I hereby claim the name Infinite Parachute as the name of my band. Considering my complete lack of musical talent, I’ll never start a band.
But if I had any talent I would start one.
And it would be called Infinite Parachute.
So keep your musically-talented fingers away from my name.
Why yes, yes these are the things that my brain is busy thinking at 2AM, instead of, you know, sleeping.