For Edwin, plump head-waiter
at The Cock,
Grown sick of custom, spoilt of plenitude,
Lacking the finer wit that saith,
‘I wait, They come; and if I make them wait, they go,’
Fell in a jaundiced humour petulant-green,
Watched the dull clerk slow-rounding to his cheese,
Flicked a full dozen flies that flecked the pane—
All crystal-cheated of the fuller air,
Blurted a free ‘Good-day t’ye,’ left and right,
And shaped his gathering choler to this head:—
’Custom! And yet
what profit of it all?
The old order changeth yielding place to new,
To me small change, and this the Counter-change
Of custom beating on the self-same bar—
Change out of chop. Ah me! the talk, the tip,
The would-be-evening should-be-mourning suit,
The forged solicitude for petty wants
More petty still than they,—all these I loathe,
Learning they lie who feign that all things come
To him that waiteth. I have waited long,
And now I go, to mate me with a bride
Who is aweary waiting, even as I!’
But when the amorous
moon of honeycomb
Was over, ere the matron-flower of Love—
Step-sister of To-morrow’s marmalade—
Swooned scentless, Mariana found her lord
Did something jar the nicer feminine sense
With usage, being all too fine and large,
Instinct of warmth and colour, with a trick
Of blunting ‘Mariana’s’ keener edge
To ’Mary Ann’—the same but not the same:
Whereat she girded, tore her crisped hair,
Called him ‘Sir Churl,’ and ever calling ‘Churl!’
Drave him to Science, then to Alcohol,
To forge a thousand theories of the rocks,
Then somewhat else for thousands dewy cool,
Wherewith he sought a more Pacific isle
And there found love, a duskier love than hers.
MEASURE FOR MEASURE.
By O—r K—m.
Wake! for the closed
Pavilion doors have kept
Their silence while the white-eyed Kaffir slept,
And wailed the Nightingale with ‘Jug, jug, jug!’
Whereat, for empty cup, the White Rose wept.
Enter with me where
yonder door hangs out
Its Red Triangle to a world of drought,
Inviting to the Palace of the Djinn,
Where Death, Aladdin, waits as Chuckerout.
Methought, last night,
that one in suit of woe
Stood by the Tavern-door and whispered, ’Lo,
The Pledge departed, what avails the Cup?
Then take the Pledge and let the Wine-cup go.’
But I: ’For
every thirsty soul that drains
This Anodyne of Thought its rim contains—
Free-will the can, Necessity the must,
Pour off the must, and, see, the can remains.