I came across this quote and laughed out loud.
"Okay, so there’s a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because some rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree… yep, Christianity makes sense." - Unknown
The story really comes together when you hear it simmarized like that. See you at church, join our cult!