29-year-old Carly Houston was arrested in Naperville, Illinois early Sunday morning for disorderly conduct after she threatened to beat a cab driver’s ass and refused to pay the fare. When the cops arrived to diffuse the situation, Carly kept acting like a fool, so she was put in handcuffs and taken down to the jail house.
After the cops booked and fingerprinted Carly, they gave her a phone to make her one call. So who did Carly call? THIS BITCH called 911 “to report she’s trapped inside the Naperville police detention facility.” That really is the best. That’s like calling Time Warner’s customer service when your cable goes out. It’s a call to nowhere.
Out of all the people Caryl could call, she calls her own captors! If Carly called her dealer, I could understand that, because you probably need some serious shit to get you through a night in jail. I would even throw her an approving nod if she called Domino’s. But 911?!
Dumbass Carly was charged with theft of services, disorderly conduct, and making a false 911 report.
Just for the record, the police didn’t tase Carly in her left eye. She’s just making her “Ahz Bean Held Prisonr” face.
via Naperville Sun