Icahn's stake in Herbalife comes with two board seats, which means essentially that Herbalife is sleeping with someone who has and will screw just about anyone. I am told the company meets with him regularly, as does its main financial adviser, Ken Moelis. Publicly, it's all peachy. "Herbalife stands by Mr. Icahn's investment in the company, and appreciate his shared viewed of Herbalife's operations, products and future products," a company flack said in a statement to me.