My Solo Sojourn Through Europe: Kelly Tries Life On Her Own®: Fill in the Blanks Edition!
Here we go:
I will definitely...smoke a cigarette backwards.
I may, unfortunately...attempt to 'rock' a beret.
It's only obvious that I...ruin various pieces of white clothing with red wine.
I will most definitely...accidentally speak the only line of French I know, which is "Vous avez un grand bout", or, as the Americans say, "You have a big butt."
I must...learn the French word for "lonely" and just say it, over and over until someone puts me to bed.
I must...learn the French for "Buy me lots of wine" and just say it, over and over, and until someone buys me a lot of wine.
It's possible I will...fall into the Seine on the romantic sunset cruise I am taking...BY MYSELF.
Hopefully, I won't...perish, Holloway style.
I will want...to stay.
But most likely, I will...go home and never be the same.
Chip in, if you'd like. Or just wish me (and Europe) luck.
See ya in a week.