I had to work on a Saturday so that is why I look like an asshole more than ever. (sleeves are too short but who cares)
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If I was a caption writer for fashion photos, the first one, I would describe as "Through the Wind Tunnel."
The second one: I would describe as <<Le clochard sans retour>>. (sorry, I really don't know how to say it in English....maybe "Once a Hobo, but now a gentleman"... Something like that.
Edit: I think it's the white bucks. They strike terror...