Category → No sex – No aliens!
By Frank Byronn Glenn — They had to do it! Not just because these things could easily lead to unimaginable, immoral acts, potentially resulting in outright foreplay — or even sexual intercourse. But also, because — aliens with sex glands in their fingers and lips, disguised to look like ordinary people, roam the countryside in Southern states looking for young people to sully! The inmates truly are running the asylum in Tennessee! Sounds to me like they might be ready for another round of the “Scopes Trial.”