Your question isn't serious but many Christians get stumped by the same type of query. We're given the mind of Christ, so we can't rule out common sense and also, when we are in right standing with heaven, our desires are fulfilled.Throughout the entire the Bible, it teaches about Jesus and he is the answer to everything. Understanding how it fits is the trouble. I can't answer for any other group but Christians don't understand, and because they don't understand, they perish for lack of knowledge.
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