So I get this recommendation from Lovegrove to check out Galadrial. In my mind, I’m thinking: Oh, great. What the hello am I gonna be readin now? Well, it turns out Ms. G. was a bit upset about men settin the rules for women’s you-know-whats. (That’s actually a really lame, brief and narrow summation of an intelligent and well-written post).
On my first read through, I figured this must be some crazy-assed Jane Fonda type. On my second read, I was drawn back to a favourite show…. I heard the lines in my head: “Oh, Zephyr winds which blow so high, lift me now so I can fly! Oh, Mighty Isis, Isis, Isis!” Dang! Television used to be so good. After Isis it was Electra Woman and Dyna Girl on Saturday mornings. I can still sing the theme song… Gah! Wonder if youtube has that! Let me see…. I’m off on a tangent…. What the hello was I talking about?
Oh, yeah. Talking about sex. The female sex. The uterus and its capabilities to reproduce. Three’s the charm for Kells. It kinda clicked on the third read. (Yes, I’m slower than most, but can we please keep that on the down low, as in so low you don’t know?) I’m fully aware of the number of men to women ratio in government at the local, state, and federal level. So, yes, I’m also aware that states are implementing some very interesting things for women to do in order to sidestep Obamacare. Personally, I think both sides are wrong.
I reckon it’s time for that favourite game of mine: What if?
1) What if you had a female Congress pass a bill banning Viagra and Cialis? (We find the following drugs to be most disturbing in that the virility of the male is very likely to impregnate the female).
2) What if you had a female Congress pass an anti-pornography bill? (We will not allow men to view pornography as studies have shown that their sperm becomes most active and is therefore a likely hazard for fertile women).
3) What if you had a female Congress decide your Dr. appts? (Because they carry the life seed, we have now implemented measures to ensure that men shall come in bi-weekly for a prostate and anal exam. The state must be fully aware of your virility. Hell, we can’t afford not to).
4) What if you had a female Congress tell you when you could procreate? (Due to lack of funding, any man earning $12k per year or less must set an appt. to get snipped. Just remember, boys; it’s for your country).
Look; I’m not for abortion. But I’m also not for an intrusive government. Oh, I almost forgot: