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Hi, I'm Sarah. I'm 24, sigh. I'm old and life sucks, but tv shows and movies are good, right?
My mood ring is always yellow and that's why David Fincher likes me so much.
I like to gif people I want to have sex with.
Things people have asked me!!
I major in Embarrassing Myself and minor in Being Unforgettable Enough So Noone Remembers My Name.
do you remember that girl who rode the lift up and down the building three times bc she couldnt reach the buttons??
what about the girl who swiped in but then got stuck in the barriers on her first day??
do you remember the girl who got hit in the butt and nearly pushed over by the auto revolving doors?!!!
yes! but i dont remember her name
omg why its rude
at least remember me sobbb