Everyone - by which we mean "nobody at all" - took Mariah Carey's decision to title her new album E=MC2 to demonstrate that she has a deep interest in physics.
Surprisingly - by which we mean unsurprisingly - this turns out not to be the case:
Even though it's only Mariah Carey, how heartbreaking is it to see someone parading and celebrating her ignorance?
So, what does the album title mean, then? Mariah explains:
But... E=MC2 doesn't have any relation to that, does it? Unless 'E' is actually the name of the album, but then why would "MC" stand for the "Emancipation of Mimi"? And, after all, MC2 is (M times C) squared, so shouldn't the title mean to refer to something like, say, Mariah combined with cheese raised to a higher power?