Ah, Yukiteru. He’s just a dog chasing cars. He wouldn’t know what to do with one if he caught it.
As always, I begin with the irreverent details. Such as why no one ever seems to get hit by stray pieces of rubble when it’s literally pouring forth from the heavens as depicted.
Maybe it’s because I’ve seen too many scenes where it’s a single stray piece of rubble that somehow manages to dramatically slice a major character’s cheek, forming a thin sliver of red for that extra grittiness; maybe it’s because as much as I hate statistics, I’m still a firm believer in the law of averages and the law of Murphy.
I really, really wanted to see a piece of rubble bounce off Deus’ pointy head. Not because it would have added some slapstick humour to balance all that cheesy enforced drama, or because it would have been a minor but significant detail that highlights Deus’ ending lifespan and power.
But mostly because I’ve never seen a piece of rubble bounce of anyone’s head that wasn’t a contrived plot/characterization device.
Irreverent details, part 2.
8th has mad typing skills. She types faster than BBC’s Sherlock, and it’s obvious that BBC Sherlock isn’t even hitting the corresponding keys.
Oh and I’m surprised she can focus her sight on that puny screen. You’d think that with eyeballs the size of regular people’s fists she might require something along the lines of a 64-inch screen and font size 70.
So was the answer yes, Yukiteru is going to kill everyone; or no, Yukiteru is going to kill everyone?
We all know how this is going to go down. If he can bring everyone back, he’ll stop at nothing to become a god. If he can’t bring everyone back, he’ll snap and kill everyone anyway.
Why yes, Deus is going to have to choke a bitch.
I suppose that explains Akise’s magical powers of plot enhancement.
He’s backed up by Deus Ex Machina, who is a literal deus ex machina! Dohohohoho!
Doesn’t mean I still can’t hate him though. I’ve read self-indulgent fanfics with more lovable self-insert Mary Sue characters.
Closest thing we’ll ever get to uncensored guro before the BluRay releases.
Speaking of uncensored guro BluRay releases, go check out Blood-C’s uncensored final episode. That shit’s magical, son!
I wasn’t aware this was a Yaoi anime. If I’d known, I’d have been much more receptive towards the halting dialogue, the fashion model posing, the unwieldy amount of time spent before actually admitting that forbidden homosexual passion…
Who am I kidding. This ain’t no Sekai-Ichi, and this definitely ain’t no BBC Sherlock slashfic.
-goes back to reading more Sherlock erotic humiliation-
You cannot believe how hyped I was to see this.
And you probably won’t believe how fast my hype evaporated and was replaced by sheer despair when Akise reappeared.
With his usual powers of plot-enhancement/author-favouritism, no less.
Perk up those ears, grasshoppers. This is what we call blatant foreshadowing.
It’s not like YukiYuno weren’t already heading into a confrontation with their unreliable allies.
Wait so the apprentice diaries can be tailor made after all. But everyone conveniently forgot about that particular ability when they were taking on Eleventh. Well done.
Sure, Akise’s so-called Detective Diary can predict the actions that result from predictions.
Could you imagine how they could have ruined Eleventh’s day with diaries that predicted his actions from reading the Watcher, and even more diaries that predicted his actions from knowing what those diaries predicted from reading the Watcher?
I’m not going to reference a certain meme that has its roots in a certain blockbuster movie that involved experiences while in the middle of rapid eye movements, but I am going to reference this.
Damn Yuno, you should be in Special Forces or some shit. You’d freak the shit out of any hostile interrogators and whatever.
Oh and also Akise is doing the pin wrong. You straddle the other person’s stomach, not the crotch. It’s alright in this screencap, but in an earlier scene I was screaming for Yuno to knee Akise in the balls.
Face it Akise, you’re years away from the kind of mental manipulation that Yuno constructs on the fly.
JUST AS PLANNED
(It’s Gasai Yuno. I wouldn’t have put it past her to be capable of L-Arc Yagami Light level Xanatos Speed Chess.)
Alas, there goes the hopes for a HinataMao yuri end. Holding out for the Necrophile Yuri new game plus.
Just once, I’d like everything in life to go as exactly as I had predicted/wanted, just so I can pull off a laugh like this.
It would cause quite the commotion in an examination hall, but it would be so worth it.
Wait. Yuno has 2 spare phones?
Or are those 2 spare diaries?
Brofist if you think Yukiteru should have unloaded on Kousaka. Unloaded all over his stupid face.
No? Not good?
Speaking of homosexual tendencies…
Oh shee-it, he didn’t just do that, now did he?
Altogether now: Jerry! Jerry! (If you didn’t catch that, be happy. Ignorance really is bliss for this one.)
This has got to be one of the most ridiculous sets of combat ready stances ever.
They’re both holding out magical items that allow them to perceive the other’s moves, but those magical weapons also happen to be incontrovertibly connected with their life force.
That’s like being psychic, then ripping out your brain and heart and holding them in front of you where the other guy can take a swing at it. Just that the other guy’s doing the same thing.
Oh and then there’s the small matter of having to read that small text while having to pay attention to the weapons arcing in towards you in your not-quite-peripheral-but-in-your-face vision.
I don’t know. Maybe I’ll get myself into a fight and try to read a novel on my phone while trading blows. It could be the secret overwhelming martial arts technique for the modern era that we’ve all been looking for.
Umm. The other Yuno’s, I presume. But that doesn’t make sense?
I could be mistaken, but I think the original Yuno was murdered before her diary was empowered. So it shouldn’t have Diary powers.
But if she was murdered after, shouldn’t the Diary have disappeared too? I’m not too sure about this one. I can’t remember if the Diary disappears if its owner dies. And as far as I remember, all the previous Diaries were destroyed directly or lost in explosions or no one bothered to check.
… which probably means that the Diaries endure after their owner dies, and that they continue to function. But then why does Yuno have 2 spares? Ugh. Please don’t say that there’s a third Gasai Yuno lying dead somewhere.
What. Why does she survive.
And more importantly, since Deus is dead and the world hasn’t ended, does that imply that Murmur has successfully inherited the position of God of Time and Space?
Yandere Akise. I can live with that.
(Mostly because he’s about to die in like the next 5 minutes or so.)
WHAT IS ON THAT SCREEN
YUNO MUST HAVE SOME IDEA OR SHE WOULDN’T BE SLICING AWAY LIKE A CRAZY PERSON
WHAT THE HELL IS ON THAT SCREEN
It’s about a 70% chance that Akise managed to come up with some new unjustifiable leap of “logical” “deduction” that “explains” everything,
a 25% chance that he’s confessing his love and somehow managed to type out all the kinky sexual things he’d like to do to Yukiteru to turn him homosexual just to piss Yuno off
and a 5% chance that he’s hallucinating and hasn’t actually typed anything. Yukiteru’s just being the reverse shill in the audience trolling Akise hard.
Yeah. Troll that Akise hard.