You Might be a Hockey Parent if You....
Have had to use a
grandparent to take kid #1 to a tournament because you were in a different
state with kid #2 at a tournament, and your spouse had kid #3 two states
away in a 3rd tournament, all in one weekend.
Can't compose a
sentence, or have a conversation that doesn't use at least one of the
following words: "elite", "select", "AAA", Nationals", "premier" or
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