Howard Stern had Emma the Amish Model on his morning Sirius radio show Tuesday. Â Emma is a young model who purports to be from Pennsylvania Amish country. Â At least that’s the schtick she’s using to promote herself. Â She appeared on the show in a form-fitting red dress that looked as if it were designed by Freddy Krueger — lots of horizontal slashes. Â But besides getting onto Howard Stern’s radio show and taking a few photos, just who is Â Emma the Amish Model?
It seems that Emma the Amish Model is one of the models being touted by the New American Pinup website, a site dedicated to the photographic art of capturing beautiful women in photographs and selling selling books of same. Â Emma the Amish Model was New American Pinup’s Girl of the Month in April (one of the reason Howard Stern had her on his show). Â She is also known as the Bubblegum Girl. Â Those pictures were of Emma naked, bottomless, topless, and in various poses using a large gumball machine as a prop.
Hardly Amish, wouldn’t you say?
But New American Pinup’s page of Emma the Amish Model posts pictures of her in traditional Amish garb, asking “Would you believe this girl is 100% Amish?” Â Since Amish is a religion, one with ultra-conservative values and the eschewing of nearly all things of the secular and modern world, the answer to their question would have to be a resounding ‘no’ after seeing not only the Bubblegum Girl pictures but also the entrepreneurial side of Emma the Amish Model.
She sells underwear (or New American Pinup sells it via her ad). Â Her underwear. Â She does it with a picture ad wherein she sits on a sofa, her salmon-colored Amish-style dress hiked up to just above her underwear, with an arrow pointing toward her nether regions and a her red panties. Â Above the arrow reads “Buy These Today” ($20). Â The ad even asks the viewer if they want to go “Double Dutch,” two pairs for $30. Â Then there’s the Emma the Amish Model’s “Shoo-Fly Panty Pack” for $39.99, where it invites the potential buyer to “get a whiff of Pennsylvania Dutch Country” and includes a zip-locked pair of Emma’s panties. Â (The necessity for the zip-locking is left to the reader’s imagination, especially with such an unfortunate name as “Shoo-Fly Panty Pack”.)
Since Howard Stern is known for his sexual curiosity, it isn’t too difficult to figure out why the legendary shock jock invited Emma the Amish Model to the show. Â But one thing is certain: If Emma was truly born Amish, she went wild during Rumspringa…