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Necrophiliac is derived from the Eygptian words Necro meaning dead, and philiac which means someone who touches or "Feels" someone else. Now Necrophialiacs are weird people who are usually too cheap to either buy their girlfriend dinner or buy a hooker. Their cheapness results from their love of having sexual intercourse with the deceased. Although the dead love it, it is a known fact that the person administering the fucking doesn't receive pleasure but in fact receives your mom.
History of Necrophiliacs
Now then to the history of Necrophiliacs, Necrophiliacs have been around as long as dead people have been. They just wait for some dead monkeys to get buried, then dig them up. Human-Monkey sex is a very odd way of reproduction, as the Hunkey (Human with DNA from a monkey) is made only via Necrosex. Necrosex is when a Necrophiliac has sex with dead monkeys(of ether male or female orgin). Necrosex is only banned in Washington D.C. because of the George W Bush - Monkey Necrohpiliacitanocrosexian plot.(Necrohpiliacitanocrosexian is a Necrophiliac having Necrosex with a monkey of Male origin while the Necrophiliac is a male itself) After the Necrohpiliacitanocrosexian plot was settled in court they outlawed Necrosex in Washington D.C. Necrosex is often on TV a lot, first shown on the hit TV show 'The Gay Team'. In the episode named "I pity da fool who does Necrohpiliacitanocrosexian" Mr.T after having made some tea for the Team found a coffin 'Oddly' laying on the floor, Mr.T Puzzled opened up the coffin to see a dead male monkey. Mr.T and the rest of the Gay Team started to have Necrohpiliacitanocrosexian sex with the monkey. it lasted 44 minutes.
Male and Female, Necrophilly (Necrophilly is a Female Necrophiliac) Use the dead monkeys Testicles as sperm dispenser into her mouth, After that the sperm lands into the Lungs and into the Vaginal Area of the Necrophilly. The males just suck it hard.
Why there are Necrophiliacs
because god made them, cos he's a freak
Consiquences of Necrophiliaiasium
There are various deceases caused by Necrophiliasium including mites, AIDS, gonorrhea, and E.D. Also the following will occur. Teeth turning black, Hands turning red, Mouth Numbness, Anal Numbness, FUCK (Fingernails Uloite Cancering Kidney), Numbness of the Fetish area, Intensive anal bleeding, Obssession with the color 'Purple', Spontaneous Combustion of the Testicles, The Color 'Blue' trying to kill you, Intel making a good graphics card, Peter Griffin making 'Slin', Canada Declaring war, Hands falling off, feet falling off, Nose falling off, iBall disappearing, Heart exploding, and death.