Mob News:Â Despite years of practice, angry mobs in the UK are still unable to spell the word âpaedophileâ correctly when daubing death threats on houses or cars.
âThe anger we have recently seen over Jimmy Savile is just a sad reminder that despite years of practice many angry mobs are still unable to spell the word paedophile,â said a spokesman for the National Literacy Association.
âIf you’re going to write a death threat in excrement on a car windscreen it would be better if you could spell it correctly.â
The Literacy Association suggests that angry mobs should memorise a simple mnemonic to help them spell paedophile correctly in the future.
âBefore going out we would like angry mobs to memorise the phrase âpeople always expect dinner on plates hardly in laps everâ. This will ensure the correct spelling of paedophile – you could also write it on your hand, but we appreciate it might rub off in the frenzied heat of the moment.â
Story: Simon Swatman