When your mom asks you if you have a boyfriend and the girl you fucked is standing right next to you
*starts to sing* take me baaaaby or leaaaave meeee (let’s hope you know that song)
I’m sleepy, arrest me tomorrow
Aww come on man, can’t you just, you know….let me off? :)
Hmmm why don’t you be the decider of that, huh
Sass? Me? Never! *smiles*
Emma Stone’s ALS Ice Bucket Challenge!
That doesn’t really answer my question 😏
I have a link inserted into my theme html which gives me the locations and IP addresses of everyone who clicks on my tumblr
But who areee you?