1. "Can't Remember to Forget You." You talk smack about your ex, but whenever he calls, you melt into a puddle of stupid and forget that you're supposed to hate his pendejo self.
2. "Underneath Your Clothes." Who needs to go to work when you can just stay in bed all day, discovering new freckles and hot spots on your man's bod? That's what personal days are for, right?
3. "Why Wait." Seriously, Drake's YOLO must have been inspired by Shakira, because she totally gets how a chica needs to be fearless and go with her gut every so often.
4. "Shewolf." It's girls' night out and you're looking for a sexy beast to sink your teeth into.
5. "Loca." It's about that epic moment when you finally run out of effs to give about other people's opinions of you.
6. "Te Aviso, Te Anuncio." You text your man letting him know where he can pick up the lipstick-stained shirt you just found in his laundry: on the curb. Hey, at least you warned him.
7. "Did It Again." Why do you keep falling for sucios? Do you exude pheromones only detectable by cheaters and subway rats? That must be it. Finding the right one is tricky though, so don't fret. It'll happen, girl.
8. "La Tortura." On-again-off-again relationships are a special kind of torture and you're ready to put yours out of its misery. You've even considered mourning it by wearing black body paint and rolling around on the table. It worked for Shaki.
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