Ku Klux Klan Jokes
I love Halloween. Its the only time I can wear my KKK outfit and get away with it.
What does the KKK call their guillotine?
Black head remover.
In an attempt to end the riots, Metropolitan Police officers have been issued with new uniform and equipment.
A white sheet, a flaming torch and a noose.
If the Ku Klux Klan think white people are better, why do they dress like Muslim women?
The Ku Klux Klan.
Worth joining just to find out the name of the brilliant washing powder they use.
I've upset the kids, they got all excited about going trick or treating.
I told them to, "Fuck off, this isn't a ghost costume I'm wearing, I'm waiting for question time to come on."
100 years ago, 20 white men chasing a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan.
Now it's called Formula 1.
I think my daddy was a superhero!
I found a white costume with a mask and hood in the loft.
The Ku Klux Klan reckon their hats are intimidating to blacks.
They have a point.
What's the KKK's favourite football team?