I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do
kind of a bad example considering she only has dragons because of a teen pregnancy
boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story.
why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?
because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction
if anything it sets the mood
what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read
'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy
So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.
im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…
In the middle of the night, the neighbor decided to come over, use the hot tub, and trim the bushes naked. Thanks, I guess?
It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:
Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows
Now try getting yourselves
freewell maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.
im sorry friend but your arm must go