TVNewser: Fusion calls Justin Bieber’s arrest “insignificant breaking news,” then continues to report on it.
AllTwitter: Twitter grew by just two percent during the last six months. Meanwhile, Instagram grew by 23 percent. In related news, our interest in social media user stories declined by 100 percent.
GalleyCat: Nick Offerman, of Parks and Recreation fame, is going to write a second book. You’ll like it because he’s famous.