10 things you shouldn't do on a reality TV show:
1. Reveal that you were once in a Porno called "Porked and Beans"
2. Delude yourself that you're actually "falling in love" on a dating show
3. Falsely accuse someone of calling you the "N" word.
4. Ask for donations to be sent too.. the following
6. Say to someone that you're just "too punk rock" to be on the show...
7. Act like yourself and then blame editing when you come off like a jackass.
8. Use someone else's toothbrush to clean the toilet.