The Matrix! No, not the the uburbulous deprodication errebelously conceived by “The Architect”.
What is the accepted definition of the following words in the above quote?
None of those are actual English words. I'd say what is going on is that these are intentional "caricatures" of English words, used for humorous effect.
While this particular example is over the top for the sake of humor, this sort of thing is one way in which language evolves. So, don't expect to see "deprodication" in a dictionary any time soon (or ever!), but be aware that this same phenomenon occurs in less extreme forms.