Goose liver. Why do people eat it? Because we live in a sick world, that’s why! This is Archie McPhee’s Foie Gras Bubble Gum. They claim to taste vaguely like Foie Gras. Look, if you’re going to chew on some grody gumballs, don’t just settle for kinda tasting like gross stuff! You need to go big or go the f*** home and stay there until you’re ready to put full-flavored nasty gum in your mouth. This half-hearted kinda attitude is exactly what’s wrong with this planet! That, and why can’t a person legally live in a bounce house? It’s bad enough that I’m homeless, but I’ve got to be bounce homeless too?