What does having a baby have to do with getting engaged?
And I say she’s just an absolute idiot for posting something like this. Maybe she thought it was funny, but to all the people reading it she just looks challenged.
Initially I assumed this was a joke or a satirical statement since it is so beyond ridiculous and seemingly impossible that someone would actually be so badly mistaken… but then I had a bizarro flashback to my time working in retail and there was much proof that some people are truly this stupid, so it really could go either way.
Gosh people, chill out. It should be as apparent to you as it is to me that Bonnie is from an alien species, whose time zips by at the speed of light. She probably aged another ten years in the time it took me to read all the replies to this post!
From the tone, use of ellipsis and lack of exclamation points and unnecessary capital letters, I’m going to have to say she’s serious. Usually when people are being facetious they use at least one, if not both, of those tools. (Yeah don’t ask, I major in English so I notice weird shit like that.)
I really don’t think this is taken from that Chelsea Handler routine. The only similarity is a brief line about keeping the child for 5 years; the drinking etc was never mentioned in the routine. Anyway, most of the people I know who quote comedy in their statuses tend to quote directly rather than make a passing reference. Maybe Bonnie is kidding, but there’s no way she’s quoting this comedienne.
In all seriousness for a minute, Bonnie has outwitted you all. You have evidence that it’s a joke (Chelsea Handler bit, the fact that she’s smart enough to know the difference between you’re and your), yet ironically enough all you dipshits who are making fun of her with lameass comments like OMGGG SHE SHOULD NEVERRRR REPRODUCE EVERRRRRRRRRR!!!! You look like fucking morons becuase you’ve been outwitted by someone you state has no business reproducing.
Fuck you, you are all retards and can suck the fecal matter out of my ass.
What the fuck is wrong with these crazy, moronic, idiotic and any-other-derogatory-adjective-you-care-to-name people?! Reading Facebook posts like this make me lose whatever hope I may once have harbored for the future of the human race. WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!!
AnonIsGay @ #46 completely nailed it. you hysterical idiots keep screaming “rip out her ovaries! omg! sterilise here with broken glass!” when you’ve already been repeatedly told it’s a quote of a joke from a comedy routine, and therefore NOT ACTUALLY TRUE, and you’re either wilfully ignoring that anyway or you actually can’t be bothered to read the rest of the thread before posting yr scary bloodlust. FAIL HARD.
Barney Goosefather, #22: Just so you know, even us non-native English speakers can use punctuation. Maybe not absolutely correctly, but the commas and dots are there somewhere, and we do know how to use capital letters.
Veronica Skates (#19), that was a nice one.
I hope this chick is kidding, but since my faith in mankind has basically vanished during the last 5 or 6 years, I’m afraid that she’s not.