Hearts filled to the brim with love and respect
Smiling eyes to welcome and connect.
A wild sense of humor that would make a cat laugh
Plus a pinch of ridicule to add to the spark.
Forty or is it eighty shades of green
Rain and drizzle never before seen.
Pubs that stay open all through the night
Driving on the left or was it the right.
When we’ve had one or two too many this is how we talk
Would you give me that instead of pass me the salt.
Mass in Latin or was it Cantonese
What difference does it make sure we were on our knees.
Cups of tea by the dozen a rasher with egg
Black or brown pudding and a slice of Nellie’s soda bread.
A moaner is described by Nellie like this
She always has a cow in the ditch.