Meet Richard. When he started his Web Page, he was a humble "student of Computer Science at the local Junior Colloge." But he continued his educational ascent, and now he holds "an Associtates Degree in Application and Web Development." It might seem odd that a graduate would have such trouble spelling academically relevant words, but it's much more mystifying to ponder that the man responsible for this site ever received computer training.
Among the bizarre attractions Richard's brutally primitive Web page offers:
Update: Friend to the section Eggert reveals what happens if you try to access the site from "across the pond." There's a way around his defenses, but it sounds messy; apparently, you must "fist disable the file."
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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