In a last-ditch attempt at being young and relevant, Desperate Housewives witch Teri Hatcher attends the premiere of the tween-targeted Hannah Montana movie. So what is Teri doing here? Don’t ask me. It’s like RuPaul performing at the Super Bowl. Or R.Kelly singing at an all-girls catholic school. It’s just wrong. Just because Teri’s been in a couple of G-rated films (she was a villain in Spy Kids and voiced a character in this year’s Coraline) doesn’t mean she’s kid-friendly.