- WHO are the dago ad wizards who came up with this sad "baseball as war" metaphor-slash-advertisement?
- HOW underrated is the current class of offensively-minded shortstops? Very.
- CAN you imagine Greg Maddux anchoring a mid-1990s Yankee rotation?
- WHAT does the Red Sox robotic knuckleball machine use for fuel? I heard a rumour it was people.
- DID I just meld the normal Thursday linkpunch and Tonight's Questions? Yes!
There are only three games on the sked tonight; if you've got MLB Network, you can catch the Astros-Marlins jam at 7PM. Otherwise, we'll see you tomorrow with all your Friday favorites. Same WoW channel.