i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like
are you people okay??????
we all have that one band that when you listen to it it’s like talking to an old friend that has never let you down and somehow it makes everything better
*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*
"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats
This is deep, man
one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon
I love this!
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
every time I go to the grocery store with my parents
IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
we were at a cat café earlier and there was a cat just literally sitting in a box like this