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ENG: But you know, I mean aside from that, you probably want to know why I call myself the god of the universe as well.
FOX NEWS: No, I wasn’t going to ask you about that. Why do you hate white people?
FOX NEWS: You seem very angry. What are you angry about? Why are you angry at so many different kinds of people?
ENG: First of all, I would just like to say that solipsism proves that my philosophy is that since I am the only consciousness I’m aware of, any solipsism must be real. Therefore, since perception creates reality, in both the quantum and relativistic realms, I must be god. So the only reason why — so if there is such a thing as god, then he’s me. Either worship me or, you know, forsake religion.
Just in case you’re wondering, here’s what solipsism is.