Hello...i Have A Question
Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:45 AM
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...[size=2]does that mean that one out of five enjoy[/size]s it[size=2]?[/size]
Why do croutons come in airtight packages - aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If people from Poland are called Poles,[size=2]then why aren't people from Holland called Holes[/size] ?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled[size=2]?[/size]
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person[size=2]who drives a race[/size][size=2]car is not called a racist[/size][size=2]?[/size]
If it's true that we are here to help others,[size=2]then what exactly are the others here for[/size][size=2]? [/size]
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,[size=2]then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,[/size]
cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed[size=2]?[/size]
Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'
What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men[size=2]?[/size][size=2]I have wondered this for years[/size].
Thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks,[size=2]so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use.[/size][size=2]Toothpicks?[/size]
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office[size=2]?[/size][size=2]What are we supposed to do, write to them[/size][size=2]?[/size][size=2]Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so[/size]
the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail[size=2]?[/size]
Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive[size=2]?[/size]
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose ?
As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:[size=2]When you put the two words 'The ' and 'IRS' together,[/size][size=2]it spells 'THEIRS'?[/size]
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