Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
Everytime i go in public
- me: why is everyone glancing at me
- me: is there something on me
- me: do i look extra ugly today
- me: is it my face
- me: they're laughing at me on the inside
- me: they all hate me
- me: they're plotting my death
- World: Lets see if Britain can top Beijing..
- Britain: Country side in a stadium.
- Britain: DUCKS DUCKS EVERYWHERE.
- Britain: Mr Bean playing Chariots of fire. Jk Rowling reading Peter Pan.
- Britain: 100 foot Lord Voldemort defeated by Mary Poppins.
- World: But Beijing had-
- Britain: QUEEN IN A HELICOPTER WITH JAMES BOND.