|Sex Jokes & Cartoons III
The Sex eZine - Sex is Funny
Editor's Note: We've taken the liberty of avoiding jokes that are overtly sexist against women because sexist humour is based on patriarchal stereotypes and aren't really that funny. In some cases we altered jokes to make them non-sexist.
Ie. Jokes like "Q. Why do women have small feet? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink." are just plain sexist, and frankly not that funny.
Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
Q. What is the definition of "making love"?
Q. What's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?
Q. Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed?
Q. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else?
Q. What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife?
Q. Do you know how to eat a frog?
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog.
Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Q. What do you call a person who never farts in public?
Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Q. Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Q. How can you tell which one is the head nurse?
Q. What do you call three lesbians in bed together?
Q. What do gay men call hemorrhoids?
Q. What is the easiest thing to lift in the world?
Q. What do pervert kids want for Christmas?
Q. Define "Egghead".
Q. How can you tell if you have really bad acne?
Q. Did you know rednecks just discovered a new use for sheep?
Q. What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
Q. What did the woman say to her male swimming instructor?
Q. Why did the lumber truck stop?
Q. Hey, what's sticky, white and falls from the sky?
Q. What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
Q. What do you do in case of fallout?
Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
Q. What's the biggest fish in the world?
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?
Q. Have you heard about the new 'Mint flavored birth control pill' that women can take immediately before sex?
Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?