That's how Andy Zaky begins a 1,700-word polemic posted overnight Tuesday that constitutes his sixth Apple "buy" recommendation since 2006. Zaky, an occasional Fortune contributor who now runs several hedge funds, including an Apple (AAPL)-only fund, is famous in certain investor circles for the timing and precision of these "buy" calls. At least two were made on the exact day Apple hit bottom. Four have already paid off handsomely and the fifth looks likely to do so as well. To recap: Now, with stock trading around $630, Zaky is on the record saying that it will hit $1,000 by this time next year, if not by next July. "The simple truth," he writes, "is that despite all of the sensationalist rubbish surrounding the launch of iPhone 5 ranging from 'Mapplegate' to purple hazes or scratched iPhone cases, Apple is selling literally every iPhone 5 that it can make in what has been called the most aggressive international roll-out in consumer electronics history.