| 1 | |
| 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,566 | |
| 他也太過分了吧 | |
| 2 | |
| 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:08,600 | |
| 他手上有治療寒症的藥方 | |
| 3 | |
| 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,300 | |
| 爲了般若 | |
| 4 | |
| 00:00:11,466 --> 00:00:13,166 | |
| 他跟我提什麼要求都不過分 | |
| 5 | |
| 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:17,533 | |
| 我覺得他是故意在折磨我們 | |
| 6 | |
| 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:29,966 | |
| 你是漂亮姐姐的寶寶嗎 | |
| 7 | |
| 00:00:30,133 --> 00:00:32,066 | |
| 你是大魔王的兒子吧 | |
| 8 | |
| 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,566 | |
| 我們倆長得一模一樣 | |
| 9 | |
| 00:00:34,566 --> 00:00:36,500 | |
| 肯定是土壤雙胞胎 | |
| 10 | |
| 00:00:36,666 --> 00:00:38,266 | |
| 什麼雙胞胎 | |
| 11 | |
| 00:00:38,466 --> 00:00:40,266 | |
| 我們兩個是親兄弟 | |
| 12 | |
| 00:00:40,266 --> 00:00:42,333 | |
| 你爹地就是我爹地 | |
| 13 | |
| 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,500 | |
| 你媽咪就是我媽咪 | |
| 14 | |
| 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,366 | |
| 大魔王不是我爹地 | |
| 15 | |
| 00:00:47,466 --> 00:00:51,533 | |
| 我爹地已經轉世成後院那個阿黃了 | |
| 16 | |
| 00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:53,700 | |
| 你怎麼會在我家 | |
| 17 | |
| 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:55,900 | |
| 你怎麼還穿着我的衣服 | |
| 18 | |
| 00:00:56,266 --> 00:00:57,166 | |
| 對不起哦 | |
| 19 | |
| 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:59,166 | |
| 漂亮姐姐把我們認錯了 | |
| 20 | |
| 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:01,533 | |
| 咱們倆先把衣服換回來吧 | |
| 21 | |
| 00:01:01,866 --> 00:01:03,900 | |
| 我們可以拿爹爹 | |
| 22 | |
| 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,666 | |
| 還有媽咪還有我們的頭髮做親子鑑定 | |
| 23 | |
| 00:01:08,933 --> 00:01:12,533 | |
| 這樣就能知道我們是不是親兄弟 | |
| 24 | |
| 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:18,000 | |
| 還能知道我是不是神仙姐姐的孩子 | |
| 25 | |
| 00:01:18,466 --> 00:01:20,500 | |
| 那我們要不要鑑定一下 | |
| 26 | |
| 00:01:20,566 --> 00:01:22,366 | |
| 誰是我們的爹地 | |
| 27 | |
| 00:01:22,366 --> 00:01:25,400 | |
| 我不敢拔爹地的頭髮 | |
| 28 | |
| 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,966 | |
| 我敢拔阿黃的頭髮 | |
| 29 | |
| 00:01:28,266 --> 00:01:30,866 | |
| 我們跟阿黃做個鑑定 | |
| 30 | |
| 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:34,800 | |
| 阿黃和我們不是一個物種 | |
| 31 | |
| 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:36,966 | |
| 阿黃那麼可愛 | |
| 32 | |
| 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,000 | |
| 你不想讓他做我們的爹地嗎 | |
| 33 | |
| 00:01:42,266 --> 00:01:44,333 | |
| 胖仔媽咪給你送飯來了 | |