The ancient scrolls prophecy that she shall ride a Segway with the dawn of the Fourth Blood Moon.
It’s the greatest techno song sampled from a movie press junket that I’ve ever heard.
None of them collect orphan tears like I do.
It makes sense, cause I’ve always considered The Rock to be the thinking man’s Tim Robbins.
Sarandon is going to play Samberg’s mom, just like she does in all those SNL Digital Shorts.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Lazy Eyes is looking to add a second movie role to his filmography.
Happy Mother's Day from those SNL Dicks in a Box, Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake. (Featuring Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson.)