You an Evil Genius?
the test and see!
5 points for answers checked A.)
1 point for answers checked B.)
10 points for answers checked C.)
pts. =Billy Graham: Sorry, but you’re neither evil
nor particularly intelligent. If it’s any consolation,
your life, while mundane, will probably not involve
direct involvement in the deaths of millions.
pts. = Joe America: While your participation in
the typical American lifestyle of consumption and waste
hastens the planet’s demise on a tiny scale, the unwitting
manner in which you do so precludes your categorization
as either ‘evil’ or ‘genius.’
pts. = Evil Genius: Welcome to our most secret of
organizations. Come to the grave marked ‘John Bibow’
in the old section of the cemetery during the final
phase of the waxing Moon. Dress completely in black
and tell no one of this invitation. Also, bring enough
orange soda for twelve.