Forums poster StealthArcher titled his thread "Religious Games that you'd actually want to play," suggesting that most religious games aren't worth playing. Which, you have classics such as "Spiritual Warfare," "Noah's Ark" and "Bible Buffet" to consider, plus the ever-appealing "Zoo Race," and then there's "Zao Race," which is pretty much Zoo Race with a rad metalcore soundtrack. But it's been a while since any of those cool things came out, so it was time for the Something Awful Goons to restock the "media" section at the local faith-based bookstore!
Quantum of Phallus
Action Yak Police
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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