This morning, our defenses down from being slightly hung over, we endured Ford's quarterly earnings call in its entirety. We'd expected the call to be a numbers buffet, with CFO Don Leclair as matre'd. Then, a bombshell. We got the main men from Dearborn: Mark Fields, CWFO (Chief Way Forward Officer) and Bill Ford, CEO. Seeing as everyone already knows the key takeaway (i.e., Ford posted a rather unexpected loss this past quarter due to big time drops in truck sales), we were curious to see how the two top guys would spin said big news. We weren't disappointed. First, Mark "Movie Star" Fields made it clear he's got a way forward out of the mess Ford's in called high gas prices. The answer is...