Meet The Cash Cannon. Just load it up with dolla dolla bills, pull the trigger and make it raaaiiiin! Before you scoff at the existence of this product, just remember: there’s someone out there who’s gonna be thrilled when they find out about it. And they’re gonna fork over the $60 bucks to get one, fill it with cash, and drive directly to the strip club to put it to use. Different strokes different folks! I’m certainlu not one to judge. I’m the lady waiting with bated breath for my t-shirt launcher to arrive. Don’t act like you’ve never dreamed of having one! I’m gonna be such a hit at sporting events.