"P-O-I-N-T N-U-M-B-E-R O-N-E"
How many man years of my life will I never get back, sitting watching someone read the text off their slides to me in a conference room?
Just had a fab thought. Maybe when someone like that is giving a presentation, the victim should be in control of the clicker? Average meeting time would plummet as you lash through a 60-slide deck in 5 minutes flat.