"so my ex boyfriend…"
"how long were you guys together?"
i’m not devaluing what you felt for each other in a span of six months, but i always feel like when someone says “my ex boyfriend” i imagine YEARS. or at least one year.
"ew why would u swallow"
when the person you like starts dating someone else
If we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.