[size=10pt]The longest turd even made was[/size] produced by an American who produced a huge amount of [size=10pt]12ft 2inches[/size] which was produced over 2 hours and 12 minutes. The man has been banned from using 124 of the washrooms in his state.
That was a serious dump.
Only if it was straight. Coiled don't amount to much. Straight takes skill. It would be like duck walking for 2 hours 12 minutes.
Straight or coiled, he defines the concept of FOS.
Gotta account for the girth factor too.
The equation for the volume of a cylinder shaped object is ?r2
You have the height or length but you need to account for girth.
Naturally, girth , mass , and
density are dependent upon the coefficient of transit time related to fiber absorption and mucocilliary suface area!