7. Smile, Dammit
You just won the Oscar.
Is there anything more irritating than watching someone mosey to the stage as if they're on a funeral march? Take lessons in enthusiasm from the adorable Ben Affleck and Matt Damon:
Lose yourself in the moment like Marion Cotillard, perhaps the only person in the world to still believe there are angels in LA:
The most beautiful people on the planet are at the Oscars each year. Why not make out with one of them?:
Or use your time in the spotlight to show off your pique fitness with some calisthenics?
Let the joy takeover your body like a goofy Italian man:
You just won the Oscar. Pumping your fists as you cross the finish line is more than appropriate, as Richard Dreyfuss shows us:
As Jack Lemmon exhibits, jubilation can be composed and still effective:
And if you're Julia Roberts, you have carte blanche to employ your trademark guffaw at will: