Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? Because he was eggo-centric!
What does the Easter bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net.
How do you send mail to the Easter bunny? By hare mail
How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter