comment karma = test your wit Link karma = test your luck
You can log out any time you like but you can never leave
Makes fun of hipsters "I knew memes before people used them on facebook!"
Karma is meaningless Update: Seriously? Front Page? You guys have made my day!
Fuck the police Advice:
Call the police
Makes reddit time machine doctor who references in every time's subreddit
Discounts Fox News as a Source due to bias upvotes all anti-sopa articles from "torrentfreak.com"
Grammar, spelling, and Citing sources More important on reddit than in english class
New Macbook for christmas $2,000 reddit machine
knows finals are soon goes down "for maintenance"
Laugh more daily