Secret: When your hero is attacked, deal 2 damage to all enemies.
It traps your food AND cooks it for you!
Secret: When an enemy minion attacks, return it to its owner's hand and it costs (2) more.
"Dang, that's cold." - appropriate response to Freezing Trap, or a mean joke.
Secret: When your opponent plays a minion, deal 4 damage to it.
A great sniper hits the spot. Just like a delicious flank of boar. Mmmmm.
Secret: When a character attacks your hero, instead he attacks another random character.
Sometimes it's as simple as putting on a fake mustache and pointing at someone else.