Can mayhem happen in April?
If the speed limit sign say 45, why can I drive 55?
If the US gives guns to the Syrian rebels, do they have to pass a background check?
Why does my dog always bark at the UPS and USPS trucks? And why can't he talk like the Frontline puppy....
Why isn't iceberg lettuce, frozen?
Why do we only celebrate Mom and Dad for only one day a year, isn't that a 24/7/365 thing?
If you can heckle a speaker, can you jeckle them too?
How can I lose my car in a parking lot, if it has a GPS unit in it?