Do a really quick PhotoShop of jack nicholsons face doing the heeeeeeereeeees johnny but with sunglasses on? It doesn't need to be good or anything. Id post a pic of it but there's a lot on Google.
I'd do it myself but I'm stuck on my phone until the nexus releases
Tl;Dr I got something we named "5 foot johnny" and someone made the joke. So I wanna put that picture on it but regular jack nicholson will eventually scare me. I've noticed everything is infinitely less scary with sunglasses.