Can anyone explain to me our national obsession with Britney Spears? All week long, I’ve been hearing about her flop performance at the MTV awards.
Then came the follow-up: Britney cried backstage. And that she had a fight with her hairdresser.
And now the breathless inside story: Britney had spray-on abs.
First of all, I didn’t know such a thing existed. Secondly, where can I get some and why didn't anybody tell me about this about a million sit-ups ago?
Third, WHO CARES?
I must, because I read it. Apparently, we all do because it’s all over the news. And if it’s there online, it’s because we're reading it.
Where oh where is