|Kiwi Bird Characteristics:
The aptly named kiwi bird evolved from the kiwi fruit at the end of the 19th century. Having evolved from a fruit, the males are often ridiculed for their feminine behavior.
The kiwi bird actually possesses no internal organs. The inside of a kiwi bird is entirely composed of a soft fleshy fruit substance similar to that of the kiwifruit. These animals are nocturnal. That is, they love to party. They are the only birds to have nostrils at the tip of their nose. This helps them sniff out where the party's at.
The kiwi bird gets very pregnant. Although the kiwi bird is about the size of a chicken, it lays eggs six times as large. Everyday I thank God that I am not a female kiwi bird. The kiwi bird isn't much of a bird at all. It's a hipster bird. Let's look at the facts: