Once upon a time,
there were three little sisters,
and they lived at the bottom of a treacle well,
making treacle pies and treacle cakes
and all sorts of treacle delights.
Because what else do you do with so much treacle.
Now, everyone knows that Elsie and Lacie and Tillie
loved to draw things that start with the letter M:
But what they don't know is
that every afternoon,
they would draw mustaches on their faces
and sneak topside
with their basket full of treacle goodies
and leave it at the doorstep of a random house
with a note that read:
*Inspired by the Dormouse's story from Alice in Wonderland.