If your mom asks you what time you want to be picked up and you say 7:30, don't get pissy if she texts you at 7:25 and tells you she's there. That just means don't take your sweet ass time coming out to the car.
If your boyfriend breaks up with you and you cry to your mom, DON'T let her call your now ex-boyfriend's mom and complain. You will be laughed at by everyone.
If you are the ex boyfriend's mom, don't make your son write a letter explaining why he's breaking up. He's 16, that's what they do.
If your talking to someone at work and they keep asking you what? did you say? they are probably tuning you out because your annoying.
If you take a nasty stinky dump please close the door, light a match, a candle, say a prayer. SOMETHING.
If you are going to go see Sex In The City 2, DON'T. Wait for the $1 movie boxes or netflix or whatever.
If you have a teenager stock up on alcohol. You're going to need it.Pin It