Chris Brown and Rihanna attended the Grammy together and Brown wore white because he's Jesus and Rihanna wore red because women are the devil and she's a succubus who made Brown stomp her head in the street because nobody can know he's gay. Not even his girlfriend. So, things are probably going well tonight because Frank Ocean beat Brown in some category. Not to tell her how she should live her life, but Rihanna should set her alarm to wake her up every 15 minutes to see if she can still move her arms and smell kerosene.
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