Evil Monkey: Wow.
Evil Monkey: I didn’t know…
Jeff: I didn’t know either…
Evil Monkey: That there were so many ways to kill a person.
Evil Monkey: Reminds me of that Billy Joel song.
Evil Monkey: You know–the one where he lists all the historical-cultural things.
Jeff: We didn’t start the fire?
Evil Monkey: Yeah, that one.
Jeff: This didn’t look much like a Billy Joel video.
Evil Monkey: Yeah, it was. Kinda goes like this “We didn’t start the fire./The aliens did./And then the predators came:/Decapitation/ exploding hook through the heart/ claw through the brain/ evaporating head/ nail gun through head/ spike through chest/ finger in the lungs/ bite head off/ swinging spines for fun/ they blowed them up real good, Ralph.”
Jeff: Nobody’s gonna mistake it for a biopic on Mother Teresa, that’s for sure.
Evil Monkey: “Fang through the eye/ knife through the spleen/ blade through the pancreas / unraveling intestines/ raindrops on kittens…” Hey, wait, I’m wrong–it’s not a Billy Joel song: it’s “My Favorite Things” from Mary Poppins!