Why am I such an asshole?
because you are not in my monkeysphere and I am not in yours
Basically 99% of you are not in my monkeysphere. So you're just "the things I use to waste time when I'm bored". If I said something mean or offensive to you, don't take it personal, because chances are i don't think of you as a person at all. :P
Inside the Monkeysphere