Stories and Poems For Children
by Donna Flood
Caught a grasshopper today,
Ill tell you about it if I may.
He was big, fat and yellow,
Quiet, not even a loud bellow.
Now come on little hopper with me
Ill catch a fish, youll see.
Well, Im telling you that guy,
Had another thought about being a fly.
He was chewing his chops so well,
From his mouth a chaw of tobacco juice fell.
How gross it was on my hand,
And I didnt stop to ask what brand,
His tobacco happened to be,
Just threw him far away from me.
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