Never try to change your flat tire while playing "the floor is lava" game
Herbie always enjoyed receiving rim-jobs
Back in the day, Transformers needed a little help with their actual transformations.
So I guess a one man demolition derby basically just involves slowly taking the car apart.
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!
"If you have a better way to steer, I'd like to hear it!"
He also changes rubber mid-fuck.
I promise you, the tire is not why you're not winning any of your Nascar races.
Dude, just pay the $50 for freaking AAA!
I can still win this, I just have to construct my car.
Ironically, his name is "Jack".
Oh, I get it: it's a metaphor for the economy. The wheels have come off and it's spinning in circles.
This guy just saved a bunch of money by switching to GEICO.
They finally tried to turn Mario Kart into a real sport.