I think most of the people I work with think that I "worship the Devil" because I have several tatoos including a Baphomet on my arm. I have been asked that question more than once and my answer depends a lot on who is asking. If they don't have any authority over me then I say " yeah, something like that", wink at them and walk away. Now if my boss asked me I would give him an answer like "oh, heck no! Those people are crazy" because he is probably Christian and I would like to get another raise sometime this year.
I have given up on trying to explain what I really believe because once they hear the word "Satan" their ears shut out anything else I say afterwards.
They are doomed because they cannot even glimpse beyond the construct that their masters have put into place. Their masters are doomed because they believe in the construct they created.