Exiles On Wall Street: The Rolling Stones: Dirty Work (Rolling Stones)
J. Kordosh, Creem, July 1986
IF I KNEW exactly how the Rolling Stones lost their sense of song structure, explaining this boring rip-off might make for an interesting lecture. But I don't, so let it serve as a public service message: don't buy this album. Tell your friends. And, for God's sake, don't listen to anyone who tells you this record is anything but mundane. In fact, if someone does tell you it's anything but mundane, openly ridicule them. It'll be worth it!
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