It's been a long time Kotaku. How are things? Have time for a chat? No, don't worry this isn't an intervention. You don't drink too much, really!
Why don't you drop in and ask me a question, I'll then answer and we'll proceed. Before you know it: Conversation! It's like magic, but without all of the Harry Potter.
Here are some suggestions questions to get you started:
*So.... E3 huh?
*Why is Fahey so very, very funny?
*What's your favorite video game?
*Is it true that the Kotaku writers, in times of need, can combine to form a giant blogger, capable of striking down evil with a right hand of Totilo and a left foot of Ashcraft?
Crecente is a go, if you're interested.