1. Congressman Al Green's repeated refusals to sing "Year of the Cat," bring Bush's frustration to a boiling point.
2. "Sorry, bro', thought you were Kofi Annan there for a minute."
3. "Anyone else want to question whether I would make a kick-ass CTU agent?"
4. Tony Snow had to explain to the president, "When the base said they wanted you to act more like Patton, that's not what they meant."
5. "Feel my pimp hand, biyatch."
6. "Shut up! An Imperial Star Destroyer could totally kick the Enterprise's ass."
7. "Get a hold of yourself, man! We'll never get these motherf**kin' snakes off the motherf**kin' plane if we don't calm the f**k down and think of a plan."
8. "Must. Control. Bitch-Slap. Of. Death."
9. No one else saw the alleged yellowjacket.
10. For Sweeps Week, C-SPAN brought in Jerry Springer to liven things up a litte.
Best of jeff
Kanye West was right...
Best of lawhawk
You're lucky that wasn't Dick Cheney. You'd be slapped into next Tuesday.
Best of racerboy
"It's so soft and silky... what do you use for conditioner???"
Best of champaignken
I don't think you are getting the hang of shaving yet. I still feel a lot of stubble.
Yep, it does feel just like Hillary's ass.
Go ahead, smell my finger. Does it smell like goat or Helen Thomas?
Best of Jason
Who's my fuzzy bear? That's right! You're my fuzzy bear.
Best of prince of leaves
"Dammit! You're gonna tell me where those WMDs are right now or I'm gonna-- Oh, whew! Sorry, Al, thought you were Saddam for a second there..."
"Feel it! So silky smooth! Not like Cindy Sheehan's at all!"
Best of Cybrludite
Being the shrewd businessman that he is, Bush checks the teeth before making his purchase.
Best of Submariner
Thanks, W. I needed that!
That wasn't a "sonic boom," bro, Dawn's head finally exploded for good.
Originally Used by: The Diva