Para-Hunt: Episode 101
CREEPYFACE: Is it ready? 3… 2… 1… Welcome back, Creepers! It’s your demon host, CREEPYFACE, and this is Episode 101 of Para-Hunt! Me and the Crypters are coming at you live from Backwoods, Louisiana! Tonight, we have ourselves a lovely trio of Hunters planning to check out a local cemetery. As usual – their mission statement is to “record evidence of the paranormal” so let’s see if they can pay the piper! Can you imagine if they learned half the horror community was actually what we claim to be?! Their channel is Buster of Ghosts, and a link is in the description if you want to look. They’re doing okay for themselves with 10k subs, but let’s see if that number doesn’t go up after tonight! If this is your first time tuning in – we rank all teams by Class A-D, and like to use this portion of the segment to give you a little background on who we’re following. Overall, we’re ranking these guys as C-Class; when exploring they only use spirit box apps. In the beginning, they stayed around their Texas hometown, but lately they expanded their travel radius. I’ve skimmed through their top ten videos, but found no legitimate encounters so we have the honor of popping another cherry! I don’t think these guys are pants-wetters, but I’ve been fooled before; let’s just hope they don’t turn out to be cheaters, huh? Here’s their homepage; the tall ginger in the middle is Eric, the blonde to his right is Chloe, and the thicker guy in the hat is Travis. The girl should be especially fun – she screams every time a door slams. Now, as you can see – they wrote this nice, long bio about growing up in a small town and bonding over a shared love for the supernatural, but here on Para-Hunt we like to go behind the scenes! That’s right, it’s time for our resident Shadow-man to do his thing! ——————————- Shade: And just like that – we’re on location! Our new friends are still at the hotel; let’s see what they talk about when they think the cameras are off… Chloe: Did you do any research before suggesting this place?! Please tell me we didn’t drive four hours based on a random YouTube video! Eric: What difference does it make? It’s not like we’re ever going to find real ghosts! Besides, did you see how big it is? It’s an easy episode of exploring; all we have to do is mention a few temp drops and strange noises. Travis: The man has a point – remember when we explored that abandoned hotel last October? It was full of squatters, but we didn’t learn that until the next day – after gaining 200 subs overnight! Chloe: And what do you think will happen if viewers find out we’re cheating? It was one thing to take chances early on, but we have too much to lose now; sponsors are finally beginning to notice us! Eric: We aren’t cheating; don’t be so dramatic! It’s not like we’re paying kids to run around slamming doors anymore! Chloe: I don’t understand how you can be so ignorant when— Travis: Come on, guys, don’t fight; we got a long night ahead. Besides… these big channels must be doing something extra… there’s no way they’re getting all that footage on the up and up. Shade: Uh-oh, sounds like there’s trouble in paradise! Before we cut back, do you think we should give them a little taste of what we have in store for later?… You bet we should! How about the book on that table?… Chloe: The shit?! Shade: Ooo, that made a nice smack! Told you the girl was a screamer, and did you see how high they jumped?!… Oh, look, time for the blame game! Chloe: I’m sick of you two setting up these stupid pranks! I swear to God if you put this into the video – I’m gonna be pissed; it’s not funny anymore! Eric: I had nothing to do with that one! Shit bruh, please tell me you’re recording because that was amazing! How did you do it? Travis: That’s not cool; I’m fine with adding some prank clips to the videos – they play well with the audience, but even I’m tired of you trying to convince us they’re real… Eric: Dude, whatever! I— Shade: Wow, they got riled up fast! Let’s give them some time to cool down, shall we? I’ll keep an eye on our friends while you guys explore the cemetery. ——————————- CREEPYFACE: And we’re back at… where’d that sign go?… Ah! Cypress Bayou Cemetery. Our Hunters learned of a Weeping Woman; it’s said her cries of anguish are heard throughout the graveyard – even during the day. While me and Lucy grab some info, Helen will take you around for a Banshee’s eye view so you can see how big this place is. Helen: Here we go; hold on tight! Who needs drones when you have a Queen of Troy? Cypress Bayou is aptly named indeed; I guess that’s Louisiana for you, although this is my first time back in some seventy odd years. Look at those beautiful mausoleums; I love the intricate stonework and marble plaques! This place definitely has some great stories to tell… and the groundskeepers clearly take pride in their work – those rose bushes could win competitions! The paths are all paved, and lined with flowerbeds; a girl could haunt this place for eternity! I hope our Hunters aren’t too disappointed by the lack of homeless population, hehe… but that just means we should step up to fill the void, right? Whew, this place is huge… okay, final stretch, and the coast is clear; let’s get lower and do a proper flyby! CREEPYFACE: Did you enjoy the ride? The pamphlet says the earliest graves date back to the 1600’s, so there must be a few locals willing to help us out. If we take the path on the left, we can head towards the oldest residents and maybe find something interesting along the way. Haha, Potter Pan wants to know where Quasi is. You must be a first-timer; welcome! Everyone’s favorite mascot is still in the van – the sun has only just set; he needs a few minutes to wake up or he’ll be grumpy all night. What’s this I spy ahead, ladies? Doth my demonic eyes deceive – or do we see our first potential of the evening? Lucy, it’s your turn; go get us an interview – this is definitely your people. While she makes the introductions, let’s see if anyone has another question… Nightmare’s Edge, what up?! Glad to see you back, but no, our Chernobyl vacation was delayed by this detour. Don’t worry though, we’ll be flying most of the way so it won’t take much longer. Lily Livers, my favorite cannibal! I’m glad you asked; we’re actually on our way to Mississippi to check out a place called the Deadlands, but we saw those Hunters and decided to have some fun. Oops, I’ll have to tell you the rest later; Lucy is waving us over, we must have a new friend! Lucy: Everyone, this is Lady Nopeingham! She’s also passing through, but was kind enough to stop and chat a moment. Lady Nopeingham: Do these Hunters seem like the types to give blood donations? Lucy: Honestly, no… not really… Lady Nopeingham: Hmm… do any of you have the power to override the Free Will clause? CREEPYFACE: No, sorry… Lady Nopeingham: Shame. Oh well, enjoy your evening; I must be on my way. CREEPYFACE: Okay, wow she left fast; moving on, then. Uh-oh… is that the sound of a certain gargoyle coming in for a landing? Quick, turn your volume down before the [thud]… never mind. Whoa, whoa, easy there fella; come on, you’re gonna knock me over. Tell you what, let’s cut back to Shade while we get Quasi over to the entrance. I feel like this is a good group to play Moving Statue with! ——————————- Shade: Welcome back! As you can see we’re on our way to the cemetery, and they’ve just gone live. Do… do you think we should give them a quick shadow-man flash and see if they notice? Chloe: I hope everyone is as excited as we are! The locals refuse to go there after dark because— Shade: I had a feeling we should… Chloe: —but we’ll take y’all there so we can find out together! Shade: Oh my gods! They didn’t see, HA! Oh-oh, look, their viewers are trying to tell them! Eric: Hey, wait a second… why are the comments going crazy? I can’t read from back here. Chloe: Shut up; y’all are messing with us; hold on let me scroll up, they’re trying to scare us – saying a shadow person just appeared in the back… Wait, shit… oh my God! Oh my God! Travis: What the hell is going on?! Chloe: Wait, wait… wait… Eric: The fuck, man! You just watch the road before we end up as ghosts! Travis: I’m fine! Chloe: No way, it’s… they photoshopped… more are sending… oh my God! Shade: Ugh, looks like we got another Repeater… this could take a while. Anyway, make sure Quasi is ready to go, we’re about five minutes out! ——————————- CREEPYFACE: Ahh, good fun, good fun. Welcome back, so here we are at the oldest crypts available, and we’ve made some new friends… including, yes, the Weeping Woman herself! Joining us on tonight’s Hunt will be: Jane Tarver: 1605-38, CoD: ChildbirthPeter Reed: 1756-79, CoD: RedcoatsDuncan Miller: 1798-40, CoD: OutlawAs usual, we’ll pair each one with a Hunter and see who gets the most ParaPoints! Here’s a quick rundown of how to score for the new folks: Double-takes – 5ppScreams – 10ppRunaways – 15ppQuitters – 20ppBut the most important rule of all is: do not give them anything too tangible! If they really see you – it’s back to zero! Any questions?… Ah – Runaways flee the place they’re standing but not the location. Quitters say “fuck the team” and go straight to the car alone. The Hunters should be here by now; let’s get this party started with another Banshee view! Helen: The Game is my favorite part, I hope you’re all equally excited!… Ah there’s our little Hunters! Excellent; they noticed Quasi, hehe. CREEPYFACE: So, who do you think we should pair? You want to put the ladies together this time?… Cool, then Eric can be with Duncan and Travis with Peter. We’ll follow along to serve as referees and make sure you don’t miss any of the good stuff! ——————————- Eric: I wish we had a drone so y’all could see how huge this place is, but we found these maps at the entrance. See how the paths are everywhere? They’ve been expanding this place for almost 500 years! Since there’s so much ground to cover, we’re going to split up and meet at this far corner. That’s where the first graves were dug and therefore has the highest chance for activity. Chloe: I hate when we split up; the spirit box said my name last time… Travis: That’s the whole point, haha; come on, let’s get going! CREEPYFACE: Are you guys ready?! ——————————- Eric: These graves up front are all from the last ten years, but I guess that makes sense. I’ll let y’all in on a little secret… I chose this path because it’s the one from that video… the Weeping Woman thing… Anyway, I know Chloe doesn’t want us to talk about it because she’s still expecting to see prank footage, but at the hotel— Duncan: Wait, he missed the gargoyle… oh, I know! Eric: Hold on… CREEPYFACE: 5pp for Duncan! Eric: Did y’all hear that? The bushes? Seriously, I’m not even joking – I heard it right where that stupid statue is! Ugh, it’s exactly like the one by the entrance; how many of those things do they have? Shit… that thing is tripping me out… Damn, I sure did forget the spirit box – thanks, y’all. ——————————- Chloe: This might be the nicest cemetery we’ve seen yet… ugh, except for those ugly gargoyles. There’s another one, look; just like the one by the entrance. I could understand if— Jane: [sobs] Chloe: [screams] Lucy: 10pp for Jane! Chloe: Oh my God, why me?… I know y’all heard that… Okay, y’all are right; whew, this is why we’re here. It’s time for the spirit box… hold on, the app is loading. Jane: I’ve been looking forward to this; I’ve never seen one, but Ms. Lucy says I can speak to her when she turns it on. I’m very intrigued. Chloe: Hello… is… is someone here with me? Jane: … Yes… Chloe: Hooo kay, umm, are you the one called the Weeping Woman?… Jane: … … Yes… Chloe: [deep breath] Were you murdered? Jane: … … No… Chloe: … huh… ——————————- Travis: I wonder how the others are doing; you guys would tell me if one of them was messing with me, right? Because if I find out they’re making these weird noises, I might not be a good sport about it. Especially since that stunt in the hotel room… that shit was all Eric! Just you wait… he’s got a clip and he’s saving for who knows what special little moment. Damn, look at that – it’s another gargoyle; someone around here bought those things in bulk is all I can figure… Peter: Okay, let us give this a try… Travis: Holy shit! What was that?! Did you see? It was like an orb shot across the path! Someone tell me— yes! It’s on film; oh my God, I can’t wait to show those assholes! Shade: 5pp for Peter! Travis: Hell yea – know what? I’m actually gonna use the spirit box tonight, holy shit! Okay, umm, hello… will you talk to me? I can hear you with this… umm device. Peter: Help me! Help me! It hurts! Travis: Fuuuck, dude! No!… I dropped everything; I’m sorry, oh my God! [sobs] Shade: Haha, oh snap; I thought he was gonna run for sure! 10 more for Peter! Travis: Umm, can I do something to help you… like… move on? Peter: … … … Die… Travis: Shit, I really don’t wanna be alone anymore… ——————————- Eric: Okay, I’m not proud of my actions back there… throwing my drink onto that statue – creepy or not – was vandalism; and that’s not cool. That being said, I think we need to get everyone back together now and just get out of here… I haven’t turned around; we’re clearly going in the same direction… but look at this next gargoyle… it’s wet, and there’s ice cubes on its feet! What the— Duncan: This kid is jumpier than horny hare; I think I might breathe into his ear a smidgen. Eric: —how? Can anyone tell me— [squeal] CREEPYFACE: Damn, son! That sounded like a little girl! 10pp for Duncan, but that might deserve bonus points later. Eric: This isn’t possible; it was the wind – nothing else… and maybe the path circled back somehow! I was moving fast… Here, let’s look at the map again… Duncan: How upsetting you suppose he’d be about losing that there map? I reckon we best find out, then. [rip] CREEPYFACE: We have a runaway; 15pp for Duncan! ——————————- Chloe: [sigh] … was it a plague? Jane: … … No… Chloe: Geez, what else is there… did you… die in childbirth? Jane: … … Yes… Chloe: … Oh, seriously? I mean, that’s horrible; I’m sorry to hear that… I just didn’t expect that to be it… Jane: [wails] Chloe: [screams] Shit! No – wait; please don’t do that! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you… can I help you somehow? Lucy: 10pp for Jane! Jane: … … No… Chloe: [sigh] ——————————- Travis: This place is weird y’all, I don’t like it… and I don’t know what the deal is – because I’m not going any closer to it – but the last couple statues were all vandalized… umm… in the same way… almost like there’s only been one this whole time… No way – I’m not doing the app again; you can all forget that! Peter: See how carelessly he moves? He’s liable to fall any moment… it would be a shame to miss such an opportunity… Travis: Oof— The hell; there’s nothing— My ankle! Fuck this! Shade: Hot Damn; 15pp to Peter! Travis: Eric! Chloe! Hurry up; let’s go! Peter: Uh-oh, he seems to be in a hurry… maybe we can speed him on his way with a little push… Travis: Shit, shit, shit— My shoulder, y’all – what’s back there – something pushed my shoulder! [choke] Shade: 5pp to Peter ——————————- Eric: Was that Travis? Finally… yo I’m coming! We’re almost there; they can call me crazy all they want as long as they do it in the car! Bruh, no!… We came for ghosts; you feel me? Not gargoyles! Duncan: Damn, running outta time… let’s see… oh I know! How about a nice pass-through to cool him off? Eric: [gasp] guys… oh my God what was that?! Travis! Chloe! Please! CREEPYFACE: I can’t believe I thought the girl would be the crier… either way… this guy sure can run, and that was definitely a double-take so that’s a 20 pointer right there! ——————————- Chloe: Ugh, what are they screaming about? I’ve finally got something and they’re going to ruin it with their bullshit… probably just trying to scare me. Jane: Excuse me, Ms. Lucy!? I don’t wish to frighten my new friend anymore. I believe our meeting was destiny; we are the best of friends now! She wishes me to come live with her so that we may be together forever! Lucy: Of course dear, I’m very happy for the two of you; feel free to behave as if the cameras weren’t even here. Chloe: Damn! Why does this stupid app have to stop working right when we catch up to the guys?! ——————————- Eric: Thank God, there’s Chloe! Come on, we gotta— CREEPYFACE: Looks like the gang’s back together! While we tally the final scores, you guys enjoy one final performance. Travis: It doesn’t matter right now, we can tell you in the— Fuck, what’s that sound? Chloe: It almost sounds like… flapping? Eric: No! No, no, no, no… look up, look up! Do you see it? It just landed in the tree I swear to God! You see the shape at the very top?! Quasi: [roar] Buster of Ghosts: [screams] ——————————- CREEPYFACE: Well guys, it looks like our trio is calling it quits. We want to say a big thank you to all our guests tonight and a congratulations to Jane for finding a new home! We wish the new friends all the best! As for the final scores: The ladies came in 3rd with 20ppPeter came in 2nd with 35ppAnd tonight’s champion is Duncan with a whopping 50pp!Great job, everyone, and thanks so much for your participation! As for next week, we’ll be stopping over in a little town called Cotton Hills. We’ve heard whispers about that spot I mentioned earlier – the Deadlands… and I don’t want to spoil anything, but trust me, it’s worth checking out… But anyway, that’s it for tonight, Creepers! Until next time, all hail the Dark Lord! Credit : Page Turner Official Site Copyright Statement: Unless explicitly stated, all stories published on Creepypasta.com are the property of (and under copyright to) their respective authors, and may not be narrated or performed under any circumstance.