Blog Guy, as someone who hangs out with the power elite, can you tell me how they manage to stay in shape? I mean, they must get free food anytime they want, so how do they cope with all that?
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Quick quiz: Speaker of the House John Boehner is puffing on a cigarette…
b) in Ohio or someplace like that.
c) in an airplane lavatory after invoking his Congressional Smoke Detector Disabling Privileges.
Man, I gotta say, that was just creepy!
What was, Lamar?
Are you kidding, Clancy? You didn’t see who was just here?
No, I was watching that Lady Gaga video on the big screen. Who was it?
She was NOT!
That IS strange. I don’t think she’s even a member here! What did she do?
Blog Guy, I need some of your famous career advice. I want to find a job.
What’s been holding you back, if I might ask?
Well, I’ve had a run of bad luck that left me pretty skinny. First, I fell asleep on the liposuction machine and it ran all night, and then I got a tapeworm….