There’s not a lot of information I can give y’all to preface this one, I think it’ll be best if you just go ahead and watch the video.
Now, I’m not entirely sure about this, but I’m pretty sure that chick did not ask for a grade three concussion for her birthday.
Brain damage is rarely on the “what’s hot” list for teenagers.
I assume she wanted like a Furby or a yo-yo or whatever it is the kids are into nowadays. It’s mostly thingamajigs and whatchamacallits if I recall correctly?!
Anyway, I digress…maybe I’m just an old fuddy-duddy at this point, but can someone explain to me what about that was supposed to be funny?
If they wanted to get cake on her face, why not just do the old “shove the plate into your face” thing when she goes to eat.
Bashing her entire f’n skull into the table like she’s in a freakin UFC cage-fight and going for the kill seems just a bit over the top.
Then they just leave her face down in the cake while they giggle and the other chick in the sombrero gobbles down a handful of concussion cake.
This is why all of my birthday parties growing up were dudes only.
It certainly had nothing to do with the ladies having zero interest in me or my life, it was definitely the whole fear of concussion thing.