Roseanne and Dan are called down to the school to see D.J.'s teacher because he refuses to write his homework on the board, and his teacher is concerned that D.J. may have a learning disability. Dan discovers that it is not because he can't do the work, but because he is at that age where boys sometimes get an involuntary erection, and D.J. is embarrassed to stand up. The family meets David's new girlfriend, Dinah. Darlene discovers that David is actually developing feelings for Becky. Written by
Lynne Boris Johnston
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Ah, you mean he's at that age where on a sunny day, he can be laying on his back and tell time without wearing a watch.
Naw, it has nothing to do with telling the time! I mean, the kid's getting erections!
References The Parent Trap