The names have been changed to protect the guilty. (and because the person reads the House).
This is a paraphrasing of a telephone conversation I just had. It brightened my day, because its not often you get an April Fool's reaction twelve days after.
Hello Clare, it's Frances, how are you?
Good, I just got back from vacation, it was awesome. I've been reading the blog and I see you've got big news.
Your move, how did you score that job? Oh wait, I just noticed the date. Was that an April Fools' Joke?
Sorry, you know who you are.