Robot Instability
- 213. The Friendship Algorithm
- 214. The Financial Permeability
- 215. The Maternal Capacitance
- 216. The Cushion Saturation
- 217. The Terminator Decoupling
- 218. The Work Song Nanocluster
- 219. The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
- 220. The Hofstadter Isotope
- 221. The Vegas Renormalization
- 222. The Classified Materials Turbulence
- 223. The Monopolar Expedition
- Season 3 (+)
- 301. The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
- 302. The Jiminy Conjecture
- 303. The Gothowitz Deviation
- 304. The Pirate Solution
- 305. The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
- 306. The Cornhusker Vortex
- 307. The Guitarist Amplification
- 308. The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
- 309. The Vengeance Formulation
- 310. The Gorilla Experiment
- 311. The Maternal Congruence
- 312. The Psychic Vortex
- 313. The Bozeman Reaction
- 314. The Einstein Approximation
- 315. The Large Hadron Collision
- 316. The Excelsior Acquisition
- 317. The Precious Fragmentation
- 318. The Pants Alternative
- 319. The Wheaton Recurrence
- 320. The Spaghetti Catalyst
- 321. The Plimpton Stimulation
- 322. The Staircase Implementation
- 323. The Lunar Excitation
- Season 4 (+)
- 401. The Robotic Manipulation
- 402. The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
- 403. The Zazzy Substitution
- 404. The Hot Troll Deviation
- 405. The Desperation Emanation
- 406. The Irish Pub Formulation
- 407. The Apology Insufficiency
- 408. The 21-Second Excitation
- 409. The Boyfriend Complexity
- 410. The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
- 411. The Justice League Recombination
- 412. The Bus Pants Utilization
- 413. The Love Car Displacement
- 414. The Thespian Catalyst
- 415. The Benefactor Factor
- 416. The Cohabitation Formulation
- 417. The Toast Derivation
- 418. The Prestidigitation Approximation
- 419. The Zarnecki Incursion
- 420. The Herb Garden Germination
- 421. The Agreement Dissection
- 422. The Wildebeest Implementation
- 423. The Engagement Reaction
- 424. The Roommate Transmogrification
- Season 5 (+)
- 501. The Skank Reflex Analysis
- 502. The Infestation Hypothesis
- 503. The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
- 504. The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
- 505. The Russian Rocket Reaction
- 506. The Rhinitis Revelation
- 507. The Good Guy Fluctuation
- 508. The Isolation Permutation
- 509. The Ornithophobia Diffusion
- 510. The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
- 511. The Speckerman Recurrence
- 512. The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
- 513. The Recombination Hypothesis
- 514. The Beta Test Initiation
- 515. The Friendship Contraction
- 516. The Vacation Solution
- 517. The Rothman Disintegration
- 518. The Werewolf Transformation
- 519. The Weekend Vortex
- 520. The Transporter Malfunction
- 521. The Hawking Excitation
- 522. The Stag Convergence
- 523. The Launch Acceleration
- 524. The Countdown Reflection
- Season 6 (+)
- 601. The Date Night Variable
- 602. The Decoupling Fluctuation
- 603. The Higgs Boson Observation
- 604. The Re-Entry Minimization
- 605. The Holographic Excitation
- 606. The Extract Obliteration
- 607. The Habitation Configuration
- 608. The 43 Peculiarity
- 609. The Parking Spot Escalation
- 610. The Fish Guts Displacement
- 611. The Santa Simulation
- 612. The Egg Salad Equivalency
- 613. The Bakersfield Expedition
- 614. The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
- 615. The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
- 616. The Tangible Affection Proof
- 617. The Monster Isolation
- 618. The Contractual Obligation Implementation
- 619. The Closet Reconfiguration
- 620. The Tenure Turbulence
- 621. The Closure Alternative
- 622. The Proton Resurgence
- 623. The Love Spell Potential
- 624. The Bon Voyage Reaction
- Season 7 (+)
- 701. The Hofstadter Insufficiency
- 702. The Deception Verification
- 703. The Scavenger Vortex
- 704. The Raiders Minimization
- 705. The Workplace Proximity
- 706. The Romance Resonance
- 707. The Proton Displacement
- 708. The Itchy Brain Simulation
- 709. The Thanksgiving Decoupling
- 710. The Discovery Dissipation
- 711. The Cooper Extraction
- 712. The Hesitation Ramification
- 713. The Occupation Recalibration
- 714. The Convention Conundrum
- 715. The Locomotive Manipulation
- 716. The Table Polarization
- 717. The Friendship Turbulence
- 718. The Mommy Observation
- 719. The Indecision Amalgamation
- 720. The Relationship Diremption
- 721. The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
- 722. The Proton Transmogrification
- 723. The Gorilla Dissolution
- 724. The Status Quo Combustion
- Season 8 (+)
- 801. The Locomotion Interruption
- 802. The Junior Professor Solution
- 803. The First Pitch Insufficiency
- 804. The Hook-Up Reverberation
- 805. The Focus Attenuation
- 806. The Expedition Approximation
- 807. The Misinterpretation Agitation
- 808. The Prom Equivalency
- 809. The Septum Deviation
- 810. The Champagne Reflection
- 811. The Clean Room Infiltration
- 812. The Space Probe Disintegration
- 813. The Anxiety Optimization
- 814. The Troll Manifestation
- 815. The Comic Book Store Regeneration
- 816. The Intimacy Acceleration
Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
Sheldon: I really did think you looked pretty.
Amy: You did?
Sheldon: Yes. So much so that I started to panic.
Amy: Well you can relax. Just because you think I look pretty doesn't mean we have to spend the night together.
Sheldon: Were you hoping we would because it's prom?
Amy: I'm always hoping. But tonight, I just wanted to have a nice time with you. Maybe dance with someone who has arms.
Raj: We have to go over some ground rules about Emily.
Howard: Like when it turns out she's made of rubber, I don't say anything?
Raj: She's very real.
Howard: That's what it says on the box. Right next to dishwasher safe.
Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Leonard: Why don't you just tell her to leave you alone?
Sheldon: I did. I told her, I texted her, I sent out a very emphatic Twitter. I even changed my Facebook status to Sheldon Cooper wishes Penny would leave him alone. I don't know what else to do.
Leonard: Why should I do something? You're the one who introduced her to online gaming.
Sheldon: Well, yes, but you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in. If you'd just simply restrained yourself, none of this would be happening.
Sheldon: The Hungarians are just using you for dragon fodder.
Penny: Really? Boy, you'd think you could trust a horde of Hungarian barbarians.
Sheldon: Sheldor, back online.
Penny: What's AFK?
Sheldon: AFK. Away from keyboard.
Penny: Oh, I see.
Sheldon: What does that stand for?
Penny: "Oh, I see"?
Sheldon: Yes, but what does it stand for?