Jesus fucking Christ! Ol’ Jen can’t be in her right mind. I guess anyone that has to deal with internal parasites isn’t exactly all there in the first place. But why the fuck would anyone want to make shit like that public?
I’m just thinking along the line that if this is an avarage post for her and her nearest and dearest can see it, what else would she say / do in front of others. Also “colonic hydrotherapy” is that medical speak for a bowel douche? mmmm worm douchebagette.
Colon Cleansing is just another woo woo science that suckers folk into paying millions of dollars every year. While there’s certainly parasites out there most folk will never get them and even less will ever have a ‘nest’. They feed you full of clay and gel type fibre and then show you what comes out and it looks like nothing you’ve ever seen… guess what the only cure is – yes thats right another $100 ass wash next week.
Unless you eat uncooked pork or certain kinds of raw fish (sushi grade stuff is fine) you have nothing to worry about
cassie- i think you’re right. i didn’t even think about the possibility that jennifer is a cat or speaking for her cat or something. it would make sense because cats get worms and they are given deworming medicine. this makes me feel better. not any less grossed out though.
So, I’ll admit, as grossed out as I was about Jennifer and that disgusting status (I am so grateful she’s not someone I know, I would never be able to look at them the same again) I was curious enough to good colon hydrotherapy.
People can get worms too… Jennifer was probably excited as she saw her weight dropping and the toning of her thighs was going wonderfully… Her only concern since her trip to Mexico was an upset stomach… she figured it was just the water or ice or whatever, she didnt care… she had a date tonight.. as she tried on her clothes for the date she noticed a slight protrudement from her belly… she was baffled because she just had her period and hadnt slept with anyone since… so it couldnt be THAT… she’d have to step up her pilates workout to thursday nights as well
sitting across from mccowles she cant help but smile… he was so warm, sweet and funny… he was telling a tale from his youth where a game of spin the bottle went wrong when he accidently sat across from chuck when her belly rumbled… she apologized quickly for interupting and excused herself… it was a struggle to keep it in as she hurried to the restroom as it felt like the rumble of a locomotive that was approaching
she was squirting even as her ass approached the seat… this was no regualar shit… she needed to see the doctor
Worms are actually very common in America – but often go untreated. If you eat commercial pork products like bacon, hot dogs, ham, etc. regularly, you have undoubtedly ingested them at some point in your life. Simply do some Google research on the issue. You just have to get blood work done to see. Most people that live off eating processed foods with pork, often aren’t health conscious enough to go to the doctor and look into why they feel so drained.
Listen, party people. I’m a zoo keeper, and if anybody knows about zoonotic diseases and internal parasites, I’m your dude.
In America, worms are in fact quite rare in humans. Our food and water supplies are among the cleanest and safest in the world. There is always a possibility for contracting worms or other internal parasites, but it is a very rare occurrence in the USA/Canada. You probably have ingested parasites at some point, but whether you ingested them in a form that is capable of infecting you is a different story. I.e., cooking kills them, so as long as you’re not eating raw pork you’re A-okay. Processed foods involve a lot of cooking during production and are generally parasite-free, too.
If you feel drained, it’s not because you’re eating pork and are all full of worms. It’s because you are a lazy fuck who sits around all day. Get out and exercise. You’ll feel great.
As for Jennifer, anybody who would post triumphant status updates about getting a hose stuck up their ass is obviously gullible and ready to believe anything. Colon hydrotherapy is a bunch of crap. Our colons do not trap years’ worth of accumulated waste that slowly poisons us. That was made up by people who want to scare you into paying them lots of money to stick hoses up your butt. If you believe that shit, then you deserve to shell out cash to have a pervert stick a hose up your butt.
Jennifer takes a “parasite cleanse,” which is another way to part a fool from her money. These “colon cleanse” drinks and pills are usually full of gelatin and plant fibers, which, once ingested and then crapped our hosed out, create stringy, rubbery wads of black ickiness that look like a) parasites or b) years’ worth of accumulated toxic shit. You are getting what you pay the supplement companies for: The illusion that their magical fiber pills are removing nonexistent junk from your intestines. Undoubtedly, what Jennifer saw coming out of her hiney was the result of taking a product that was intended to trick her into thinking she can’t live without more of said product.
You are MUCH more likely to get internal parasites from handling animal feces than from eating safe, clean North American food. Unless Jennifer juggles dung on a regular basis or romps barefoot through fields where animals have recently shat, she’s got nothing to worry about. And neither have you.
Skepticism: It does a body good. And prevents you from being duped into paying for a hose stuck up your ass.
TurkeyVulture, I work in the medical industry and I’ve personally known a couple family members that have had parasites. The parasite supplement Jennifer mentions is not what you’re talking about. It’s not that over-the-counter colon cleansing bullshit. It’s an actual prescribed supplement that kills the parasites before you can finally flush them from the colon. I know about this because we have to prescribe it to hundreds of thousands of American missionaries that deal with worms ALL the time in other countries.
And no offense, but you’re really talking out of your ass. Medical studies have shown that Pinworm has infected approximately 40 million Americans. Giardia infects approximately 2.5 million Americans each year. It’s VERY common in the United States. Simply ask your doctor next visit.
RIZDRAVER, so you “work in the medical industry” as one of those nurse’s assistant’s assistant’s assistant or something and got a degree from University of Phoenix? You don’t know jack shit, and TurkeyVulture is absolutely correct. Colonics are 100% bullshit and parasitic worms in the US are almost completely unheard of. When there are (very rare) cases of parasitic worms in the US, it almost always results from people in consistent contact with animals and animal waste or people traveling outside the US and then coming back to the US already infected with something. As TurkeyVulture explained, what Jennifer saw was not worms but more than likely just some funny looking shit that resulted from the weird supplements she was taking. Colonics are worthless and even dangerous–not only are you destroying your natural flora (good bacteria in your digestive system), but you’re also stripping the mucosal lining in your intestines, throwing off the pH balance/osmolarity in your intestines, AND risking intestinal puncture which can be DEADLY. Anyone claiming that you have years-old shit stuck in your intestines and built up toxins (1) wants your money and (2) is full of shit themselves and has absolutely failed at human physiology. Your body does a fine job of getting rid of its wastes. That’s why you have a liver, kidneys, a bunghole, and a urethra. When people see weird-shaped shit coming out during a colonic, that’s usually the intestinal lining and bits of shit all mixed together (and I would be absolutely horrified at the idea of someone flushing out the natural lining in my intestines). RingingInMyHead: don’t worry about it.
KarmaTheDog: Suit yourself, but the latest comments seem to exhibit continued confusion about fear of parasites. Colonics and hollistic/alternative medicine is also admittedly one of my biggest pet peeves and I’m very outspoken against them, particularly because so many people believe so strongly in it and there is absolutely no present scientific research that supports the benefits of such.
When I was a kid I had worms. The doctor gave me some pills and they went away. They gave me a paper about how one gets worms. The ones I had could be contracted from touching things people who had not washed their hands after the bathroom had touched. It said that I could have even breathed in eggs. A couple years later I had serious OCD. :/
Oh, and TurkeyVulture slightly lessened the chance of me having nightmares about worms.
Anyone ever done that Turpentine on a raw pork chop experiment? It’s pretty grody. I haven’t eaten pork since 7th grade because of that experiment. Sad day. My mom made some kick awesome pork chops.