We’ve just learned that leftists suffer from puny Prefrontal Cortexes…Cortexi? Now it seems they also have teeny little amygdalae. Wow. They really don’t see consequences, do they?
Apparently there’s detectable variation in size between the (larger) conservative and (smaller) leftist amygdala. To progressive “scientists” like (from the Breitbart article) Holland and Mooney, this proves that conservatives are less-evolved than leftists.
Remember: progressives try to force everyone to live like progressives. And how do Holland and Mooney justify a homogenous Utopia? By pointing out that liberals and conservatives are heterogeneous! Bwah ha ha! “We’re different types of people, so you will behave exactly as we tell you!
It’s like the blind leading the headless.
Hey, Holland and Mooney! Lefties and progressives! Do you know why you…triumphantly!…cite facts that completely undermine your own argument?
(Leftists younger than 25 years old can be labeled “mentally immature”. The rare mentally competent leftists are actually evil slavers who need destruction, preferably by fire.)
Mooney’s atrophied Prefrontal Cortex causes him to misread the amygdala data. Well, that and his ridiculous self-worship. He had no choice but to believe that his amygdala is juuuuust right, thus the bigger conservative one is an atavistic throwback.
Sorry, wrong. It’s obvious (to the fabulous W.O.R.M.brain) that if leftists were last in line when God handed out amygdalae…that’s not a good thing.
Geez. A few more scientific breakthroughs and I might start feeling sorry for leftists. The Prefrontal Cortex and the amygdala are both vital to risk-assessment and consequence-evaluation. Progressives have been synergistically short-changed. Bless their little hearts.
(I’d feel even sorrier for them if their impairments didn’t create sociopathic hate-filled dictators.)
But I must point out that you can never threaten a mule with a 2×4 until you’ve actually beaten him with it a few times. He will never make the connection for himself until you do it for him, so to speak.
Likewise, you can’t reason with a faulty brain that doesn’t understand the idea of consequences. You must administer consequences, and shocking ones at that. It’s a long shot, but a rhetorical 2×4 might wake the P-Cortex and amygdala and give these poor leftist bastards some much-needed brain exercise.
A literal 2×4, applied properly, would definitely give these poor leftist bastards some much-needed brain exercise.
Don’t worry…it would be for their own good.