If you ever needed an illustration of why Samus' Zero Suit (and now heels) outfit is so stupid - at least when it's so prominent in a game's marketing - look no further.
Or, look further away. Up to you. And no, I don't know where his junk is either.
(Modders, when you get your hands on the upcoming Smash Bros., please remember this and include Sexy Space Wario as a character. Thanks.)