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You be the teacher. How would you grade this paper?
Amazingly enough, it appears that this paper was
actually written and submitted for grading in what I
presume would have been a High School English or
writing class. Aside from the fact that this paper is
funnier than hell, it is alarming that this kid won’t
be left behind! Think about it.
Be sure to read his entire essay.