Sky News' foreign affairs editor Tim Marshall said: "Mr Assange had sex with the two women on August the 15th and 17th but two days later they went to a police station and claimed rape and sexual molestation.
"Mr Assange admits he had consensual sex with the women but he absolutely denies the charges.
"One of the women involved in the claims is a radical feminist in Sweden who is known to have a theory that men dominate their social positions through sex and she's also been known to write a blog called 'seven steps to legal revenge'."
That's why God made most feminists lesbians. To protect us from stuff like this.
UPDATE: Feminists are not amused.