*ride operator voice* please keep your lols omgs and your “I tried to scroll past this”s inside the tags at all times ladies and gents
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.
WHAT IF SNAKES HAD TINY LITTLE ARMS AND LEGS OMFG
so apparently those are called lizards
There are two types of people.
i am literally the only one who commented on this
tumblr is like that one student who takes one low level philosophy course and then suddenly thinks they get to lecture people on the meaning of life
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
How the hell would you even get in that situation
imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit.
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
youre a 10 and i look like im 10