Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
red heads would in fact be satanic
Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato
*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*
also there were like way too many sexual jokes in teenage mutant turtles. not that there were A LOT but hearing a teenage mutant ninja turtle say “she’s so hot i can feel my shell getting tight” is not something i ever wanted to hear and now that i have i cannot unhear it
lol im laughing a lot actually
Archangels are fierce
Heaven’s most terrifying weapon
And then there’s Gabriel:
a transgender person has a child
they are now transparent
I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun
MY FRIENDS MADE THIS FUCKING JOKE AT ME WHEN I CAME OUT AND IM STILL INCREDULOUS ABOUT IT.
THIS FUCKING PUN.
you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be
outfits + Doctor Who’s 50th Anniversary
DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.
((For paperheart-princess because she sent in the heart for the mun selfie meme. Idek what my face is doing))
Go on invade my privacy :)
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass
"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."
the last one tho omg