A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
My boss is still crying.
i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you
I saw you and everything collapsed underneath me and nothing made sense anymore.
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
I think people who vibrate at the same frequency, vibrate toward each other. They call it - in science - sympathetic vibrations.
I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.