Someone always makes a fool of themselves, don’t let that fool be you!
3. Be careful when drinking with the boss.
See what I did there?
4. Because alcohol is not a reason to tell him how you REALLY feel.
7. If you CAN’T dance. Don’t dance.
If you CAN dance. By all means go to town.
11. Find the bathroom. Not the stairwell or nearest potted plant.
12. Don’t get caught making out in the storage closet.
It’s totally cliche.