Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
Q: What does a nosy pepper do? A: It gets jalapeño business.
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom.
Q: Where do eggplants come from?
A: Chicken plants.
Q: A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas on Friday and came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A: He named his horse Friday.