Ignore popular series like Shenmue and Skies of Arcadia. Crank out a half-dozen terrible Sonic games. Sometimes it seems like Sega is run by a board of drunk chimps. If you've ever thought you could do a better job of running a once-powerful console manufacturer, releasing Segagaga is a good way to start. Billed as an RPG full of mini-games, your goal is to increase Sega's market share to put the evil DOGMA (Sony) out of business. It's the type of unique game that would have drawn a lot of acclaim in the States, but apparently those chimps just couldn't be convinced to release it here.