5 Reasons We'd Never Date Imran Khan, The Actor
Imran Khan is set to star in yet another date movie (Gori Tere Pyaar Mein), but does that mean he's solid boyfriend material? In a word, no. Here are five reasons why we'd never date Imran, the actor...
1. Because Even If He Did Like You...
("Sure, I wuv you and all that, but wouldn't you rather be mere brother ki dulhan?")
He'd probably pass you on to his second-rate brother.
2. Because Man Hair Has No Ageing Effect On Him
Just like Edward Cullen, Imran Khan seems to have stopped ageing after he turned 17. Even if your friends stop asking why you brought your baby brother along, it's still going to be hard to sneak him past the bouncer without being stopped on a Saturday night
3. Because He's Perfectly Average
Which might work for Kareena Kapoor...
("Oh, what the heck...")
...but if we're going to have a Bollywood boyfriend, he better well be spec-effing-tacular.
4. Because He's A Mamma's Boy
Which means that she's always going to know best. Good luck managing to edge in a single word when they're having a conversation...
(...EXCEPT, when he's throwing a tantrum.)
5. And Most Importantly, Because He Hates Love Stories...
(You said it, sister!)
...And would probably insist on spelling that as 'Luv Storys', while typing out a text to you that read, "U lukd nyc tday :))))'.