"The tastiest drink in the world is coffee, or nothing!" says Azucena, Tekken's newest character, when she runs into Lili. "I'll teach you of the majesty that is tea!" Lili shoots back. It's a dialogue exchange that only happens when these two characters go head-to-head, and in this case, it's appropriate. Tekken producer Michael Murray is drinking coffee and playing Azucena. I'm drinking tea and playing Lili. Michael destroys me. I don't often play Lili, and Michael is, unsurprisingly, a very good Tekken player. But even though I lost that match, I was having an absolute blast. We were laughing, complimenting strong moments in each other's play, sharing surprise at certain interactions, and generally having a great time.