Still, this quote from the new issue of Porter jumped out at me. It's in the text at the bottom:
I wonder what Lady Gaga sews. Does she have skills? Does she prefer a centered, lapped or invisible zipper? Does she pad-stitch? If she pad-stitched, would she wear the pad-stitching on the outside? Can a Singer handle a slab of meat? Feathers?
I don't know about you, but I'd buy a "Vogue Patterns by Gaga" pattern, just for the fun of it.